#1 When You Add Toothbrush Replacement Heads To The Grocery List And The Wife Asks Why
Image source: FuzzyHero69 Cecilia Herrera: Notice her clean and white teeth.
#2 “I Want Brothers And Sisters”
Image source: HuitradoJuarez User# 6: Catnip flavoured condoms: not a good idea.
#3 Tree Limb Penetrated Neighbor’s Roof And Landed Between My Legs While Sleeping
Image source: Low-Algae-2928 Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa): Well that’s one definition of “Morning Wood” I guess.
#4 Google Maps Didn’t Tell Me About This After A 2-Hour Drive
Image source: wambamwombat Marianne: I really appreciate the warning sign directly in front of the blockage. Road safety is clearly a priority here.
#5 My Sister Got Struck By Lightning Driving On The Highway
Image source: mrmackz Marianne: Was she hurt, though? Normally we say that a car is a safe space in a thunderstorm. Red PANda (she/they) (edited): The OP said she was. Her truck caught fire from it, though.
#6 There Is A 7 Feet Wall Of Water From A Burst 5” Pipe, Behind This Inward Swinging Door
Image source: BruceInc Val: RUN!!!!
#7 First Days Of The National Toilet Paper Shortage In March Of 2021, Colorized
Image source: Rajbangsa Val: Too cute to be mad at!
#8 Just Noticed I Have Been Given The Wrong Tablets By The Pharmacist And Taking Them For A Month. Was Prescribed Blood Pressure Tablets (Enalapril). Received Antidepressants (Escitalopram). Explains weird side-effects.
Image source: Christopherfromtheuk Donteatme666: Sue cuz that could of gone sooo much worse
#9 Found Out I’m Allergic To Mosquitos. As If They Weren’t Infuriating Enough
Image source: lady_lana Ginky: Is this allergic? I always come up like this and just assumed that’s what mozzy bites looked like?
#10 I’m Stuck In An Elevator And I’m The Only One In The Building. I work security so there’s no one else here. Bonus, the emergency phone in here doesn’t work. Double bonus. This isn’t the first time it’s happened.
Image source: saintjimmy64 Jiji The Cat: get that company/building sued. that’s a lawsuit (or death) waiting to happen :/
#11 Installed A Lovely Sunlight In My New Bathroom, Without Realizing It Would Perfectly Frame That Horrid Tower
Image source: zalik9 Nadine Debard: Draw an Eiffel tower on your wall, and voilà!
#12 Is Someone Missing Their Breakfast? I Think I Found It
Image source: JuJuNaNaNa SadieCat17 (she/her): The sheer mass of that squirrel makes me think that this isn’t the first time this has happened
#13 A Wild Turkey Just Flew Through My Dad’s Office’s Window
Image source: leilavanora Danni: is that a mouse in the bottom left as well??
#14 My Partner Was So Happy She Found A Specific Vinyl For £2.50 On eBay. Turns Out It’s For A Doll’s House
Image source: larrydavid1987 Corinne Wheeler: Still pretty cool though.
#15 I Broke My Left Hand And Right Wrist
Image source: Chillparsley YakFactory: At least your bandages and your sweater are colour coordinated. Hope you’re better soon.
#16 Opened A Can Of Beans To Find No Beans At All
Image source: reddit.com Robert T: Has beans.
#17 Moved In With Partner, And His Cat Chomped My Monitor
Image source: halwares Jiji The Cat: the cat is ginger, what did you expect?
#18 Łodź, Poland
Image source: mzimmerman1488 Clown fish: When you don’t bother with the signs that say new road being layed here on so an so date.
#19 Can’t Have Nice Things
Image source: penguinitoloco Julia Mckinney: Oh that poor plant!
#20 It’s Christmas Eve And I Caught Scarlet Fever
Image source: rocklou Cecilia Herrera: I hope you healed quickly.
#21 My Neighbor’s Pipe Broke And I Am About To Be Flooded
Image source: Dusken01 Donteatme666: Is it horrible I wanna pop it from a safe distance
#22 After Several Days Without My Glasses, An Eye Exam, And Overnight Shipping Of The New Glasses… I Found Them Tangled In A Cable Under My Desk
Image source: violinfiddleman
#23 100-Year-Old Family Cabin Burned To The Ground On The First Day Of Vacation
Image source: Bumper216 Val: Is that Susan’s father’s cabin?
#24 Paid $300 For Seats With A Clear View Since My Girlfriend Is Very Short. Drove Nearly 2 Hours To Get To The Concert Early, Took The Day Off Work. This Was Our View For The Entire Concert
Image source: FishyMcHallibut Ben Kay: Call the stewards!
#25 When The Package Is A Perfect Fit. There Is No Room For Fingers
Image source: rook2004
#26 Went To A Concert And Got The Umbrella View (Yes I Asked Her To Put It Away… She Did Not)
Image source: AkaJokerPlays Ginky: This is just SHOCKINGLY rude
#27 My Bean Bag Popped, Any Tips For Collecting The White Balls?
Image source: reddit.com Val: Cover yourself in double sided tape and roll around!
#28 Ordered A Framed Photo Of My Girlfriend And I For Her Birthday Today, And Just Gave It To Her To Open. This Is Not A Picture Of Us
Image source: Rmhiker Tempest: Somewhere an old couple is staring at a framed photograph of a young couple wondering if they’re people they know but have forgotten the names of.
#29 The Bruising I Had From A Recent Wisdom Tooth Extraction
Image source: ToIA kissmychakram: Holy carp! Did the dentist kneel on your face whilst they were pulling?
#30 My 5-Year-Old Son Independently Read 50 Books. Took All Year. I Present To You The “50 Book Reward” From His Primary School
Image source: 5toofus Donteatme666 (edited): Rip off could of at least gave him some Disney characters pencils or something edit: wait wait for it I still don’t give a st about my spelling the English language is fluid and I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again fk u grammar Nazi’s everyone else have a nice day 😊
#31 Me Posing With My Sister’s Car vs. One Day Later. At Least No One Was Hurt
Image source: UniDuckaSaurus
#32 My Friends Said We Were Going Out In Costumes On Friday The 13th. What They Meant Was “Two Of Us Are Wearing Onesies.” No One At This Place Was In Costume. I Showed Up Like This
Image source: BridgetTheBee Mac C: You look great!
#33 It Took Me A Couple Minutes To Go Outside And Grab My Delivery. Some Jerks Beat Me To It
Image source: namedafternoone Julia Mckinney: They don’t call ’em bandits for nothing.
#34 Today I Learned I’m Allergic To Every Tree
Image source: kieger Tempest: But hey on a positive note you’re not allergic to dust mites and cockroaches!
#35 I Put These Brownies To Cool Off On The Porch, And A Dang Squirrel Came Through The Screen And Had A Go At Them. I Am Very Sad
Image source: diamondsealtd Val: Awww, poor baby was hungry!! Also, cute candle holder!
#36 Someone Has Been Cutting Our Christmas Lights. Today We Caught The Culprit
Image source: henryhendrixx Clown fish (edited): Grinch rodent
#37 The Flight I Just Went On. I’m 6’3-Ish
Image source: tehmaz80
#38 A Church Steeple Blew Off During A Storm Last Night
Image source: TheSlightestGinge Annabel Wood: here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors an- NO NOT LITERALLY
#39 Found This Behind My Wardrobe Yesterday. I’m Extremely Allergic To Mold
Image source: eletriceye
#40 Found In My Attic Just Now At 4 AM… This Was Not Here Last Week. Time to leave the house?
Image source: TheBystand3r
