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#1 More info: Instagram | theycantalk.com | Facebook | x.com Image source: theycantalkcomics #2 Image source: theycantalkcomics #3 Image source: theycantalkcomics #4 Image source: theycantalkcomics #5 Image source: theycantalkcomics #6 Image source: theycantalkcomics #7 Image source: theycantalkcomics #8 Image source: theycantalkcomics #9 Image source: theycantalkcomics #10 Image source: theycantalkcomics #11 Image source: theycantalkcomics #12 Image source: theycantalkcomics #13 Image source: theycantalkcomics #14 Image source: theycantalkcomics #15 Image source: theycantalkcomics #16 Image source: theycantalkcomics...

#1 Image source: BlackCat27_TS4, Valentin Sarte / pexels (not the actual photo) When I was just a kid, we witnessed a very bad motorcycle accident. The poor guy ran into the side of a car. He went flying over the top of the car. Before the guy hit the road, my father (who was a nurse) was out of the car. When the guy came down we saw a huge gash in his thigh and my Dad quickly took off his tie and used it as a tourniquet on the guy’s upper thigh....

#1 More info: Reddit Image source: Dontshunlee, Avel Chuklanov Casting director here. Having a career in acting, I don’t mean being famous. I mean paying your bills with acting alone. I would hazard being an exclusively working actor is about 1% of actors. But the amount of people still going into acting tells me people think otherwise. #2 Image source: Iamwallpaper, Peter Zulauf Blimps, there are only around 25 left...

#1 Smallpox Vaccination Scar ! Who Has One? Image source: Planet2527 Robin DJW : “I had two, the second because of travel to another continent.” Kat-Renee Kittel : “I could still see my small pox vaccine scar until a few years ago. I remember that the mechanism used looked like something from outer space to me as a kid like some kind of future device in Star Trek” #2 Barefoot Gas Pedal, Hurst Shifter, And Boston Image source: Adventure_tom Geoffrey Scott : “And half way through a song…kachunck, next track”...

#1 Image source: idiotoftheeast TotallyNOTAFox: Eeyupp, that’s what the fox says #2 Image source: idiotoftheeast TotallyNOTAFox: Sorry, but we all know that “Flat Earth” is nonsense #3 Image source: idiotoftheeast #4 Image source: idiotoftheeast #5 Image source: idiotoftheeast #6 Image source: idiotoftheeast #7 Image source: idiotoftheeast #8 Image source: idiotoftheeast #9 Image source: idiotoftheeast #10 Image source: idiotoftheeast #11 Image source: idiotoftheeast #12 Image source: idiotoftheeast #13 Image source: idiotoftheeast...

#1 Image source: rosedommu, Dimitrios Kambouris Ellinor: “Got the theme 100% right !” Roan The Demon Kitty: “she got the theme right. she’s the sand in the sand timer” nancy: “This was my favourite dress of the night, and it looked glorious on her!” #2 Image source: highendhomo brie sansotta: “Oh, I miss her terrible, dirty funny, outrageous comments so much!” Heather Atwood: “The only person in Hollywood who never used her filter....

#1 Image source: Candid_Zebra1297, Marius Mann / pexels (not the actual photo) Years ago a very, very drunk man unsteadily approached my friend and I in the street. He was squinting at his watch and closing one eye to try and read it. When he finally got to us he asked “Is it 10 in the morning or 10 at night?”. #2 Them: “Anyone ever told you that you look like Vin Diesel?...

#1 When the groom shoved wedding cake into his new bride’s mouth so hard that it chipped a tooth, bloodied her lip and blood staining her wedding gown. He kept pushing until she tripped over a tree root and fell backwards breaking her wrist. The groom’s own father then began to beat the hell out of him. Good times. Image source: neal144, [deleted] #2 Arrived at the venue to see a sign announcing “Welcome to [Bride]’s Wedding” and in smaller text underneath “featuring [groom]” they did a ring warming thing where the rings were passed around before the ceremony for everyone to make a silent wish/intention for the couple – I closed my eyes and thought “May your divorce be relatively painless....

#1 “Coughing”… (Also, Really??) Image source: calvers70 Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “I suppose the person died of the morbid sore throat.” #2 Catholic Converter Image source: Tighnari Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Damn those Catholics. Trying to converter everybody!” #3 Egomaniac Chair Image source: LamentableTrousers Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “When you deserve to sit on the best of the best....

#1 Image source: Specific-Squash, Vecislavas Popa When you rent an apartment in Germany, in most cases it doesn’t come with light fixtures, kitchen cabinets and counters, appliances, etc. You either have to purchase and install these yourself, or hope that the previous tenant is willing to sell theirs to you. In my last apartment search, there were even a few apartments where I would have had to supply and install my own flooring....

#1 It wasn’t just one voicemail, it was a series of them. My ex boyfriend, you may have read about it in one of my previous answers but the short of it was that he was arrested while we were breaking up for terroristic threats against me and my kids. Image source: Tiffany Perez After he got out of jail on bond he started calling me from all kinds of different numbers....

#1 Image source: LiquidSoCrates, Rodolfo Quirós/pexels Construction. No, I’m not looking to build your deck for a cheeseburger and a six pack of beer. #2 Image source: The_Law_of_Pizza, August de Richelieu /pexels I’m an attorney. A lot of people – maybe most people – have this bizarre idea that a court case turns on who has the better attorney. As if we’re wizards, hurling eldritch beams of light at one another until one of our minds snap and the empty husk slumps to the floor....

#1 Image source: lifewiththecrazies #2 Image source: ok.k8lyn Fortescue_: When you wake up from a nap and don’t know what planet you’re on. #3 Image source: bayleehazelmay Hphizzle : Little dude was stuck in the birth canal for a hot minute. #4 Image source: jeydaweydabobeyda #5 Image source: desirewestphal #6 Image source: blake11_4 Undercover: E. T. 😂 #7 Image source: madalynsmith70 Hphizzle: The second would have been my choice for his birth....

#1 My Parents Have Been Married For 25 Years Today. Then And Now Image source: ISmellManFlesh #2 A Friend’s Aunt Gifted Me Her Deceased Father’s Car. “If You Think You Can Get It Running, You Can Have It”. Before And After Image source: Whoiscw #3 Today I Got To Fly In My Grandfather’s Restored WW2 Hurricane Image source: missbazil #4 Maine Coon vs. Siamese Size Comparison Image source: the_catbeans_mainecoons #5 Here’s My Echium Pink Fountain....

#1 A Friend Bought This Balloon For Her Son’s Birthday But Decided Against Blowing It Up Image source: JohnnyMackers #2 Yummy Drink With A Trip To The Hospital Image source: Brickzarina #3 Accidentally Sent My Son To School With His Newly Bought Ugly Christmas Sweater Image source: AngryHamzter Didn’t realize what Santa was doing until his kindergarten teacher pointed it out when I picked him up after school. #4 My Daughter Got A Globe Ball With Only America On It Image source: mrMuppet06...

#1 More info: Instagram Image source: uglydesign #2 Image source: uglydesign #3 Image source: uglydesign #4 Image source: uglydesign #5 Image source: uglydesign #6 Image source: uglydesign #7 Image source: uglydesign #8 Image source: uglydesign #9 Image source: uglydesign #10 Image source: uglydesign #11 Image source: uglydesign #12 Image source: uglydesign #13 Image source: uglydesign #14 Image source: uglydesign #15 Image source: uglydesign #16 Image source: uglydesign #17 Image source: uglydesign...

#1 European Airline Failed Geography More info: Reddit Image source: Your_one_man_ #2 Geography Is Tough Image source: imgur.com #3 Bye!! America See You… Never! Image source: DOMINOEP #4 Someone Failed Geography Image source: McManus26 #5 Looks Like Someone Failed Geography Image source: The_Aincrad_Prince #6 And I Thought Americans Only Knew American Geography Image source: SpinalElephant #7 It’s Basic Geography *sigh Image source: DM_ME_YOUR_PASSWORD #8 Geography Is Important, Kids Image source: regian24...

#1 More info: Instagram | Facebook | twitter.com | patreon.com | threadless.com Image source: lucasturnbloom #2 Image source: lucasturnbloom #3 Image source: lucasturnbloom Bears Smiff: That has just happened here. Five of the little things in a king size duvet. #4 Image source: lucasturnbloom #5 Image source: lucasturnbloom Chandra Torres: YES!! Yes we MUST!!! Every night! My hubby sleeps with the covers over his head, our cat not realizing (or, maby realizing) that it’s his face under the covers, continues to WALK ALL OVER HIS FACE!...

#1 So, Which One Are You? Image source: dadmann_walking #2 There’re Two Types Of Kids On The First Day Of School Image source: xMudxCrabx #3 Two Types Of Girls At Parties Image source: kavino #4 Me And Our Dog And My Wife And Our Cat Image source: mstrblueskys #5 There Are Two Types Of IT Techie Image source: thewhitedragon #6 There Are Two Types Of People Image source: evart83 #7 There Are Two Types Of People In This World Image source: Doowstados...

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