#1 Legit Question, Tho
Image source: Jeff Crouse WindySwede: And common sense and kindness? :)
#2 Yes, Hello, I’d Like One Violence, Please
Image source: Mijhael R Thee8thsense: Peek a boo, I’m going to get you…
#3 Poop In The Kitty Litter, That’ll Teach Them…
Image source: Linda Joy Spannermonkey: Upvote for title.
#4 Buy Two, Get One Free
Image source: Barbie Colorado Jack Harris: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
#5 Guess Who’s Doing Laps Around The Block?
Image source: Albert Robinson Gay Panic: How long til the shirts come off?
#6 No Forks Given
Image source: Rik Lasater Bored something: That’s a very big duck.
#7 I Keep Mine On The Wall, It Gets A Better View Of Me
Image source: Barbara Tortorici Ruby Williams: super observant…
#8 Boomer Humor
Image source: Barbie Colorado
#9 “Happy Hiking…” = Good Luck, Buddy, Hope You’re A Better Runner Than Your Friends
Image source: Neepa Vora glowworm2: This one’s a classic joke.🤣
#10 What Do You Think That Sign Is Supposed To Mean?
Image source: Ambio Lara Jane No Dough: It means they’re cubs and mom is never far away.
#11 But Can They Do A Ba-Dum-Tss?
Image source: Kimberly Ellis irishleo8371: I’ve got a fever… and the only cure… is more cowbell
#12 “The Lifesavers Say It All”
Image source: Barbie Colorado Korean Boi: dang thats actually wild
#13 I Mean, Someone Will Definitely Cosider This As A Sign
Image source: Rory Magpayo Griffin Cole: Do I quit? Do I never do my best? My mind is spinning…
#14 Until*
Image source: Jack Mendes Thee8thsense: Maybe start with a spelling lesson…
#15 Ah, Yes, Reinforcing The “Dad Needs Conditions To Be Perfect” Stereotype
Image source: Seth Mokler SparkDragon: So if you can see your breath, you need to get dressed?
#16 That Bathroom Must Be Spotless If It’s Fit For Dining
Image source: Andy Thompson Bored something: If someone is going to eat a customer they may not be that fussy about hygiene. They are probably just hoping for the opportunity.
#17 Also, You’re Not A Ref, Sit Down, Tim
Image source: Cody Dines Jane No Dough: Brilliant! This should be posted at every kid’s ball field in America.
#18 Did You Try Cleaning The Gunk Out Of The Mouse?
Image source: Jason Smith WindySwede: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
#19 This One’s Thinking Outside The Box
Image source: Ione Smith Cloakred_Is_Bored: Great advice
#20 “And Here All Along I Thought It Was The Hamburger That Was Doing The Helping”
Image source: Erik Hill
#21 Not With That Attitude
Image source: Frank Arroyo Andrew Keir: and, beware brewer’s droop …
#22 What An Eventful Day That Was!
Image source: Brendan R. Appel Multa Nocte: Histerical Committee!
#23 Cursed Strawberries
Image source: Mike Jiminez nunya beeswax: Eygiptian
#24 Talk About All Inclusive
Image source: Deborah Harding Magnifico Giganticus: Reminds me of how a friend used to answer the phone: Dk’s Hotdogs! If you like hotdogs you’ll looove Dk’s!
#25 Whose Bright Idea Was That?
Image source: Neepa Vora Adam Zad: Take the bulb out. Then, he’ll be delighted.
#26 Cheers
Image source: Kelly Hunsaker Teutonic Disaster: More like case opened, amirite?
#27 “Make Me!”
Image source: Steven Ellet WindySwede: I can Azure you, this is not purple…!
#28 Marketing At Its Finest
Image source: Barbie Colorado Will Cable: So are the cucumbers in the ‘singles’ aisle
#29 Might Contain Traces Of Bitterness And Resentment
Image source: Nick Angelatos ShoShie: And a five dollar fine for whining…
#30 A Scientific Innovation, If Ever There Was One
Image source: Laureen Sharpe Stephanie Did It: For really big ears
#31 He’s Out Ploughing The Field And Raising A Barn–What Did You Do Today?
Image source: Joy Linda Norman Beattie: Yep, that be farming !
#32 Forget The Ladies And Cupcakes, Check Out That Pink Sasquatch!
Image source: Dave Furney DB: Barbiesquatch
#33 Don’t Wanna Rub You The Wrong Way
Image source: Albert J K III Will Cable: I so want him to show up there, that would be fun.
#34 Bad Things Will Happen To Good People!
Image source: Marisa Jenkins WindySwede: At your own risk, so same as for all cats? 😅🐾
#35 “Probably Because Unless He’s Actually Dying He’ll Go To Work”
Image source: Steven Goldman
#36 What’s This One Supposed To Mean? Oh…
Image source: Kai Janshon Undercover: Vegan dildos 😁
#37 Meanwhile, In A Parallel Universe
Image source: Christopher D Lampkin
#38 You Don’t Have To Tell Me Twice
Image source: Emily Horchler skildude: Is this a warning sign for Alligator pedophiles
#39 Geography Was Never My Strong Suit
Image source: Pauline Vaughn Elizabeth Brown: I am sorry but it must be done. nice
#40 Did You Notice That It Doesn’t Say Do Your 9 To 5?
Image source: Jeremy Sandstol Moxitron Jazz: so many lives ruined by smoking mops…
title: “40 Of The Funniest Signs That People Randomly Came Across” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-31” author: “Michael Suggs”
#1 Legit Question, Tho
Image source: Jeff Crouse WindySwede: And common sense and kindness? :)
#2 Yes, Hello, I’d Like One Violence, Please
Image source: Mijhael R Thee8thsense: Peek a boo, I’m going to get you…
#3 Poop In The Kitty Litter, That’ll Teach Them…
Image source: Linda Joy Spannermonkey: Upvote for title.
#4 Buy Two, Get One Free
Image source: Barbie Colorado Jack Harris: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
#5 Guess Who’s Doing Laps Around The Block?
Image source: Albert Robinson Gay Panic: How long til the shirts come off?
#6 No Forks Given
Image source: Rik Lasater Bored something: That’s a very big duck.
#7 I Keep Mine On The Wall, It Gets A Better View Of Me
Image source: Barbara Tortorici Ruby Williams: super observant…
#8 Boomer Humor
Image source: Barbie Colorado
#9 “Happy Hiking…” = Good Luck, Buddy, Hope You’re A Better Runner Than Your Friends
Image source: Neepa Vora glowworm2: This one’s a classic joke.🤣
#10 What Do You Think That Sign Is Supposed To Mean?
Image source: Ambio Lara Jane No Dough: It means they’re cubs and mom is never far away.
#11 But Can They Do A Ba-Dum-Tss?
Image source: Kimberly Ellis irishleo8371: I’ve got a fever… and the only cure… is more cowbell
#12 “The Lifesavers Say It All”
Image source: Barbie Colorado Korean Boi: dang thats actually wild
#13 I Mean, Someone Will Definitely Cosider This As A Sign
Image source: Rory Magpayo Griffin Cole: Do I quit? Do I never do my best? My mind is spinning…
#14 Until*
Image source: Jack Mendes Thee8thsense: Maybe start with a spelling lesson…
#15 Ah, Yes, Reinforcing The “Dad Needs Conditions To Be Perfect” Stereotype
Image source: Seth Mokler SparkDragon: So if you can see your breath, you need to get dressed?
#16 That Bathroom Must Be Spotless If It’s Fit For Dining
Image source: Andy Thompson Bored something: If someone is going to eat a customer they may not be that fussy about hygiene. They are probably just hoping for the opportunity.
#17 Also, You’re Not A Ref, Sit Down, Tim
Image source: Cody Dines Jane No Dough: Brilliant! This should be posted at every kid’s ball field in America.
#18 Did You Try Cleaning The Gunk Out Of The Mouse?
Image source: Jason Smith WindySwede: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
#19 This One’s Thinking Outside The Box
Image source: Ione Smith Cloakred_Is_Bored: Great advice
#20 “And Here All Along I Thought It Was The Hamburger That Was Doing The Helping”
Image source: Erik Hill
#21 Not With That Attitude
Image source: Frank Arroyo Andrew Keir: and, beware brewer’s droop …
#22 What An Eventful Day That Was!
Image source: Brendan R. Appel Multa Nocte: Histerical Committee!
#23 Cursed Strawberries
Image source: Mike Jiminez nunya beeswax: Eygiptian
#24 Talk About All Inclusive
Image source: Deborah Harding Magnifico Giganticus: Reminds me of how a friend used to answer the phone: Dk’s Hotdogs! If you like hotdogs you’ll looove Dk’s!
#25 Whose Bright Idea Was That?
Image source: Neepa Vora Adam Zad: Take the bulb out. Then, he’ll be delighted.
#26 Cheers
Image source: Kelly Hunsaker Teutonic Disaster: More like case opened, amirite?
#27 “Make Me!”
Image source: Steven Ellet WindySwede: I can Azure you, this is not purple…!
#28 Marketing At Its Finest
Image source: Barbie Colorado Will Cable: So are the cucumbers in the ‘singles’ aisle
#29 Might Contain Traces Of Bitterness And Resentment
Image source: Nick Angelatos ShoShie: And a five dollar fine for whining…
#30 A Scientific Innovation, If Ever There Was One
Image source: Laureen Sharpe Stephanie Did It: For really big ears
#31 He’s Out Ploughing The Field And Raising A Barn–What Did You Do Today?
Image source: Joy Linda Norman Beattie: Yep, that be farming !
#32 Forget The Ladies And Cupcakes, Check Out That Pink Sasquatch!
Image source: Dave Furney DB: Barbiesquatch
#33 Don’t Wanna Rub You The Wrong Way
Image source: Albert J K III Will Cable: I so want him to show up there, that would be fun.
#34 Bad Things Will Happen To Good People!
Image source: Marisa Jenkins WindySwede: At your own risk, so same as for all cats? 😅🐾
#35 “Probably Because Unless He’s Actually Dying He’ll Go To Work”
Image source: Steven Goldman
#36 What’s This One Supposed To Mean? Oh…
Image source: Kai Janshon Undercover: Vegan dildos 😁
#37 Meanwhile, In A Parallel Universe
Image source: Christopher D Lampkin
#38 You Don’t Have To Tell Me Twice
Image source: Emily Horchler skildude: Is this a warning sign for Alligator pedophiles
#39 Geography Was Never My Strong Suit
Image source: Pauline Vaughn Elizabeth Brown: I am sorry but it must be done. nice
#40 Did You Notice That It Doesn’t Say Do Your 9 To 5?
Image source: Jeremy Sandstol Moxitron Jazz: so many lives ruined by smoking mops…
title: “40 Of The Funniest Signs That People Randomly Came Across” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-17” author: “Cody Watson”
#1 Legit Question, Tho
Image source: Jeff Crouse WindySwede: And common sense and kindness? :)
#2 Yes, Hello, I’d Like One Violence, Please
Image source: Mijhael R Thee8thsense: Peek a boo, I’m going to get you…
#3 Poop In The Kitty Litter, That’ll Teach Them…
Image source: Linda Joy Spannermonkey: Upvote for title.
#4 Buy Two, Get One Free
Image source: Barbie Colorado Jack Harris: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
#5 Guess Who’s Doing Laps Around The Block?
Image source: Albert Robinson Gay Panic: How long til the shirts come off?
#6 No Forks Given
Image source: Rik Lasater Bored something: That’s a very big duck.
#7 I Keep Mine On The Wall, It Gets A Better View Of Me
Image source: Barbara Tortorici Ruby Williams: super observant…
#8 Boomer Humor
Image source: Barbie Colorado
#9 “Happy Hiking…” = Good Luck, Buddy, Hope You’re A Better Runner Than Your Friends
Image source: Neepa Vora glowworm2: This one’s a classic joke.🤣
#10 What Do You Think That Sign Is Supposed To Mean?
Image source: Ambio Lara Jane No Dough: It means they’re cubs and mom is never far away.
#11 But Can They Do A Ba-Dum-Tss?
Image source: Kimberly Ellis irishleo8371: I’ve got a fever… and the only cure… is more cowbell
#12 “The Lifesavers Say It All”
Image source: Barbie Colorado Korean Boi: dang thats actually wild
#13 I Mean, Someone Will Definitely Cosider This As A Sign
Image source: Rory Magpayo Griffin Cole: Do I quit? Do I never do my best? My mind is spinning…
#14 Until*
Image source: Jack Mendes Thee8thsense: Maybe start with a spelling lesson…
#15 Ah, Yes, Reinforcing The “Dad Needs Conditions To Be Perfect” Stereotype
Image source: Seth Mokler SparkDragon: So if you can see your breath, you need to get dressed?
#16 That Bathroom Must Be Spotless If It’s Fit For Dining
Image source: Andy Thompson Bored something: If someone is going to eat a customer they may not be that fussy about hygiene. They are probably just hoping for the opportunity.
#17 Also, You’re Not A Ref, Sit Down, Tim
Image source: Cody Dines Jane No Dough: Brilliant! This should be posted at every kid’s ball field in America.
#18 Did You Try Cleaning The Gunk Out Of The Mouse?
Image source: Jason Smith WindySwede: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
#19 This One’s Thinking Outside The Box
Image source: Ione Smith Cloakred_Is_Bored: Great advice
#20 “And Here All Along I Thought It Was The Hamburger That Was Doing The Helping”
Image source: Erik Hill
#21 Not With That Attitude
Image source: Frank Arroyo Andrew Keir: and, beware brewer’s droop …
#22 What An Eventful Day That Was!
Image source: Brendan R. Appel Multa Nocte: Histerical Committee!
#23 Cursed Strawberries
Image source: Mike Jiminez nunya beeswax: Eygiptian
#24 Talk About All Inclusive
Image source: Deborah Harding Magnifico Giganticus: Reminds me of how a friend used to answer the phone: Dk’s Hotdogs! If you like hotdogs you’ll looove Dk’s!
#25 Whose Bright Idea Was That?
Image source: Neepa Vora Adam Zad: Take the bulb out. Then, he’ll be delighted.
#26 Cheers
Image source: Kelly Hunsaker Teutonic Disaster: More like case opened, amirite?
#27 “Make Me!”
Image source: Steven Ellet WindySwede: I can Azure you, this is not purple…!
#28 Marketing At Its Finest
Image source: Barbie Colorado Will Cable: So are the cucumbers in the ‘singles’ aisle
#29 Might Contain Traces Of Bitterness And Resentment
Image source: Nick Angelatos ShoShie: And a five dollar fine for whining…
#30 A Scientific Innovation, If Ever There Was One
Image source: Laureen Sharpe Stephanie Did It: For really big ears
#31 He’s Out Ploughing The Field And Raising A Barn–What Did You Do Today?
Image source: Joy Linda Norman Beattie: Yep, that be farming !
#32 Forget The Ladies And Cupcakes, Check Out That Pink Sasquatch!
Image source: Dave Furney DB: Barbiesquatch
#33 Don’t Wanna Rub You The Wrong Way
Image source: Albert J K III Will Cable: I so want him to show up there, that would be fun.
#34 Bad Things Will Happen To Good People!
Image source: Marisa Jenkins WindySwede: At your own risk, so same as for all cats? 😅🐾
#35 “Probably Because Unless He’s Actually Dying He’ll Go To Work”
Image source: Steven Goldman
#36 What’s This One Supposed To Mean? Oh…
Image source: Kai Janshon Undercover: Vegan dildos 😁
#37 Meanwhile, In A Parallel Universe
Image source: Christopher D Lampkin
#38 You Don’t Have To Tell Me Twice
Image source: Emily Horchler skildude: Is this a warning sign for Alligator pedophiles
#39 Geography Was Never My Strong Suit
Image source: Pauline Vaughn Elizabeth Brown: I am sorry but it must be done. nice
#40 Did You Notice That It Doesn’t Say Do Your 9 To 5?
Image source: Jeremy Sandstol Moxitron Jazz: so many lives ruined by smoking mops…
title: “40 Of The Funniest Signs That People Randomly Came Across” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-18” author: “Elton Distasio”
#1 Legit Question, Tho
Image source: Jeff Crouse WindySwede: And common sense and kindness? :)
#2 Yes, Hello, I’d Like One Violence, Please
Image source: Mijhael R Thee8thsense: Peek a boo, I’m going to get you…
#3 Poop In The Kitty Litter, That’ll Teach Them…
Image source: Linda Joy Spannermonkey: Upvote for title.
#4 Buy Two, Get One Free
Image source: Barbie Colorado Jack Harris: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
#5 Guess Who’s Doing Laps Around The Block?
Image source: Albert Robinson Gay Panic: How long til the shirts come off?
#6 No Forks Given
Image source: Rik Lasater Bored something: That’s a very big duck.
#7 I Keep Mine On The Wall, It Gets A Better View Of Me
Image source: Barbara Tortorici Ruby Williams: super observant…
#8 Boomer Humor
Image source: Barbie Colorado
#9 “Happy Hiking…” = Good Luck, Buddy, Hope You’re A Better Runner Than Your Friends
Image source: Neepa Vora glowworm2: This one’s a classic joke.🤣
#10 What Do You Think That Sign Is Supposed To Mean?
Image source: Ambio Lara Jane No Dough: It means they’re cubs and mom is never far away.
#11 But Can They Do A Ba-Dum-Tss?
Image source: Kimberly Ellis irishleo8371: I’ve got a fever… and the only cure… is more cowbell
#12 “The Lifesavers Say It All”
Image source: Barbie Colorado Korean Boi: dang thats actually wild
#13 I Mean, Someone Will Definitely Cosider This As A Sign
Image source: Rory Magpayo Griffin Cole: Do I quit? Do I never do my best? My mind is spinning…
#14 Until*
Image source: Jack Mendes Thee8thsense: Maybe start with a spelling lesson…
#15 Ah, Yes, Reinforcing The “Dad Needs Conditions To Be Perfect” Stereotype
Image source: Seth Mokler SparkDragon: So if you can see your breath, you need to get dressed?
#16 That Bathroom Must Be Spotless If It’s Fit For Dining
Image source: Andy Thompson Bored something: If someone is going to eat a customer they may not be that fussy about hygiene. They are probably just hoping for the opportunity.
#17 Also, You’re Not A Ref, Sit Down, Tim
Image source: Cody Dines Jane No Dough: Brilliant! This should be posted at every kid’s ball field in America.
#18 Did You Try Cleaning The Gunk Out Of The Mouse?
Image source: Jason Smith WindySwede: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
#19 This One’s Thinking Outside The Box
Image source: Ione Smith Cloakred_Is_Bored: Great advice
#20 “And Here All Along I Thought It Was The Hamburger That Was Doing The Helping”
Image source: Erik Hill
#21 Not With That Attitude
Image source: Frank Arroyo Andrew Keir: and, beware brewer’s droop …
#22 What An Eventful Day That Was!
Image source: Brendan R. Appel Multa Nocte: Histerical Committee!
#23 Cursed Strawberries
Image source: Mike Jiminez nunya beeswax: Eygiptian
#24 Talk About All Inclusive
Image source: Deborah Harding Magnifico Giganticus: Reminds me of how a friend used to answer the phone: Dk’s Hotdogs! If you like hotdogs you’ll looove Dk’s!
#25 Whose Bright Idea Was That?
Image source: Neepa Vora Adam Zad: Take the bulb out. Then, he’ll be delighted.
#26 Cheers
Image source: Kelly Hunsaker Teutonic Disaster: More like case opened, amirite?
#27 “Make Me!”
Image source: Steven Ellet WindySwede: I can Azure you, this is not purple…!
#28 Marketing At Its Finest
Image source: Barbie Colorado Will Cable: So are the cucumbers in the ‘singles’ aisle
#29 Might Contain Traces Of Bitterness And Resentment
Image source: Nick Angelatos ShoShie: And a five dollar fine for whining…
#30 A Scientific Innovation, If Ever There Was One
Image source: Laureen Sharpe Stephanie Did It: For really big ears
#31 He’s Out Ploughing The Field And Raising A Barn–What Did You Do Today?
Image source: Joy Linda Norman Beattie: Yep, that be farming !
#32 Forget The Ladies And Cupcakes, Check Out That Pink Sasquatch!
Image source: Dave Furney DB: Barbiesquatch
#33 Don’t Wanna Rub You The Wrong Way
Image source: Albert J K III Will Cable: I so want him to show up there, that would be fun.
#34 Bad Things Will Happen To Good People!
Image source: Marisa Jenkins WindySwede: At your own risk, so same as for all cats? 😅🐾
#35 “Probably Because Unless He’s Actually Dying He’ll Go To Work”
Image source: Steven Goldman
#36 What’s This One Supposed To Mean? Oh…
Image source: Kai Janshon Undercover: Vegan dildos 😁
#37 Meanwhile, In A Parallel Universe
Image source: Christopher D Lampkin
#38 You Don’t Have To Tell Me Twice
Image source: Emily Horchler skildude: Is this a warning sign for Alligator pedophiles
#39 Geography Was Never My Strong Suit
Image source: Pauline Vaughn Elizabeth Brown: I am sorry but it must be done. nice
#40 Did You Notice That It Doesn’t Say Do Your 9 To 5?
Image source: Jeremy Sandstol Moxitron Jazz: so many lives ruined by smoking mops…
