#1 To Give The Worst Land
Image source: RodyBlano “In 1913, Sarah Rector, a 10-year-old black girl received a land allotment of 160 acres in Oklahoma. The best farming land was reserved for whites, so she was given a barren plot. Oil was soon discovered there & she became the country’s first black millionaire.”
#2 To “Help The World Become A Better Place”
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#3 To Make A Funny Boomer Post LOL
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#4 To Trick The Allied Forces
Image source: DrugInducedBeard “During WW2, the Germans built a fake wooden airfield with wooden aircraft, vehicles, and hangars in order to trick the Allies. The RAF, having known of the secret project for months, patiently waited for them to finish and then dropped a single fake wooden bomb on it”
#5 To Give Motivation
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#6 To Ask Informed Questions
Image source: BruceInc Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het: Do up your fly, your chauvinism is showing.
#7 An Attempt Was Made To Listen To A Sherlock Holmes Mystery
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#8 To Insult Women
Image source: MoroselyBrowse446 Zena: “Men, you can’t get pregnant, so sit down when medical care for women is discussed.” Yes, actually, this tracks; let’s institute this rule.
#9 To Be Immune To Yo Momma Jokes
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#10 To Clean Up After Himself
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#11 To Say Jesus Didn’t Use Pronouns
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#12 To Cancel Alcohol
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#13 To Sound Literate
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#14 To Prevent The Homeless From Sleeping Here
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#15 To Make Mommy Look Like A Hard Worker
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#16 To Act Like You Belong
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#17 To Get Drinks
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#18 To Comfort A Foster Kitty By A Deaf And Partially Blind Pup
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#19 To Give The Dog A Pool
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#20 To Build A Cool Looking Electric Truck
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#21 To Make Speaking 2 Languages Sophisticated
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#22 To Scare Away A Prankster
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#23 To Be An Animal Activist
Image source: Kdial2002 Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het: To buy venison from the shops is dear.
#24 To Complain About A Child Selling Hot Dogs
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#25 To Secretly Use Grindr
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#26 To Scare Your Boyfriend
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#27 To Eat A Muffin
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#28 To Be Responsible And Uber Home
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#29 To Give Reasons For Not Using Facial Recognition
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#30 To Make This Student Think Before They Ink
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#31 To Fire A Cat
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#32 To Help
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#33 To Sleep Peacefully
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#34 To Say Hello To A Ghost
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#35 To Be A Smart Cop
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#36 To Start Cat Racing
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#37 To Look Dangerous
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#38 To Stop A Vegan
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#39 …to Photograph Birds
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#40 To Relax A Bit More
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