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#1 The Ninja Blender Handle More info: Facebook Image source: Amanda N Salmeron #2 Spiders Image source: Higi Kaelle #3 Finally Found Something That’s Ewww Enough For Here Image source: Ricarda Martinez-Arden #4 The Only Bad Thing About My New Place, This Built In Cutting Board Who On Earth Thought Of This Image source: Cleo Ek #5 Saw This In My Death Stairs Group. I Think It Belongs Here Too Image source: Will Henry Jr....

#1 Image source: xonacrackr, Karolina Grabowska I’m a vet tech. I quit a clinic after about 3 weeks when the doctor told me to start reusing needles. He wanted me to pull up a vaccine, administer it, ,the pull the next vaccine up into the same syringe with the same needle and repeat. That was the final straw. The first straw was finding out that we (it was a small practice with 2 other techs and 1 receptionist) were required to bring our own toilet paper to work :) #2 Image source: shortyjizzle, Drew Rae 4 hours....

#1 World’s Most Accurate Pie Chart Image source: matts41 Jeff White: There is no way one could argue with this one. Well played. #2 It’s Math Image source: matts41 #3 A Guide To Eating Fish At Work Image source: oopsicharted #4 Yearly Flossing Calendar Image source: matts41 devotedtodreams: Used to be me, except that I never flossed. Now I’ve been flossing daily for almost a year, and morning breath isn’t as bad anymore :)...

#1 Image source: hernan_782, Boca Dorada (not the actual photo) Not letting any food go to waste #2 Image source: CompetitiveAnt2609, Alvaro Camacho (not the actual photo) They seem to have a better sense of community #3 Image source: wromit, sagar sintan (not the actual photo) Social contact. The first thing my relatives from India observe when they visit our suburban texas home is where are all the people?! Hundreds of massive homes and hardly any people seen outside....

#1 Image source: sam_the_beagle, Caroline Roose / unsplash (no the actual photo) Parmesan reggiano. Maldon salt. Berkshire pork.Good Scotch. #2 Cardamom. It is just ridiculously tasty in baked goods. Image source: Mega—Moo #3 Image source: EveFluff, Elevate / unslpash ( not the actual photo) High quality mustard #4 Image source: Few_Explanation1170, H. Alexander Talbot / flickr (not the actual photo) Black garlic. Thank you Bob’s Burgers for that tasty treat....

#1 More info: gocomics.com | Facebook | Instagram Image source: Doggonit #2 Image source: Doggonit #3 Image source: Doggonit #4 Image source: Doggonit #5 Image source: Doggonit #6 Image source: Doggonit #7 Image source: Doggonit #8 Image source: Doggonit #9 Image source: Doggonit #10 Image source: Doggonit #11 Image source: Doggonit #12 Image source: Doggonit #13 Image source: Doggonit #14 Image source: Doggonit #15 Image source: Doggonit #16 Image source: Doggonit...

#1 I knew someone who once put their credit card in the floppy disk drive to make an online purchase. Image source: ElvishMystical, cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) #2 My grandfather typed “big boobs” as his facebook status like, 15 times in a 5 minute span… I think I understand what he was trying to do… Image source: a_burdie_from_hell, Pixabay / pexels (not the actual photo) #3 The guy who wanted to know why his computer didn’t work during a power outage....

#1 Funeral Business. Guilting little old ladies into spending money they don’t have to give their husbands a funeral “they deserve”. Image source: JaxJim, Pavel Danilyuk #2 Image source: professorjaytee, Andrea Piacquadio Insurance. Life insurance, car insurance, health insurance, whatever. People tend to trust insurance companies, which is nuts. Nice-seeming people wearing nice business clothes, sometimes in a nice office, with nice, neat forms to fill out and nice, long contracts to sign....

Image credits: trpclshrk #1 Daniel Radcliffe and any of the girls in the Harry Potter movies. Some of jlaw and peetas movies. Image source: No-Victory-94, Warner Bros Lem Johnson: I’ll never forgive them for what a wetwipe they turned Ginny Weasley into in the films. #2 Keanu Reeves has zero chemistry with romantic co-stars. I said it. Image source: chibbledibs, Warner Bros Lama: I totally believed in Keanu and Sandra in the first Speed....

#1 Image source: Dune1008, Touch Of Light The pentagon has never been able to account for more than half its budget. #2 Image source: allbitterandclean, Lloyd Arnold Ernest Hemingway suffered from ongoing paranoia that the FBI were surveilling him, which was thought to be a key factor in him [taking his own life]. Most chalked it up to mental illness at the time. Decades later, his file was released, proving he was under investigation for his ties to Cuba, his phones were tapped, and he was right all along....

#1 Image source: IWearBones138__, Vidar Nordli-Mathisen The sun. I live in a pretty consistently sunny touristy area. The amount of people that let themselves get ruthlessly burned or try hiking without water is staggering. The sun will f**k you up. #2 Image source: 350chevyman Pressure washers. People think it’s funny to spray others with them but the reality is that water coming out of that nozzle can be powerful enough to chip bricks....

#1 Happy birthday song at a restaurant. Image source: TomboySkirt, Le Salama Marrakech / Unsplash #2 New years in times square. Image source: The_Real_Flatmeat, Bill Larkin / Flickr #3 Cruises. You spend how much money to be cooped on a boat with 3,000 strangers, for how long? Image source: CoffeeAndBrass, Matthew Barra / Pexels #4 Strip clubs. F*****g gross, man. Image source: deniall83 #5 Anywhere with deafening loud music. I don’t get the appeal of concerts and clubs....

#1 Get This Man A Phd Image source: meme_collector_42069 #2 Liar Image source: ghendricks24 #3 Nice Image source: My_Memes_Will_Cure_U #4 A Better Version Of Hide N Seek Image source: SmithNotASmith #5 My Daughter’s Elementary School Emailed This Photo So Parents Can Claim Lost Glasses. The School Only Has 190 Students Image source: WTF_Conservatives JoNo: I don’t understand how a parent isn’t at the school or on the phone to the school the very next day after their child arrived home without their glasses....

#1 More info: Reddit Image source: Eureka05, Carol VanHook Not sure how common this is, but my MIL puts a couple tablespoons of instant vanilla pudding powder in heavy cream when she makes whipped cream for desserts. It helps it keep its shape when you put leftovers in the fridge. #2 Image source: AriMeowber, France Friend of mine taught me to put herb and garlic cream cheese in my mashed potatoes....

#1 Well Damn. Is It Weird I’m Half Expectating To Open This And Have It Be A Magical Portal? More Info: Instagram Image source: stoopingnyc #2 Please Sit Down And Acknowledge How Amazing This Stooping Success Is Image source: stoopingnyc #3 Hundreds Of Free New Books! Image source: stoopingnyc #4 Want More Proof Of How Amazing The Stooping NYC Community Is? Image source: stoopingnyc #5 Guys. Good News And Bad News....

#1 More info: Instagram | patreon.com Image source: the_bear_trap #2 Image source: the_bear_trap #3 Image source: the_bear_trap #4 Image source: the_bear_trap #5 Image source: the_bear_trap #6 Image source: the_bear_trap #7 Image source: the_bear_trap #8 Image source: the_bear_trap #9 Image source: the_bear_trap #10 Image source: the_bear_trap #11 Image source: the_bear_trap #12 Image source: the_bear_trap #13 Image source: the_bear_trap #14 Image source: the_bear_trap #15 Image source: the_bear_trap #16 Image source: the_bear_trap #17 Image source: the_bear_trap...

#1 Image source: TheCatWhisprer Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Every time I take out a bowl.” #2 Image source: duolingo CryingChildKinnie : “I’ve learned more japanese from vocaloid songs than from that stupid owl Alyssa tell me what the answer is.” Nonna_SoF : “And now I want a green apple barbecue pulled chicken sandwich.” #3 Image source: ThePunnyWorld Caffeinated Hedgehog : “My New Year’s resolution is to procrasti”...

#1 Image source: mommajessiec Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “Sending you thoughts and prayers.” #2 Image source: dadmann_walking Trophy Husband : “This depends on the toddler and teenager in question. I have 5 kids and I can tell you that some were worse at 2 and some at 15. My best advice is to drink beer.” #3 Image source: dadmann_walking CryingChildKinnie : “As a teenager, if my parent said my outfit looked “dripping bruh” I’d be exceedingly confuzzled....

Image source: Velociraptornuggets, Ulyasage / envato (not the actual photo) My nephew refused to vacuum so I told him the thing about the vacuum sucking up ghosts. I said that vacuuming kept houses from getting haunted, that’s why haunted houses are so dusty. Ten years later he is still a neat freak and I feel responsible. #2 Image source: yamsnz, Ksenia Chernaya / pexels (not the actual photo) My kid went up 4 reading levels over Covid lockdown – everyone thought I was really putting in a big effort with his reading....

#1 Harris shared, in an interview with our team, that he’s been drawing his whole life, and only a year ago, he decided to pursue his art full-time. He didn’t go to art school and only had high school art classes as formal training. However, he has a deep appreciation for art and is grateful to have found an audience that enjoys his drawings and humor. More info: Instagram | twitter....