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Image source: quantum_infinity Phoenix: Politics at it’s finest.
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Image source: quantum_infinity, x.com Abel: And the liver and diafragm start screaming.
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Image source: quantum_infinity Dan Flo (edited): Perhaps the same person who looked at a cow and thought the same thing?
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Image source: quantum_infinity Pandemonium: What a prime joke!
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Image source: quantum_infinity Louise Clarke: I had a dentist named Dr. Payne
#8
Image source: quantum_infinity JJ: In German it would be “basketties” (= Körbchen = small baskets).
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Image source: quantum_infinity, tumblr.com Luke Branwen: These two also invented Minecraft. Tesla: CRAFT. Edison: MINE.
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Image source: quantum_infinity, x.com Cooking Panda: Nothing can satisfy Asian moms. NOTHING!
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Image source: quantum_infinity, tumblr.com Cooking Panda: To me, Pluto will forever be a planet 🤗
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Image source: quantum_infinity PrettyJoyBird: Vamoose ya vile vermin
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Image source: quantum_infinity John Mosley (edited): As opposed to my donkey where grass goes in and just gas comes out. And the mule, grass goes in and sass comes out!
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Image source: quantum_infinity Pandemonium: Explain this to me, but please be brief
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Image source: quantum_infinity Pandemonium: … and stop calling me “Bobby”!
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Image source: quantum_infinity keyboardtek (edited): No one knows how many people are creating original thoughts as many of those people are anonymous and not in any positions of influence. In fact I would state that most people in positions of power and influence got there not for their original thinking, but because of greed and ambition.
#25
Image source: quantum_infinity, x.com Felipe Souza: For the first time, Neil is wrong
#26
Image source: quantum_infinity General Anaesthesia (edited): Don’t worry, kid, it’s the strong silent ones that cause an exodus.
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Image source: quantum_infinity Ash: they had to put that warning on because somebody in the previous generation tried it.
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#30
Image source: quantum_infinity Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het: “I hope you didn’t make any plans for tomorrow “
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Image source: quantum_infinity Pandemonium: Better head to confession ‘cuz a pun that bad is a sin
#33
Image source: quantum_infinity, tumblr.com Sharkfin6: Idk what single-for-too-long person needs to hear this but that married man is not gonna leave their family for you.
#34
Image source: quantum_infinity Anita: Unless the maid is male of course
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Image source: quantum_infinity Lego Man: I thought I knew how they worked before but this explanation has me questioning myself 😂
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Image source: quantum_infinity, x.com Phoenix: Even the emus won the Great Emu War of 1932. So, that makes them the good guys.
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Image source: quantum_infinity, x.com Shark Lady: When I had the period talk with my daughter she burst into tears tells me she didn’t want to bleed every month. None of us do kiddo,
#40
Image source: quantum_infinity char: yesterday, it took me three tries to remember my girlfriend’s name, kept coming up with similar sounding ones. brain just don’t be braining sometimes
