#1
Image source: IBFunnyMan lenka: I hope he ate free for cuteness.
#2
Image source: 21stcenturysahm
#3
Image source: mommymemes
#4
Image source: mommymemes Jellie Snijders: Its exactly like that! Only, my first one is still in uni going for her phd, and my second one landed his first job already and making more money than me!
#5
Image source: BluScr3n Feathered Dinosaur: Or puke all over your shirt, pillow and sheetz
#6
Image source: dad_on_my_feet Nolgoth: I was the former my lil brother the latter lmao
#7
Image source: mommymemes Will Cable: Imagine if the roles were reversed, it would sound very sinister.
#8
Image source: lakey_musings David A Paterson: Yes!
#9
Image source: mommymemes Maikku: That stuff IS important!
#10
Image source: mommymemes
#11
Image source: RobertManchild
#12
Image source: mommymemes
#13
Image source: eohiggins Alex Davis: I hated doing things like this when I was a teacher as most would be lovely scenes like this and then some would break my heart. One kid drew a person and I asked who it was expecting it to be mum and they me. It made me wonder what was going on at home for them to consider me their safe place. Opened up a can of worms in the neglect this child faced (no obvious stuff before that, had clean clothes and food etc so parents had been sneaky in hiding it on the outside) but I got social services involved and the grandparents ended up formally adopting the child with no parental contact. Very glad I asked questions about the picture.
#14
Image source: wittyotter_ Nice Beast Ludo: I like Baby and this is harsh…. what about the sister? I think they should be more concerned about Robbie the impregnator
#15
Image source: fkenJimmy_
#16
Image source: mommymemes Remi (He/Him): That kid is going places. They might be supervillain places, but still
#17
Image source: mommymemes
#18
Image source: mommymemes ohjojo (you/your’s): Take photos for both proof and blackmail
#19
Image source: mommymemes Sue User: And then get it mixed up with recycling and lie awake at night because you gave the recycling plant a bunch of clothes and gave goodwill a bunch of empty cans.
#20
Image source: mommymemes Oskar vanZandt: LOL looking at Mel Gibson as the epitome of a 90s mom…
#21
Image source: mommymemes
#22
Image source: IDontSpeakWhine Ansi: I feel this. Being social and outgoing to their teachers, other parents and my kids friends is exhausting sometimes. Trying to blend in as a “normal” parent when I really don’t know how.
#23
Image source: mommymemes
#24
Image source: mommymemes Feathered Dinosaur: Leader… laughs hysterically
#25
Image source: mommymemes
#26
Image source: mommymemes Andy Cran (edited): like the toddler who flat out denies eating the chocolate cake with chocolate cake around their mouth
#27
Image source: mommymemes
#28
Image source: mommymemes Artsy Bookworm: 🎶 Ain’t nothing but a heartache
#29
Image source: kidsbarony Artsy Bookworm: Eh, if it ain’t broke
#30
Image source: kan_pos lenka (edited): lol. As a mum this one is equal parts funny and frustrating. My kids ask me random things at very inopportune time. It’s like their brain goes “I want to learn how to make bread” and so their mouth goes “Mum…. can we make bread on the weekend?” Meanwhile, it’s 7pm on Tuesday evening and I am trying wrangle a toddler who is naked and wet and streaking through the house screaming “I don’t want the cowboy pajamas”. ‘We’ll see’ is honestly the most mental bandwidth I have at that point. Saturday morning child has forgotton about bread and quite frankly, so have I. Its now 5pm on Sunday afternoon, I’m making dinner and kid suddenly remembers bread. F**k. I dont have flour, Kid doesnt have two hours to let it rise because kid has to go to bed. Cue screams of “you never let me do anything”. Sigh. Breath.
#31
Image source: mommymemes
#32
Image source: wittyotter_ Artsy Bookworm: Toddlers are too strong for their age and size, and fast, and slippery most of the time.
#33
Image source: mommymemes
#34
Image source: mommymemes Nice Beast Ludo: SHUT UP MOM!! STOP SINGING YOU SUCK!!
#35
Image source: punjaabikudii
#36
Image source: mommymemes
#37
Image source: Bottomofmypurse Nice Beast Ludo: Or they end up as a registered sex offender for streaking through a football field on their 18th birthday
#38
Image source: maryfairybobrry Mabelbabel: We do pizza night. I set out a selection of toppings, stretch out the dough, and the kids choose their own toppings-amount, placement, mix of cheeses etc from the selection. It’s not uncommon for them to change their minds once theirs comes out of the oven. ‘I don’t want mushrooms on my pizza’ even though they put the mushrooms on it themselves, saying “great, I love mushrooms!” but 20 minutes later, mushrooms are devil food and they wanted sweetcorn like their brothers pizza has. It still all gets eaten, just not by the person who created it sometimes.
#39
Image source: mommymemes Remi (He/Him): Laughing in older than internet
#40
Image source: mommymemes Andy Cran (edited): like the toddler who flat out denies eating the chocolate cake with chocolate cake around their mouth
#41
Image source: peanut Spannermonkey: A long time ago, my mother said to me (a non-breeder,) don’t worry, you’ll get your friends back in about 20 years. She was pretty much right.
#42
Image source: mommymemes Jade (she/they): Take their chargers and watch them slowly use their devices less as the battery dies
title: “42 Relatable Memes About The Chaos Of Parenting” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-13” author: “Barbara Lander”
#1
Image source: IBFunnyMan lenka: I hope he ate free for cuteness.
#2
Image source: 21stcenturysahm
#3
Image source: mommymemes
#4
Image source: mommymemes Jellie Snijders: Its exactly like that! Only, my first one is still in uni going for her phd, and my second one landed his first job already and making more money than me!
#5
Image source: BluScr3n Feathered Dinosaur: Or puke all over your shirt, pillow and sheetz
#6
Image source: dad_on_my_feet Nolgoth: I was the former my lil brother the latter lmao
#7
Image source: mommymemes Will Cable: Imagine if the roles were reversed, it would sound very sinister.
#8
Image source: lakey_musings David A Paterson: Yes!
#9
Image source: mommymemes Maikku: That stuff IS important!
#10
Image source: mommymemes
#11
Image source: RobertManchild
#12
Image source: mommymemes
#13
Image source: eohiggins Alex Davis: I hated doing things like this when I was a teacher as most would be lovely scenes like this and then some would break my heart. One kid drew a person and I asked who it was expecting it to be mum and they me. It made me wonder what was going on at home for them to consider me their safe place. Opened up a can of worms in the neglect this child faced (no obvious stuff before that, had clean clothes and food etc so parents had been sneaky in hiding it on the outside) but I got social services involved and the grandparents ended up formally adopting the child with no parental contact. Very glad I asked questions about the picture.
#14
Image source: wittyotter_ Nice Beast Ludo: I like Baby and this is harsh…. what about the sister? I think they should be more concerned about Robbie the impregnator
#15
Image source: fkenJimmy_
#16
Image source: mommymemes Remi (He/Him): That kid is going places. They might be supervillain places, but still
#17
Image source: mommymemes
#18
Image source: mommymemes ohjojo (you/your’s): Take photos for both proof and blackmail
#19
Image source: mommymemes Sue User: And then get it mixed up with recycling and lie awake at night because you gave the recycling plant a bunch of clothes and gave goodwill a bunch of empty cans.
#20
Image source: mommymemes Oskar vanZandt: LOL looking at Mel Gibson as the epitome of a 90s mom…
#21
Image source: mommymemes
#22
Image source: IDontSpeakWhine Ansi: I feel this. Being social and outgoing to their teachers, other parents and my kids friends is exhausting sometimes. Trying to blend in as a “normal” parent when I really don’t know how.
#23
Image source: mommymemes
#24
Image source: mommymemes Feathered Dinosaur: Leader… laughs hysterically
#25
Image source: mommymemes
#26
Image source: mommymemes Andy Cran (edited): like the toddler who flat out denies eating the chocolate cake with chocolate cake around their mouth
#27
Image source: mommymemes
#28
Image source: mommymemes Artsy Bookworm: 🎶 Ain’t nothing but a heartache
#29
Image source: kidsbarony Artsy Bookworm: Eh, if it ain’t broke
#30
Image source: kan_pos lenka (edited): lol. As a mum this one is equal parts funny and frustrating. My kids ask me random things at very inopportune time. It’s like their brain goes “I want to learn how to make bread” and so their mouth goes “Mum…. can we make bread on the weekend?” Meanwhile, it’s 7pm on Tuesday evening and I am trying wrangle a toddler who is naked and wet and streaking through the house screaming “I don’t want the cowboy pajamas”. ‘We’ll see’ is honestly the most mental bandwidth I have at that point. Saturday morning child has forgotton about bread and quite frankly, so have I. Its now 5pm on Sunday afternoon, I’m making dinner and kid suddenly remembers bread. F**k. I dont have flour, Kid doesnt have two hours to let it rise because kid has to go to bed. Cue screams of “you never let me do anything”. Sigh. Breath.
#31
Image source: mommymemes
#32
Image source: wittyotter_ Artsy Bookworm: Toddlers are too strong for their age and size, and fast, and slippery most of the time.
#33
Image source: mommymemes
#34
Image source: mommymemes Nice Beast Ludo: SHUT UP MOM!! STOP SINGING YOU SUCK!!
#35
Image source: punjaabikudii
#36
Image source: mommymemes
#37
Image source: Bottomofmypurse Nice Beast Ludo: Or they end up as a registered sex offender for streaking through a football field on their 18th birthday
#38
Image source: maryfairybobrry Mabelbabel: We do pizza night. I set out a selection of toppings, stretch out the dough, and the kids choose their own toppings-amount, placement, mix of cheeses etc from the selection. It’s not uncommon for them to change their minds once theirs comes out of the oven. ‘I don’t want mushrooms on my pizza’ even though they put the mushrooms on it themselves, saying “great, I love mushrooms!” but 20 minutes later, mushrooms are devil food and they wanted sweetcorn like their brothers pizza has. It still all gets eaten, just not by the person who created it sometimes.
#39
Image source: mommymemes Remi (He/Him): Laughing in older than internet
#40
Image source: mommymemes Andy Cran (edited): like the toddler who flat out denies eating the chocolate cake with chocolate cake around their mouth
#41
Image source: peanut Spannermonkey: A long time ago, my mother said to me (a non-breeder,) don’t worry, you’ll get your friends back in about 20 years. She was pretty much right.
#42
Image source: mommymemes Jade (she/they): Take their chargers and watch them slowly use their devices less as the battery dies
title: “42 Relatable Memes About The Chaos Of Parenting” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-22” author: “Joyce Ziglar”
#1
Image source: IBFunnyMan lenka: I hope he ate free for cuteness.
#2
Image source: 21stcenturysahm
#3
Image source: mommymemes
#4
Image source: mommymemes Jellie Snijders: Its exactly like that! Only, my first one is still in uni going for her phd, and my second one landed his first job already and making more money than me!
#5
Image source: BluScr3n Feathered Dinosaur: Or puke all over your shirt, pillow and sheetz
#6
Image source: dad_on_my_feet Nolgoth: I was the former my lil brother the latter lmao
#7
Image source: mommymemes Will Cable: Imagine if the roles were reversed, it would sound very sinister.
#8
Image source: lakey_musings David A Paterson: Yes!
#9
Image source: mommymemes Maikku: That stuff IS important!
#10
Image source: mommymemes
#11
Image source: RobertManchild
#12
Image source: mommymemes
#13
Image source: eohiggins Alex Davis: I hated doing things like this when I was a teacher as most would be lovely scenes like this and then some would break my heart. One kid drew a person and I asked who it was expecting it to be mum and they me. It made me wonder what was going on at home for them to consider me their safe place. Opened up a can of worms in the neglect this child faced (no obvious stuff before that, had clean clothes and food etc so parents had been sneaky in hiding it on the outside) but I got social services involved and the grandparents ended up formally adopting the child with no parental contact. Very glad I asked questions about the picture.
#14
Image source: wittyotter_ Nice Beast Ludo: I like Baby and this is harsh…. what about the sister? I think they should be more concerned about Robbie the impregnator
#15
Image source: fkenJimmy_
#16
Image source: mommymemes Remi (He/Him): That kid is going places. They might be supervillain places, but still
#17
Image source: mommymemes
#18
Image source: mommymemes ohjojo (you/your’s): Take photos for both proof and blackmail
#19
Image source: mommymemes Sue User: And then get it mixed up with recycling and lie awake at night because you gave the recycling plant a bunch of clothes and gave goodwill a bunch of empty cans.
#20
Image source: mommymemes Oskar vanZandt: LOL looking at Mel Gibson as the epitome of a 90s mom…
#21
Image source: mommymemes
#22
Image source: IDontSpeakWhine Ansi: I feel this. Being social and outgoing to their teachers, other parents and my kids friends is exhausting sometimes. Trying to blend in as a “normal” parent when I really don’t know how.
#23
Image source: mommymemes
#24
Image source: mommymemes Feathered Dinosaur: Leader… laughs hysterically
#25
Image source: mommymemes
#26
Image source: mommymemes Andy Cran (edited): like the toddler who flat out denies eating the chocolate cake with chocolate cake around their mouth
#27
Image source: mommymemes
#28
Image source: mommymemes Artsy Bookworm: 🎶 Ain’t nothing but a heartache
#29
Image source: kidsbarony Artsy Bookworm: Eh, if it ain’t broke
#30
Image source: kan_pos lenka (edited): lol. As a mum this one is equal parts funny and frustrating. My kids ask me random things at very inopportune time. It’s like their brain goes “I want to learn how to make bread” and so their mouth goes “Mum…. can we make bread on the weekend?” Meanwhile, it’s 7pm on Tuesday evening and I am trying wrangle a toddler who is naked and wet and streaking through the house screaming “I don’t want the cowboy pajamas”. ‘We’ll see’ is honestly the most mental bandwidth I have at that point. Saturday morning child has forgotton about bread and quite frankly, so have I. Its now 5pm on Sunday afternoon, I’m making dinner and kid suddenly remembers bread. F**k. I dont have flour, Kid doesnt have two hours to let it rise because kid has to go to bed. Cue screams of “you never let me do anything”. Sigh. Breath.
#31
Image source: mommymemes
#32
Image source: wittyotter_ Artsy Bookworm: Toddlers are too strong for their age and size, and fast, and slippery most of the time.
#33
Image source: mommymemes
#34
Image source: mommymemes Nice Beast Ludo: SHUT UP MOM!! STOP SINGING YOU SUCK!!
#35
Image source: punjaabikudii
#36
Image source: mommymemes
#37
Image source: Bottomofmypurse Nice Beast Ludo: Or they end up as a registered sex offender for streaking through a football field on their 18th birthday
#38
Image source: maryfairybobrry Mabelbabel: We do pizza night. I set out a selection of toppings, stretch out the dough, and the kids choose their own toppings-amount, placement, mix of cheeses etc from the selection. It’s not uncommon for them to change their minds once theirs comes out of the oven. ‘I don’t want mushrooms on my pizza’ even though they put the mushrooms on it themselves, saying “great, I love mushrooms!” but 20 minutes later, mushrooms are devil food and they wanted sweetcorn like their brothers pizza has. It still all gets eaten, just not by the person who created it sometimes.
#39
Image source: mommymemes Remi (He/Him): Laughing in older than internet
#40
Image source: mommymemes Andy Cran (edited): like the toddler who flat out denies eating the chocolate cake with chocolate cake around their mouth
#41
Image source: peanut Spannermonkey: A long time ago, my mother said to me (a non-breeder,) don’t worry, you’ll get your friends back in about 20 years. She was pretty much right.
#42
Image source: mommymemes Jade (she/they): Take their chargers and watch them slowly use their devices less as the battery dies
title: “42 Relatable Memes About The Chaos Of Parenting” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-26” author: “Michael Zelkind”
#1
Image source: IBFunnyMan lenka: I hope he ate free for cuteness.
#2
Image source: 21stcenturysahm
#3
Image source: mommymemes
#4
Image source: mommymemes Jellie Snijders: Its exactly like that! Only, my first one is still in uni going for her phd, and my second one landed his first job already and making more money than me!
#5
Image source: BluScr3n Feathered Dinosaur: Or puke all over your shirt, pillow and sheetz
#6
Image source: dad_on_my_feet Nolgoth: I was the former my lil brother the latter lmao
#7
Image source: mommymemes Will Cable: Imagine if the roles were reversed, it would sound very sinister.
#8
Image source: lakey_musings David A Paterson: Yes!
#9
Image source: mommymemes Maikku: That stuff IS important!
#10
Image source: mommymemes
#11
Image source: RobertManchild
#12
Image source: mommymemes
#13
Image source: eohiggins Alex Davis: I hated doing things like this when I was a teacher as most would be lovely scenes like this and then some would break my heart. One kid drew a person and I asked who it was expecting it to be mum and they me. It made me wonder what was going on at home for them to consider me their safe place. Opened up a can of worms in the neglect this child faced (no obvious stuff before that, had clean clothes and food etc so parents had been sneaky in hiding it on the outside) but I got social services involved and the grandparents ended up formally adopting the child with no parental contact. Very glad I asked questions about the picture.
#14
Image source: wittyotter_ Nice Beast Ludo: I like Baby and this is harsh…. what about the sister? I think they should be more concerned about Robbie the impregnator
#15
Image source: fkenJimmy_
#16
Image source: mommymemes Remi (He/Him): That kid is going places. They might be supervillain places, but still
#17
Image source: mommymemes
#18
Image source: mommymemes ohjojo (you/your’s): Take photos for both proof and blackmail
#19
Image source: mommymemes Sue User: And then get it mixed up with recycling and lie awake at night because you gave the recycling plant a bunch of clothes and gave goodwill a bunch of empty cans.
#20
Image source: mommymemes Oskar vanZandt: LOL looking at Mel Gibson as the epitome of a 90s mom…
#21
Image source: mommymemes
#22
Image source: IDontSpeakWhine Ansi: I feel this. Being social and outgoing to their teachers, other parents and my kids friends is exhausting sometimes. Trying to blend in as a “normal” parent when I really don’t know how.
#23
Image source: mommymemes
#24
Image source: mommymemes Feathered Dinosaur: Leader… laughs hysterically
#25
Image source: mommymemes
#26
Image source: mommymemes Andy Cran (edited): like the toddler who flat out denies eating the chocolate cake with chocolate cake around their mouth
#27
Image source: mommymemes
#28
Image source: mommymemes Artsy Bookworm: 🎶 Ain’t nothing but a heartache
#29
Image source: kidsbarony Artsy Bookworm: Eh, if it ain’t broke
#30
Image source: kan_pos lenka (edited): lol. As a mum this one is equal parts funny and frustrating. My kids ask me random things at very inopportune time. It’s like their brain goes “I want to learn how to make bread” and so their mouth goes “Mum…. can we make bread on the weekend?” Meanwhile, it’s 7pm on Tuesday evening and I am trying wrangle a toddler who is naked and wet and streaking through the house screaming “I don’t want the cowboy pajamas”. ‘We’ll see’ is honestly the most mental bandwidth I have at that point. Saturday morning child has forgotton about bread and quite frankly, so have I. Its now 5pm on Sunday afternoon, I’m making dinner and kid suddenly remembers bread. F**k. I dont have flour, Kid doesnt have two hours to let it rise because kid has to go to bed. Cue screams of “you never let me do anything”. Sigh. Breath.
#31
Image source: mommymemes
#32
Image source: wittyotter_ Artsy Bookworm: Toddlers are too strong for their age and size, and fast, and slippery most of the time.
#33
Image source: mommymemes
#34
Image source: mommymemes Nice Beast Ludo: SHUT UP MOM!! STOP SINGING YOU SUCK!!
#35
Image source: punjaabikudii
#36
Image source: mommymemes
#37
Image source: Bottomofmypurse Nice Beast Ludo: Or they end up as a registered sex offender for streaking through a football field on their 18th birthday
#38
Image source: maryfairybobrry Mabelbabel: We do pizza night. I set out a selection of toppings, stretch out the dough, and the kids choose their own toppings-amount, placement, mix of cheeses etc from the selection. It’s not uncommon for them to change their minds once theirs comes out of the oven. ‘I don’t want mushrooms on my pizza’ even though they put the mushrooms on it themselves, saying “great, I love mushrooms!” but 20 minutes later, mushrooms are devil food and they wanted sweetcorn like their brothers pizza has. It still all gets eaten, just not by the person who created it sometimes.
#39
Image source: mommymemes Remi (He/Him): Laughing in older than internet
#40
Image source: mommymemes Andy Cran (edited): like the toddler who flat out denies eating the chocolate cake with chocolate cake around their mouth
#41
Image source: peanut Spannermonkey: A long time ago, my mother said to me (a non-breeder,) don’t worry, you’ll get your friends back in about 20 years. She was pretty much right.
#42
Image source: mommymemes Jade (she/they): Take their chargers and watch them slowly use their devices less as the battery dies
