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Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Shelby Moonheart: My husband told me 25 years in, that I was the cook. I don’t remember that in our marriage vows.
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Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Ace: Ah, but are they really dead, or just ‘not got enough charge for the device they came out of but should be fine in a rarely used remote control” dead?
#7
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheBlueBitterfly: If he’s calling from the bathroom, it’s poo. It’s always poo.
#8
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheGoodBoi: Stuff always magically appears for women. /J
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#10
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 o.0.moldy strawberries.0.o: istg, the amount of times i’ve sat at the dining table while my dad yelled “WHAT IS 7X6?!”
#11
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheGoodBoi: Yes! If that doesn’t work, give it time. As soon as you cross the threshold of your house, you’ll remember…
#12
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheBlueBitterfly: Every day. Keys, pill container, money, cards, glasses..
#13
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#15
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Hey!: That’s when I stopped checking their homework – i.e. when they changed the way they did divisions and multiplications.
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#18
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Klondike Penguin: My final decision: No.
#19
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheGoodBoi: Hold on now, there might be children on this site!
#20
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Me. Just Me.: I still to this day have those nightmares where I say this to my mom because I legitimately just remembered myself. It’s a wonder I got through school sometimes!
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#22
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Trillian: If it were girls they would throw the waffle and then giggle about it for DAYS especially when you tell them to cut it out
#23
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Jeff White: Not so! Sometimes we’re calling to have you help us find something … that’s right where it should be or where you said it was … while you’re driving home.
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title: " Sarcastic Mommy 25 Tweets On The Realities Of Parenting" ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-01” author: “Anthony Chance”
#1
More info: Sarcastic Mommy | Twitter | Facebook | Instagram Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Dread Pirate Roberts: Amen to that
#2
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#4
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Shelby Moonheart: My husband told me 25 years in, that I was the cook. I don’t remember that in our marriage vows.
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#6
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Ace: Ah, but are they really dead, or just ‘not got enough charge for the device they came out of but should be fine in a rarely used remote control” dead?
#7
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheBlueBitterfly: If he’s calling from the bathroom, it’s poo. It’s always poo.
#8
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheGoodBoi: Stuff always magically appears for women. /J
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#10
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 o.0.moldy strawberries.0.o: istg, the amount of times i’ve sat at the dining table while my dad yelled “WHAT IS 7X6?!”
#11
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheGoodBoi: Yes! If that doesn’t work, give it time. As soon as you cross the threshold of your house, you’ll remember…
#12
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheBlueBitterfly: Every day. Keys, pill container, money, cards, glasses..
#13
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Me. Just Me.: This also applies if you are single and live alone. No waiting required.
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Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Hey!: That’s when I stopped checking their homework – i.e. when they changed the way they did divisions and multiplications.
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Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Klondike Penguin: My final decision: No.
#19
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheGoodBoi: Hold on now, there might be children on this site!
#20
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Me. Just Me.: I still to this day have those nightmares where I say this to my mom because I legitimately just remembered myself. It’s a wonder I got through school sometimes!
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#22
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Trillian: If it were girls they would throw the waffle and then giggle about it for DAYS especially when you tell them to cut it out
#23
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Jeff White: Not so! Sometimes we’re calling to have you help us find something … that’s right where it should be or where you said it was … while you’re driving home.
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#25
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title: " Sarcastic Mommy 25 Tweets On The Realities Of Parenting" ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-28” author: “Barbara Farley”
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More info: Sarcastic Mommy | Twitter | Facebook | Instagram Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Dread Pirate Roberts: Amen to that
#2
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#4
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Shelby Moonheart: My husband told me 25 years in, that I was the cook. I don’t remember that in our marriage vows.
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#6
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Ace: Ah, but are they really dead, or just ‘not got enough charge for the device they came out of but should be fine in a rarely used remote control” dead?
#7
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheBlueBitterfly: If he’s calling from the bathroom, it’s poo. It’s always poo.
#8
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheGoodBoi: Stuff always magically appears for women. /J
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#10
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 o.0.moldy strawberries.0.o: istg, the amount of times i’ve sat at the dining table while my dad yelled “WHAT IS 7X6?!”
#11
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheGoodBoi: Yes! If that doesn’t work, give it time. As soon as you cross the threshold of your house, you’ll remember…
#12
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheBlueBitterfly: Every day. Keys, pill container, money, cards, glasses..
#13
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Me. Just Me.: This also applies if you are single and live alone. No waiting required.
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#15
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Hey!: That’s when I stopped checking their homework – i.e. when they changed the way they did divisions and multiplications.
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#18
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Klondike Penguin: My final decision: No.
#19
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheGoodBoi: Hold on now, there might be children on this site!
#20
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Me. Just Me.: I still to this day have those nightmares where I say this to my mom because I legitimately just remembered myself. It’s a wonder I got through school sometimes!
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#22
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Trillian: If it were girls they would throw the waffle and then giggle about it for DAYS especially when you tell them to cut it out
#23
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Jeff White: Not so! Sometimes we’re calling to have you help us find something … that’s right where it should be or where you said it was … while you’re driving home.
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#25
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title: " Sarcastic Mommy 25 Tweets On The Realities Of Parenting" ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-21” author: “Ann Whitaker”
#1
More info: Sarcastic Mommy | Twitter | Facebook | Instagram Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Dread Pirate Roberts: Amen to that
#2
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#4
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Shelby Moonheart: My husband told me 25 years in, that I was the cook. I don’t remember that in our marriage vows.
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#6
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Ace: Ah, but are they really dead, or just ‘not got enough charge for the device they came out of but should be fine in a rarely used remote control” dead?
#7
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheBlueBitterfly: If he’s calling from the bathroom, it’s poo. It’s always poo.
#8
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheGoodBoi: Stuff always magically appears for women. /J
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#10
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 o.0.moldy strawberries.0.o: istg, the amount of times i’ve sat at the dining table while my dad yelled “WHAT IS 7X6?!”
#11
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheGoodBoi: Yes! If that doesn’t work, give it time. As soon as you cross the threshold of your house, you’ll remember…
#12
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheBlueBitterfly: Every day. Keys, pill container, money, cards, glasses..
#13
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Me. Just Me.: This also applies if you are single and live alone. No waiting required.
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#15
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Hey!: That’s when I stopped checking their homework – i.e. when they changed the way they did divisions and multiplications.
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#18
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Klondike Penguin: My final decision: No.
#19
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 TheGoodBoi: Hold on now, there might be children on this site!
#20
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Me. Just Me.: I still to this day have those nightmares where I say this to my mom because I legitimately just remembered myself. It’s a wonder I got through school sometimes!
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#22
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Trillian: If it were girls they would throw the waffle and then giggle about it for DAYS especially when you tell them to cut it out
#23
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Jeff White: Not so! Sometimes we’re calling to have you help us find something … that’s right where it should be or where you said it was … while you’re driving home.
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