#1 This Stray Hung Out In The Yard Over The Weekend Then Rolled In My Bay. Now He’s Mine
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#2 This Was On A Car That Came In Today
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#3 It’s A Bit Cold Out This Morning
Image source: Throway1194 Hphizzle: I’m sure it has a great personality.
#4 Hell Hath No Fury
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#5 How American
Image source: ImInYourBooty Rizzo: Oh, a Darwin-Award-Club member tag.
#6 Well… Almost Pissed My Pants… Caught Off Guard
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#7 Customer Failed To Mention The Fact That His Dog Was In The Vehicle, Scared The Hell Outta Me
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#8 I Am Pretty Sure I’m Younger Than The Tire
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#9 Customer Came In Saying There Was A Kitten In The Dashboard. One Of The Lube Techs Called Dibs. Meet Dash
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#10 I Dont Condone Stealing… But Man I Want To
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#11 The Odds Of A Single 4 Leaf Clover Rooting Into A Fender Line
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#12 When A Car Sits On The Lot Too Long
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#13 Customer Said Her Husband Patched The Tire But It Keeps Leaking Air
Image source: Howdyooooh Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het: Some people should lose their licences for being stupid.
#14 Found A Friend
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#15 Pulled This Guy From A Camry
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#16 This “Time Machine” Just Rolled In. 9 Thousand Miles, And The Plate Expired In 1983
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#17 Just Saved This Lil Guy. I Had To Remove The Front End Of The Vehicle To Do It, But He Is Now Free And Alive And Well
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#18 Customer: “Let Me Know When You Are About To Pull My Truck In So I Can Get My Raccoon” And He Sat In The Lobby With A Raccoon Until His Truck Was Done
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#19 I Got $10 Off My Oil Change Because I “Fulfilled The Destiny” Of The Tech Who Had To Report My Mileage
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#20 16 Years Of Writing Service And It Finally Happened. Gloves In A Glovebox
Image source: funkikomedina lasagne of death: What is this blasphemy!?
#21 Got To Work On The Wienermobile Today
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#22 Just Crawled Out From Under A Broken Lift
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#23 I Work At A Rental Company And The Police Brought This Back
Image source: maddogg312 Ty Stratton-Quirk: I’m sure it’ll buff right out!
#24 Shop Dog? How About A Shop Chicken?
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#25 Someone Came With A Car And This Was In The Trunk. He Said We Can Keep Everything From Inside The Car. I’m Definitely Keeping It
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#26 The Eyes After A 30 Mile Trip
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#27 Customer Has Been Coming Since 200k Miles, Said He’d Get To 1 Million. I’ve Been Waiting For That Day For Years, Today He Casually Rolled Up And Asked To Plug His Tire, Needless To Say Best Tire Plug Ever
Image source: Nguyenstreak Head_on_a_Stick (edited): The odometer on the 954cc versions of Honda’s FireBlade stops at 99,999 miles. I had a courier colleague who owned one and had real trouble scheduling servicing past the 100,000 mile mark.
#28 “Well, I’m Not Sure How To Say This, But It Looks Like Your Engine Bay Has Been Overtaken By Gay Mice”
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#29 Customer Said All 4 Of Them Were Uninjured But We Can’t Say The Same About The Car
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#30 Customer States Abs/Esc And Front Radar Lights On…
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#31 Self Aware Prius Owner
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#32 Boss Man Came To Work In His Old American Truck Today. A Rare Sight Here In Scotland
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#33 Stayed A Little Longer At The Shop To Save This Little Guy From Someone’s Engine Bay
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#34 Customer Is Going Through A Nasty Divorce, Wanted Us To Have A Look Around After She Saw Her Husband Following Her Around Town
Image source: Hornetwaffles Bored something: I hope they attached it to the husbands car so he thinks she’s tailing him. What an absolute arsè wipe.
#35 My Brother Is An Advisor At A Honda Dealer. Just Texted Me This…
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#36 Any Suggestions? He’s got a death grip on the wiring and he’s trying to climb deeper.
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#37 The Car Sounds Like A Cartoon
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#38 This Made Me Laugh Way More Than It Should Have
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#39 This Is Not What I Was Expecting When The Customer Said “The Tire Exploded And There Are Wires Showing”
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#40 C/S The Solar Panel Isn’t Working/Won’t Charge Batteries
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