#1
Image source: Jennifer Black, x.com Charlie the Cat: Ooh… I’m definitely using this!
#2
Image source: Nicky Dale Cat lover: OMG. This is gold
#3
Image source: Syed Shayan Bukhari Ditto: They didn’t say which drug, could be a workaholic /j
#4
Image source: Jennifer Dennis Potter From beyond the Banana Bread: Everybody: “Be yourself!” Me: Is himself. Everybody: “NOT LIKE THIS!”
#5
Image source: Nicole Arnaud
#6
Image source: শিশির রহমান Stephanie Did It: Oh how I wish I could go back in time and ask this
#7
Image source: শিশির রহমান, x.com deejak: If you have any questions, please don’t. Hesitate to ask.
#8
Image source: Kasun Gunarathne
#9
Image source: Danny Barry, x.com LionPaws_and_RadarEars: I am but a poor student, yet my library is vastly bigger than my TV! Plus, the TV was bought 3rd hand to give the dog something to fall asleep to while I get some work done.
#10
Image source: Alvin Lim
#11
Image source: Raza Sohail Amy: “Fast paced and dynamic” is code for “overworked, underpaid, with a high turnover rate for good reason.”
#12
Image source: Roger Stemler, x.com
#13
Image source: Jennifer Dennis Potter
#14
Image source: Mark Turingan Jon Steensen: they can’t let a computer read your resume, dismiss you, and automatically send the generic rejectionletter, unless you put that information in a very rigid form that it can actually work with. Only giving them a resume would actually require them to lift a finger and do some serious work.
#15
Image source: Arsalan Ahmed troufaki13: Isn’t life and prison more or less the same? Both are confined, get out for about an hour a day, eat, sleep, repeat. The only difference is the sex. I don’t get any 😭😅
#16
Image source: Karan ST Sonja: Hate to say it, but I much prefer self-checkout.
#17
Image source: Adam S Walburger Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het: He probably can’t afford to not work.
#18
Image source: Todd Lemons Stephanie Did It: Note the memo was addressed to the ‘younger folks in the workplace,’ i.e. the inexperienced and gullible
#19
Image source: W.T. Röot Feisty Cat: Considering I am on disability and thus not working, I guess the rest of my life? Rather have my health back and my job again though.
#20
Image source: Ahsan Ali Sergy Yeltsen: Speaking from experience?
#21
Image source: Mysterious Content Ditto: Ah the nice uno reverse card, love to see it
#22
Image source: শিশির রহমান
#23
Image source: Syed Shayan Bukhari PandaRave (edited): I’ve always loved this. McDonalds cashier = Director of Food and Beverage Sales at a multibillion dollar corporation. Janitor= Public Health and Safety Sanitation Expert. Homeless Dumpster Diver= Specialized Socio-Economic Urban Archaeologist Etc, but like does any of this actually work lol
#24
Image source: Víctor Iván Coello Bored something: Is his name Monty?
#25
Image source: Morgan McCollough
#26
Image source: Shaquille Francis
#27
Image source: Rehan Fernando, x.com Stephanie Did It: Failed his way up the corporate ladder
#28
Image source: Somtochukwu Uchendu, x.com Debra McGeorge: I suffered no management fools and got that a lot on my reviews. Was always from first time supervisors who couldn’t manage their way out of a hat and I was semi-retired professional manager. Wasn’t going to play their dumb games.
#29
Image source: Ramachandra Bhakta Undercover: Nice burn! 😂😂👍
#30
Image source: Zen Maliksi James016: To be fair, that’s actually quite clever.
#31
Image source: Genevieve Jackalope, x.com Przemo: I love that! We had a recurring monday meeting named „Complaining about boss”. It was 1 hour long, but we barely covered the topic 😂
#32
Image source: Angelyna Nguyễn
#33
Image source: Paddy Jobsman
#34
Image source: Jennifer Dennis Potter
#35
Image source: Vlad Spark
#36
Image source: Nicky Dale, x.com Gabriele Alfredo Pini (edited): Also this is the fallacy of the survivor. How many had the same drive, intelligence and opportunities and failed? https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1827:_Survivorship_Bias
#37
Image source: Leandro Cueva WindySwede: All of the job seekers, horray I got the job! /jk
#38
Image source: Vlad Spark Katy McMouse: That man needs to relinquish his Senate seat.
#39
Image source: Ripley Owermöhle
#40
Image source: Griffin Lyons Bols: Dear Gen-Z, take it from us Millenials – don’t go above and beyond. We did it basically our whole lives and only thing we got from it is burnout. Do exactly what you are paid for and NOTHING more, enjoy small things, take care of yourselves, spend time with your loved ones and defend work-life balance.
#41
Image source: Charlie Whiskey LionPaws_and_RadarEars: Not even a packet of mints. A single mint!
#42
Image source: শিশির রহমান
#43
Image source: Somtochukwu Uchendu
#44
Image source: Statsystem, x.com Jon Steensen: Seem like the work equivalent of the romantic game of playing hard to get. The job market (also) don’t work like that, as no one have time for that sh!t.
title: “44 Memes That Roast The Cringier Aspects Of The Linkedin Grindset” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-19” author: “Sylvia Lawson”
#1
Image source: Jennifer Black, x.com Charlie the Cat: Ooh… I’m definitely using this!
#2
Image source: Nicky Dale Cat lover: OMG. This is gold
#3
Image source: Syed Shayan Bukhari Ditto: They didn’t say which drug, could be a workaholic /j
#4
Image source: Jennifer Dennis Potter From beyond the Banana Bread: Everybody: “Be yourself!” Me: Is himself. Everybody: “NOT LIKE THIS!”
#5
Image source: Nicole Arnaud
#6
Image source: শিশির রহমান Stephanie Did It: Oh how I wish I could go back in time and ask this
#7
Image source: শিশির রহমান, x.com deejak: If you have any questions, please don’t. Hesitate to ask.
#8
Image source: Kasun Gunarathne
#9
Image source: Danny Barry, x.com LionPaws_and_RadarEars: I am but a poor student, yet my library is vastly bigger than my TV! Plus, the TV was bought 3rd hand to give the dog something to fall asleep to while I get some work done.
#10
Image source: Alvin Lim
#11
Image source: Raza Sohail Amy: “Fast paced and dynamic” is code for “overworked, underpaid, with a high turnover rate for good reason.”
#12
Image source: Roger Stemler, x.com
#13
Image source: Jennifer Dennis Potter
#14
Image source: Mark Turingan Jon Steensen: they can’t let a computer read your resume, dismiss you, and automatically send the generic rejectionletter, unless you put that information in a very rigid form that it can actually work with. Only giving them a resume would actually require them to lift a finger and do some serious work.
#15
Image source: Arsalan Ahmed troufaki13: Isn’t life and prison more or less the same? Both are confined, get out for about an hour a day, eat, sleep, repeat. The only difference is the sex. I don’t get any 😭😅
#16
Image source: Karan ST Sonja: Hate to say it, but I much prefer self-checkout.
#17
Image source: Adam S Walburger Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het: He probably can’t afford to not work.
#18
Image source: Todd Lemons Stephanie Did It: Note the memo was addressed to the ‘younger folks in the workplace,’ i.e. the inexperienced and gullible
#19
Image source: W.T. Röot Feisty Cat: Considering I am on disability and thus not working, I guess the rest of my life? Rather have my health back and my job again though.
#20
Image source: Ahsan Ali Sergy Yeltsen: Speaking from experience?
#21
Image source: Mysterious Content Ditto: Ah the nice uno reverse card, love to see it
#22
Image source: শিশির রহমান
#23
Image source: Syed Shayan Bukhari PandaRave (edited): I’ve always loved this. McDonalds cashier = Director of Food and Beverage Sales at a multibillion dollar corporation. Janitor= Public Health and Safety Sanitation Expert. Homeless Dumpster Diver= Specialized Socio-Economic Urban Archaeologist Etc, but like does any of this actually work lol
#24
Image source: Víctor Iván Coello Bored something: Is his name Monty?
#25
Image source: Morgan McCollough
#26
Image source: Shaquille Francis
#27
Image source: Rehan Fernando, x.com Stephanie Did It: Failed his way up the corporate ladder
#28
Image source: Somtochukwu Uchendu, x.com Debra McGeorge: I suffered no management fools and got that a lot on my reviews. Was always from first time supervisors who couldn’t manage their way out of a hat and I was semi-retired professional manager. Wasn’t going to play their dumb games.
#29
Image source: Ramachandra Bhakta Undercover: Nice burn! 😂😂👍
#30
Image source: Zen Maliksi James016: To be fair, that’s actually quite clever.
#31
Image source: Genevieve Jackalope, x.com Przemo: I love that! We had a recurring monday meeting named „Complaining about boss”. It was 1 hour long, but we barely covered the topic 😂
#32
Image source: Angelyna Nguyễn
#33
Image source: Paddy Jobsman
#34
Image source: Jennifer Dennis Potter
#35
Image source: Vlad Spark
#36
Image source: Nicky Dale, x.com Gabriele Alfredo Pini (edited): Also this is the fallacy of the survivor. How many had the same drive, intelligence and opportunities and failed? https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1827:_Survivorship_Bias
#37
Image source: Leandro Cueva WindySwede: All of the job seekers, horray I got the job! /jk
#38
Image source: Vlad Spark Katy McMouse: That man needs to relinquish his Senate seat.
#39
Image source: Ripley Owermöhle
#40
Image source: Griffin Lyons Bols: Dear Gen-Z, take it from us Millenials – don’t go above and beyond. We did it basically our whole lives and only thing we got from it is burnout. Do exactly what you are paid for and NOTHING more, enjoy small things, take care of yourselves, spend time with your loved ones and defend work-life balance.
#41
Image source: Charlie Whiskey LionPaws_and_RadarEars: Not even a packet of mints. A single mint!
#42
Image source: শিশির রহমান
#43
Image source: Somtochukwu Uchendu
#44
Image source: Statsystem, x.com Jon Steensen: Seem like the work equivalent of the romantic game of playing hard to get. The job market (also) don’t work like that, as no one have time for that sh!t.
title: “44 Memes That Roast The Cringier Aspects Of The Linkedin Grindset” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-12” author: “Ernest Blansett”
#1
Image source: Jennifer Black, x.com Charlie the Cat: Ooh… I’m definitely using this!
#2
Image source: Nicky Dale Cat lover: OMG. This is gold
#3
Image source: Syed Shayan Bukhari Ditto: They didn’t say which drug, could be a workaholic /j
#4
Image source: Jennifer Dennis Potter From beyond the Banana Bread: Everybody: “Be yourself!” Me: Is himself. Everybody: “NOT LIKE THIS!”
#5
Image source: Nicole Arnaud
#6
Image source: শিশির রহমান Stephanie Did It: Oh how I wish I could go back in time and ask this
#7
Image source: শিশির রহমান, x.com deejak: If you have any questions, please don’t. Hesitate to ask.
#8
Image source: Kasun Gunarathne
#9
Image source: Danny Barry, x.com LionPaws_and_RadarEars: I am but a poor student, yet my library is vastly bigger than my TV! Plus, the TV was bought 3rd hand to give the dog something to fall asleep to while I get some work done.
#10
Image source: Alvin Lim
#11
Image source: Raza Sohail Amy: “Fast paced and dynamic” is code for “overworked, underpaid, with a high turnover rate for good reason.”
#12
Image source: Roger Stemler, x.com
#13
Image source: Jennifer Dennis Potter
#14
Image source: Mark Turingan Jon Steensen: they can’t let a computer read your resume, dismiss you, and automatically send the generic rejectionletter, unless you put that information in a very rigid form that it can actually work with. Only giving them a resume would actually require them to lift a finger and do some serious work.
#15
Image source: Arsalan Ahmed troufaki13: Isn’t life and prison more or less the same? Both are confined, get out for about an hour a day, eat, sleep, repeat. The only difference is the sex. I don’t get any 😭😅
#16
Image source: Karan ST Sonja: Hate to say it, but I much prefer self-checkout.
#17
Image source: Adam S Walburger Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het: He probably can’t afford to not work.
#18
Image source: Todd Lemons Stephanie Did It: Note the memo was addressed to the ‘younger folks in the workplace,’ i.e. the inexperienced and gullible
#19
Image source: W.T. Röot Feisty Cat: Considering I am on disability and thus not working, I guess the rest of my life? Rather have my health back and my job again though.
#20
Image source: Ahsan Ali Sergy Yeltsen: Speaking from experience?
#21
Image source: Mysterious Content Ditto: Ah the nice uno reverse card, love to see it
#22
Image source: শিশির রহমান
#23
Image source: Syed Shayan Bukhari PandaRave (edited): I’ve always loved this. McDonalds cashier = Director of Food and Beverage Sales at a multibillion dollar corporation. Janitor= Public Health and Safety Sanitation Expert. Homeless Dumpster Diver= Specialized Socio-Economic Urban Archaeologist Etc, but like does any of this actually work lol
#24
Image source: Víctor Iván Coello Bored something: Is his name Monty?
#25
Image source: Morgan McCollough
#26
Image source: Shaquille Francis
#27
Image source: Rehan Fernando, x.com Stephanie Did It: Failed his way up the corporate ladder
#28
Image source: Somtochukwu Uchendu, x.com Debra McGeorge: I suffered no management fools and got that a lot on my reviews. Was always from first time supervisors who couldn’t manage their way out of a hat and I was semi-retired professional manager. Wasn’t going to play their dumb games.
#29
Image source: Ramachandra Bhakta Undercover: Nice burn! 😂😂👍
#30
Image source: Zen Maliksi James016: To be fair, that’s actually quite clever.
#31
Image source: Genevieve Jackalope, x.com Przemo: I love that! We had a recurring monday meeting named „Complaining about boss”. It was 1 hour long, but we barely covered the topic 😂
#32
Image source: Angelyna Nguyễn
#33
Image source: Paddy Jobsman
#34
Image source: Jennifer Dennis Potter
#35
Image source: Vlad Spark
#36
Image source: Nicky Dale, x.com Gabriele Alfredo Pini (edited): Also this is the fallacy of the survivor. How many had the same drive, intelligence and opportunities and failed? https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1827:_Survivorship_Bias
#37
Image source: Leandro Cueva WindySwede: All of the job seekers, horray I got the job! /jk
#38
Image source: Vlad Spark Katy McMouse: That man needs to relinquish his Senate seat.
#39
Image source: Ripley Owermöhle
#40
Image source: Griffin Lyons Bols: Dear Gen-Z, take it from us Millenials – don’t go above and beyond. We did it basically our whole lives and only thing we got from it is burnout. Do exactly what you are paid for and NOTHING more, enjoy small things, take care of yourselves, spend time with your loved ones and defend work-life balance.
#41
Image source: Charlie Whiskey LionPaws_and_RadarEars: Not even a packet of mints. A single mint!
#42
Image source: শিশির রহমান
#43
Image source: Somtochukwu Uchendu
#44
Image source: Statsystem, x.com Jon Steensen: Seem like the work equivalent of the romantic game of playing hard to get. The job market (also) don’t work like that, as no one have time for that sh!t.
title: “44 Memes That Roast The Cringier Aspects Of The Linkedin Grindset” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-21” author: “Shane Faust”
#1
Image source: Jennifer Black, x.com Charlie the Cat: Ooh… I’m definitely using this!
#2
Image source: Nicky Dale Cat lover: OMG. This is gold
#3
Image source: Syed Shayan Bukhari Ditto: They didn’t say which drug, could be a workaholic /j
#4
Image source: Jennifer Dennis Potter From beyond the Banana Bread: Everybody: “Be yourself!” Me: Is himself. Everybody: “NOT LIKE THIS!”
#5
Image source: Nicole Arnaud
#6
Image source: শিশির রহমান Stephanie Did It: Oh how I wish I could go back in time and ask this
#7
Image source: শিশির রহমান, x.com deejak: If you have any questions, please don’t. Hesitate to ask.
#8
Image source: Kasun Gunarathne
#9
Image source: Danny Barry, x.com LionPaws_and_RadarEars: I am but a poor student, yet my library is vastly bigger than my TV! Plus, the TV was bought 3rd hand to give the dog something to fall asleep to while I get some work done.
#10
Image source: Alvin Lim
#11
Image source: Raza Sohail Amy: “Fast paced and dynamic” is code for “overworked, underpaid, with a high turnover rate for good reason.”
#12
Image source: Roger Stemler, x.com
#13
Image source: Jennifer Dennis Potter
#14
Image source: Mark Turingan Jon Steensen: they can’t let a computer read your resume, dismiss you, and automatically send the generic rejectionletter, unless you put that information in a very rigid form that it can actually work with. Only giving them a resume would actually require them to lift a finger and do some serious work.
#15
Image source: Arsalan Ahmed troufaki13: Isn’t life and prison more or less the same? Both are confined, get out for about an hour a day, eat, sleep, repeat. The only difference is the sex. I don’t get any 😭😅
#16
Image source: Karan ST Sonja: Hate to say it, but I much prefer self-checkout.
#17
Image source: Adam S Walburger Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het: He probably can’t afford to not work.
#18
Image source: Todd Lemons Stephanie Did It: Note the memo was addressed to the ‘younger folks in the workplace,’ i.e. the inexperienced and gullible
#19
Image source: W.T. Röot Feisty Cat: Considering I am on disability and thus not working, I guess the rest of my life? Rather have my health back and my job again though.
#20
Image source: Ahsan Ali Sergy Yeltsen: Speaking from experience?
#21
Image source: Mysterious Content Ditto: Ah the nice uno reverse card, love to see it
#22
Image source: শিশির রহমান
#23
Image source: Syed Shayan Bukhari PandaRave (edited): I’ve always loved this. McDonalds cashier = Director of Food and Beverage Sales at a multibillion dollar corporation. Janitor= Public Health and Safety Sanitation Expert. Homeless Dumpster Diver= Specialized Socio-Economic Urban Archaeologist Etc, but like does any of this actually work lol
#24
Image source: Víctor Iván Coello Bored something: Is his name Monty?
#25
Image source: Morgan McCollough
#26
Image source: Shaquille Francis
#27
Image source: Rehan Fernando, x.com Stephanie Did It: Failed his way up the corporate ladder
#28
Image source: Somtochukwu Uchendu, x.com Debra McGeorge: I suffered no management fools and got that a lot on my reviews. Was always from first time supervisors who couldn’t manage their way out of a hat and I was semi-retired professional manager. Wasn’t going to play their dumb games.
#29
Image source: Ramachandra Bhakta Undercover: Nice burn! 😂😂👍
#30
Image source: Zen Maliksi James016: To be fair, that’s actually quite clever.
#31
Image source: Genevieve Jackalope, x.com Przemo: I love that! We had a recurring monday meeting named „Complaining about boss”. It was 1 hour long, but we barely covered the topic 😂
#32
Image source: Angelyna Nguyễn
#33
Image source: Paddy Jobsman
#34
Image source: Jennifer Dennis Potter
#35
Image source: Vlad Spark
#36
Image source: Nicky Dale, x.com Gabriele Alfredo Pini (edited): Also this is the fallacy of the survivor. How many had the same drive, intelligence and opportunities and failed? https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1827:_Survivorship_Bias
#37
Image source: Leandro Cueva WindySwede: All of the job seekers, horray I got the job! /jk
#38
Image source: Vlad Spark Katy McMouse: That man needs to relinquish his Senate seat.
#39
Image source: Ripley Owermöhle
#40
Image source: Griffin Lyons Bols: Dear Gen-Z, take it from us Millenials – don’t go above and beyond. We did it basically our whole lives and only thing we got from it is burnout. Do exactly what you are paid for and NOTHING more, enjoy small things, take care of yourselves, spend time with your loved ones and defend work-life balance.
#41
Image source: Charlie Whiskey LionPaws_and_RadarEars: Not even a packet of mints. A single mint!
#42
Image source: শিশির রহমান
#43
Image source: Somtochukwu Uchendu
#44
Image source: Statsystem, x.com Jon Steensen: Seem like the work equivalent of the romantic game of playing hard to get. The job market (also) don’t work like that, as no one have time for that sh!t.
