#1
Image source: todayyearsold Chihuahua Mama: Even tho I know it’s her dress, it’s funny to think the fairy godmother threw in a butt lift too
#2
Image source: mxtttyz Shark Lady: Finally, someone who gets it!
#3
Image source: todayyearsold Phoebe Bean: Clever!
#4
Image source: todayyearsold Phoebe Bean: This is so cool. Both.
#5
Image source: todayyearsold Phoebe Bean: This.
#6
Image source: Selten__ VonBlade: Going to college.
#7
Image source: todayyearsold Vasana Phong: I’ll take on that schedule, can remix it to like 7-5, Mon-Th
#8
Image source: todayyearsold Mario Strada: I just tried the same thing and I am writing this from the Emergency Room.
#9
Image source: memezar Lauren Caswell: I got ok at this. But only mastered it once or twice (all rings on hooks). How did you guys do?
#10
Image source: todayyearsold censorshipsucks: Same both ways. I can tell if my partner is miff by her breating pattern.
#11
Image source: brihindthescene arthbach: I’d far rather a very simple wedding, and use the money as a downpayment on a house.
#12
Image source: todayyearsold Chihuahua Mama: Unfortunately, the sleazy dates will lie and say “no”, when, in fact, there is someone
#13
Image source: lovelltrin
#14
Image source: todayyearsold Stephanie Did It: You might have said “You see me?”
#15
Image source: todayyearsold sbj: Sex has been replaced by comfort food Cassia Beagle:And a SO by dogs. Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw.: And sleep on the recliner
#16
Image source: ayeitsbritbrat1 Pamela24: My boyfriend was once kinda complaining about how complicated my family situation is. And he’s right, I don’t blame him but he was framing it as if that’s so strange and I then had to point out to him that looking around our closest friends and their families – he’s actually the weird one for having mostly good relationship with his parents who actually listen to feedback etc.
#17
Image source: todayyearsold
#18
Image source: todayyearsold Mia Black: There are many good reasons to not want kids (most of them problems for one self, the kids, the world…) so in my book not selfish. It’s more selfish to want kids just to procreate. What could be more selfish than that? That being said: it’s ok to sometimes be selfish.
#19
Image source: todayyearsold Birgit M: Yes, and I also have books I’ve read more than twenty times.
#20
Image source: todayyearsold Elwood Schwartz (it/that): I wish we had a cry room at work. I’d use it every day. Maybe multiple times.
#21
Image source: PawAndPups CoMa4: 🎤 drop…
#22
Image source: todayyearsold sbj: True friends should be like this always
#23
Image source: carierobins_ Auntriarch (edited): And turning my pillow over every second body turn
#24
Image source: aly__dixon
#25
Image source: khensanixo Lyone Fein: Go to the dentist
#26
Image source: todayyearsold arthbach: I got so tired to being the one to put in then mental effort and planning for ordinary every things. My husband and I talked about it, and now whilst I am planning the menu, composing the shopping list etc, he is washing dishes, doing the laundry, vacuuming the stairs… What I am doing has not changed, but it is being recognised as being part of the housework. It’s being valued and appreciated. We each have our own tasks, and it feels like a balance has been reached.
#27
Image source: konylishious Chihuahua Mama: I think tax avoidance is trashier when the rich do it because they’re just being greedy monsters
#28
Image source: witchashtyn Bruni-Lou: Pain in the back of throat.
#29
Image source: todayyearsold Raumpfleger: No wonder, that character is played by someone new at the job.
#30
Image source: DamnnnTina SirWriteALot: Yeah this “you need to WORK on this relationship” is b******t. I mean, yes, make an effort, make sure to not exclude the other person but come on … it’s not WORK.
#31
Image source: estjaziah Kirsten Kerkhof: That’s why they sometimes find extinct animals. “Hey, hasn’t this [random animal] been extinct since 1756 when we ate the last specimen?”
#32
Image source: dulxnn Chihuahua Mama: If they can’t understand this, then it’s probably best to just get rid of them as friends. No need for extra, unnecessary stress in your life
#33
Image source: todayyearsold Sergy Yeltsen: Sounds like the type to start a juicy rumour if there wasn’t one going round, true or not.
#34
Image source: todayyearsold MadisonLuna: Yzma from Emperor’s New Groove
#35
Image source: todayyearsold Lyone Fein: The never-ending mess
#36
Image source: haitianpvpi CoMa4: I got you.
#37
Image source: todayyearsold Lauren Caswell (edited): We are mammals! Surrounded by food we are designed to eat as much of as we can(high fat/sugar), as it should have been as rare as hens teeth to come across. We are meant to lounge about and whatnot. No wonder so many of us suffer mental health issues, especially anxiety and depression. Our societal advancements don’t mesh well with our still existing basic instincts (inside artificial structures, artifical light affecting circadian rhythm etc)
#38
Image source: todayyearsold Stardust she/her: Noise at night. The bloody crickets won’t shut up and there’s construction going on in the neighbouring plot at 11 fricking pm!
#39
Image source: todayyearsold Ace: Move somewhere with a proper healthcare system.
#40
Image source: todayyearsold Temporary Dork 1 day ago When I’m not reading or editing images I prefer the world to be a bit blurry tbh. It’s bad enough.
title: “40 Posts Found On The Today Years Old Ig Page That Are Comedy Gold” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-29” author: “James Peoples”
#1
Image source: todayyearsold Chihuahua Mama: Even tho I know it’s her dress, it’s funny to think the fairy godmother threw in a butt lift too
#2
Image source: mxtttyz Shark Lady: Finally, someone who gets it!
#3
Image source: todayyearsold Phoebe Bean: Clever!
#4
Image source: todayyearsold Phoebe Bean: This is so cool. Both.
#5
Image source: todayyearsold Phoebe Bean: This.
#6
Image source: Selten__ VonBlade: Going to college.
#7
Image source: todayyearsold Vasana Phong: I’ll take on that schedule, can remix it to like 7-5, Mon-Th
#8
Image source: todayyearsold Mario Strada: I just tried the same thing and I am writing this from the Emergency Room.
#9
Image source: memezar Lauren Caswell: I got ok at this. But only mastered it once or twice (all rings on hooks). How did you guys do?
#10
Image source: todayyearsold censorshipsucks: Same both ways. I can tell if my partner is miff by her breating pattern.
#11
Image source: brihindthescene arthbach: I’d far rather a very simple wedding, and use the money as a downpayment on a house.
#12
Image source: todayyearsold Chihuahua Mama: Unfortunately, the sleazy dates will lie and say “no”, when, in fact, there is someone
#13
Image source: lovelltrin
#14
Image source: todayyearsold Stephanie Did It: You might have said “You see me?”
#15
Image source: todayyearsold sbj: Sex has been replaced by comfort food Cassia Beagle:And a SO by dogs. Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw.: And sleep on the recliner
#16
Image source: ayeitsbritbrat1 Pamela24: My boyfriend was once kinda complaining about how complicated my family situation is. And he’s right, I don’t blame him but he was framing it as if that’s so strange and I then had to point out to him that looking around our closest friends and their families – he’s actually the weird one for having mostly good relationship with his parents who actually listen to feedback etc.
#17
Image source: todayyearsold
#18
Image source: todayyearsold Mia Black: There are many good reasons to not want kids (most of them problems for one self, the kids, the world…) so in my book not selfish. It’s more selfish to want kids just to procreate. What could be more selfish than that? That being said: it’s ok to sometimes be selfish.
#19
Image source: todayyearsold Birgit M: Yes, and I also have books I’ve read more than twenty times.
#20
Image source: todayyearsold Elwood Schwartz (it/that): I wish we had a cry room at work. I’d use it every day. Maybe multiple times.
#21
Image source: PawAndPups CoMa4: 🎤 drop…
#22
Image source: todayyearsold sbj: True friends should be like this always
#23
Image source: carierobins_ Auntriarch (edited): And turning my pillow over every second body turn
#24
Image source: aly__dixon
#25
Image source: khensanixo Lyone Fein: Go to the dentist
#26
Image source: todayyearsold arthbach: I got so tired to being the one to put in then mental effort and planning for ordinary every things. My husband and I talked about it, and now whilst I am planning the menu, composing the shopping list etc, he is washing dishes, doing the laundry, vacuuming the stairs… What I am doing has not changed, but it is being recognised as being part of the housework. It’s being valued and appreciated. We each have our own tasks, and it feels like a balance has been reached.
#27
Image source: konylishious Chihuahua Mama: I think tax avoidance is trashier when the rich do it because they’re just being greedy monsters
#28
Image source: witchashtyn Bruni-Lou: Pain in the back of throat.
#29
Image source: todayyearsold Raumpfleger: No wonder, that character is played by someone new at the job.
#30
Image source: DamnnnTina SirWriteALot: Yeah this “you need to WORK on this relationship” is b******t. I mean, yes, make an effort, make sure to not exclude the other person but come on … it’s not WORK.
#31
Image source: estjaziah Kirsten Kerkhof: That’s why they sometimes find extinct animals. “Hey, hasn’t this [random animal] been extinct since 1756 when we ate the last specimen?”
#32
Image source: dulxnn Chihuahua Mama: If they can’t understand this, then it’s probably best to just get rid of them as friends. No need for extra, unnecessary stress in your life
#33
Image source: todayyearsold Sergy Yeltsen: Sounds like the type to start a juicy rumour if there wasn’t one going round, true or not.
#34
Image source: todayyearsold MadisonLuna: Yzma from Emperor’s New Groove
#35
Image source: todayyearsold Lyone Fein: The never-ending mess
#36
Image source: haitianpvpi CoMa4: I got you.
#37
Image source: todayyearsold Lauren Caswell (edited): We are mammals! Surrounded by food we are designed to eat as much of as we can(high fat/sugar), as it should have been as rare as hens teeth to come across. We are meant to lounge about and whatnot. No wonder so many of us suffer mental health issues, especially anxiety and depression. Our societal advancements don’t mesh well with our still existing basic instincts (inside artificial structures, artifical light affecting circadian rhythm etc)
#38
Image source: todayyearsold Stardust she/her: Noise at night. The bloody crickets won’t shut up and there’s construction going on in the neighbouring plot at 11 fricking pm!
#39
Image source: todayyearsold Ace: Move somewhere with a proper healthcare system.
#40
Image source: todayyearsold Temporary Dork 1 day ago When I’m not reading or editing images I prefer the world to be a bit blurry tbh. It’s bad enough.
title: “40 Posts Found On The Today Years Old Ig Page That Are Comedy Gold” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-27” author: “Haley Williams”
#1
Image source: todayyearsold Chihuahua Mama: Even tho I know it’s her dress, it’s funny to think the fairy godmother threw in a butt lift too
#2
Image source: mxtttyz Shark Lady: Finally, someone who gets it!
#3
Image source: todayyearsold Phoebe Bean: Clever!
#4
Image source: todayyearsold Phoebe Bean: This is so cool. Both.
#5
Image source: todayyearsold Phoebe Bean: This.
#6
Image source: Selten__ VonBlade: Going to college.
#7
Image source: todayyearsold Vasana Phong: I’ll take on that schedule, can remix it to like 7-5, Mon-Th
#8
Image source: todayyearsold Mario Strada: I just tried the same thing and I am writing this from the Emergency Room.
#9
Image source: memezar Lauren Caswell: I got ok at this. But only mastered it once or twice (all rings on hooks). How did you guys do?
#10
Image source: todayyearsold censorshipsucks: Same both ways. I can tell if my partner is miff by her breating pattern.
#11
Image source: brihindthescene arthbach: I’d far rather a very simple wedding, and use the money as a downpayment on a house.
#12
Image source: todayyearsold Chihuahua Mama: Unfortunately, the sleazy dates will lie and say “no”, when, in fact, there is someone
#13
Image source: lovelltrin
#14
Image source: todayyearsold Stephanie Did It: You might have said “You see me?”
#15
Image source: todayyearsold sbj: Sex has been replaced by comfort food Cassia Beagle:And a SO by dogs. Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw.: And sleep on the recliner
#16
Image source: ayeitsbritbrat1 Pamela24: My boyfriend was once kinda complaining about how complicated my family situation is. And he’s right, I don’t blame him but he was framing it as if that’s so strange and I then had to point out to him that looking around our closest friends and their families – he’s actually the weird one for having mostly good relationship with his parents who actually listen to feedback etc.
#17
Image source: todayyearsold
#18
Image source: todayyearsold Mia Black: There are many good reasons to not want kids (most of them problems for one self, the kids, the world…) so in my book not selfish. It’s more selfish to want kids just to procreate. What could be more selfish than that? That being said: it’s ok to sometimes be selfish.
#19
Image source: todayyearsold Birgit M: Yes, and I also have books I’ve read more than twenty times.
#20
Image source: todayyearsold Elwood Schwartz (it/that): I wish we had a cry room at work. I’d use it every day. Maybe multiple times.
#21
Image source: PawAndPups CoMa4: 🎤 drop…
#22
Image source: todayyearsold sbj: True friends should be like this always
#23
Image source: carierobins_ Auntriarch (edited): And turning my pillow over every second body turn
#24
Image source: aly__dixon
#25
Image source: khensanixo Lyone Fein: Go to the dentist
#26
Image source: todayyearsold arthbach: I got so tired to being the one to put in then mental effort and planning for ordinary every things. My husband and I talked about it, and now whilst I am planning the menu, composing the shopping list etc, he is washing dishes, doing the laundry, vacuuming the stairs… What I am doing has not changed, but it is being recognised as being part of the housework. It’s being valued and appreciated. We each have our own tasks, and it feels like a balance has been reached.
#27
Image source: konylishious Chihuahua Mama: I think tax avoidance is trashier when the rich do it because they’re just being greedy monsters
#28
Image source: witchashtyn Bruni-Lou: Pain in the back of throat.
#29
Image source: todayyearsold Raumpfleger: No wonder, that character is played by someone new at the job.
#30
Image source: DamnnnTina SirWriteALot: Yeah this “you need to WORK on this relationship” is b******t. I mean, yes, make an effort, make sure to not exclude the other person but come on … it’s not WORK.
#31
Image source: estjaziah Kirsten Kerkhof: That’s why they sometimes find extinct animals. “Hey, hasn’t this [random animal] been extinct since 1756 when we ate the last specimen?”
#32
Image source: dulxnn Chihuahua Mama: If they can’t understand this, then it’s probably best to just get rid of them as friends. No need for extra, unnecessary stress in your life
#33
Image source: todayyearsold Sergy Yeltsen: Sounds like the type to start a juicy rumour if there wasn’t one going round, true or not.
#34
Image source: todayyearsold MadisonLuna: Yzma from Emperor’s New Groove
#35
Image source: todayyearsold Lyone Fein: The never-ending mess
#36
Image source: haitianpvpi CoMa4: I got you.
#37
Image source: todayyearsold Lauren Caswell (edited): We are mammals! Surrounded by food we are designed to eat as much of as we can(high fat/sugar), as it should have been as rare as hens teeth to come across. We are meant to lounge about and whatnot. No wonder so many of us suffer mental health issues, especially anxiety and depression. Our societal advancements don’t mesh well with our still existing basic instincts (inside artificial structures, artifical light affecting circadian rhythm etc)
#38
Image source: todayyearsold Stardust she/her: Noise at night. The bloody crickets won’t shut up and there’s construction going on in the neighbouring plot at 11 fricking pm!
#39
Image source: todayyearsold Ace: Move somewhere with a proper healthcare system.
#40
Image source: todayyearsold Temporary Dork 1 day ago When I’m not reading or editing images I prefer the world to be a bit blurry tbh. It’s bad enough.
title: “40 Posts Found On The Today Years Old Ig Page That Are Comedy Gold” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-31” author: “Arthur Alvey”
#1
Image source: todayyearsold Chihuahua Mama: Even tho I know it’s her dress, it’s funny to think the fairy godmother threw in a butt lift too
#2
Image source: mxtttyz Shark Lady: Finally, someone who gets it!
#3
Image source: todayyearsold Phoebe Bean: Clever!
#4
Image source: todayyearsold Phoebe Bean: This is so cool. Both.
#5
Image source: todayyearsold Phoebe Bean: This.
#6
Image source: Selten__ VonBlade: Going to college.
#7
Image source: todayyearsold Vasana Phong: I’ll take on that schedule, can remix it to like 7-5, Mon-Th
#8
Image source: todayyearsold Mario Strada: I just tried the same thing and I am writing this from the Emergency Room.
#9
Image source: memezar Lauren Caswell: I got ok at this. But only mastered it once or twice (all rings on hooks). How did you guys do?
#10
Image source: todayyearsold censorshipsucks: Same both ways. I can tell if my partner is miff by her breating pattern.
#11
Image source: brihindthescene arthbach: I’d far rather a very simple wedding, and use the money as a downpayment on a house.
#12
Image source: todayyearsold Chihuahua Mama: Unfortunately, the sleazy dates will lie and say “no”, when, in fact, there is someone
#13
Image source: lovelltrin
#14
Image source: todayyearsold Stephanie Did It: You might have said “You see me?”
#15
Image source: todayyearsold sbj: Sex has been replaced by comfort food Cassia Beagle:And a SO by dogs. Boop the Snoot. Pound the Paw.: And sleep on the recliner
#16
Image source: ayeitsbritbrat1 Pamela24: My boyfriend was once kinda complaining about how complicated my family situation is. And he’s right, I don’t blame him but he was framing it as if that’s so strange and I then had to point out to him that looking around our closest friends and their families – he’s actually the weird one for having mostly good relationship with his parents who actually listen to feedback etc.
#17
Image source: todayyearsold
#18
Image source: todayyearsold Mia Black: There are many good reasons to not want kids (most of them problems for one self, the kids, the world…) so in my book not selfish. It’s more selfish to want kids just to procreate. What could be more selfish than that? That being said: it’s ok to sometimes be selfish.
#19
Image source: todayyearsold Birgit M: Yes, and I also have books I’ve read more than twenty times.
#20
Image source: todayyearsold Elwood Schwartz (it/that): I wish we had a cry room at work. I’d use it every day. Maybe multiple times.
#21
Image source: PawAndPups CoMa4: 🎤 drop…
#22
Image source: todayyearsold sbj: True friends should be like this always
#23
Image source: carierobins_ Auntriarch (edited): And turning my pillow over every second body turn
#24
Image source: aly__dixon
#25
Image source: khensanixo Lyone Fein: Go to the dentist
#26
Image source: todayyearsold arthbach: I got so tired to being the one to put in then mental effort and planning for ordinary every things. My husband and I talked about it, and now whilst I am planning the menu, composing the shopping list etc, he is washing dishes, doing the laundry, vacuuming the stairs… What I am doing has not changed, but it is being recognised as being part of the housework. It’s being valued and appreciated. We each have our own tasks, and it feels like a balance has been reached.
#27
Image source: konylishious Chihuahua Mama: I think tax avoidance is trashier when the rich do it because they’re just being greedy monsters
#28
Image source: witchashtyn Bruni-Lou: Pain in the back of throat.
#29
Image source: todayyearsold Raumpfleger: No wonder, that character is played by someone new at the job.
#30
Image source: DamnnnTina SirWriteALot: Yeah this “you need to WORK on this relationship” is b******t. I mean, yes, make an effort, make sure to not exclude the other person but come on … it’s not WORK.
#31
Image source: estjaziah Kirsten Kerkhof: That’s why they sometimes find extinct animals. “Hey, hasn’t this [random animal] been extinct since 1756 when we ate the last specimen?”
#32
Image source: dulxnn Chihuahua Mama: If they can’t understand this, then it’s probably best to just get rid of them as friends. No need for extra, unnecessary stress in your life
#33
Image source: todayyearsold Sergy Yeltsen: Sounds like the type to start a juicy rumour if there wasn’t one going round, true or not.
#34
Image source: todayyearsold MadisonLuna: Yzma from Emperor’s New Groove
#35
Image source: todayyearsold Lyone Fein: The never-ending mess
#36
Image source: haitianpvpi CoMa4: I got you.
#37
Image source: todayyearsold Lauren Caswell (edited): We are mammals! Surrounded by food we are designed to eat as much of as we can(high fat/sugar), as it should have been as rare as hens teeth to come across. We are meant to lounge about and whatnot. No wonder so many of us suffer mental health issues, especially anxiety and depression. Our societal advancements don’t mesh well with our still existing basic instincts (inside artificial structures, artifical light affecting circadian rhythm etc)
#38
Image source: todayyearsold Stardust she/her: Noise at night. The bloody crickets won’t shut up and there’s construction going on in the neighbouring plot at 11 fricking pm!
#39
Image source: todayyearsold Ace: Move somewhere with a proper healthcare system.
#40
Image source: todayyearsold Temporary Dork 1 day ago When I’m not reading or editing images I prefer the world to be a bit blurry tbh. It’s bad enough.
