#1 Michael Wave
Image source: mommafit1 Aesthetic club : “If that was on eBay, I wouldn’t be surprised”
#2 Somewhere In India
Image source: VRIBKAGE Katie Lutesinger : “I wonder if it means the fridge contains kid friendly drinks, ie non alcoholic?” Cyber Returns : “I can see a row of kids being whipped by an adult shouting “PEE FASTER!” at them as they fill up the plastic bottles between sobs”
#3 It Does Have A Pin With A Ring And A Lever Tho
Image source: SparrowStardust Cyber Returns : “For blowing up fires” Gustav Gallifrey : “For God’s sake, don’t touch the device labelled ‘fire extinguisher’!”
#4 My Favorite…
Image source: jacktheamazing12354 Donkey boi : “I’m guessing here, but maybe.. old = Mature, money = rich”
#5 Those Are Good Reasons
Image source: AmericanClassic19 Caffeinated Hedgehog : “It’s only prohibited if it swallows 5 persons”
#6 Womem Just Are Never Allowed
Image source: Codate Cat Chat : “Womem is what you choose of what’s wrong here? 🤷♀️” Rizzo : “I want ONLY special women to enter me. Wait! What’s a womem?”
#7 Can’t Believe Nobody Checked This
Image source: NimoDaBoss Ace : “Dyslexic proofreader?”
#8 It’s Been A While Since I’ve Had A Costume On While Watching Netflix
Image source: yearofthesquirrel A C : “They ADDRESSED the email wrong!”
#9 Did The Devil Make This Sign?
Image source: Hurricane_Killer XenoMurph : “My ceremonial robes got blood spatter on them from that last goat. They’ll need a cold wash.” silowew628@picvw.com : “Thank god for the red circle”
#10 Hey! Health Department!
Image source: DumbClerk Cat Chat : “Please DON’T” AlienBarbu : “perfect for Ariana Grande 😛”
#11 Speaking In Tongues?
Image source: CranstonBickle Cyber Returns : “Someone’s been at the communion wine”
#12 No Rocket-Launching Billionaires Allowed
Image source: SigmaSamurai Amy E : “No smoking, no pets, no coal?”
#13 Please Flash Toilet
Image source: hard_to_reach_plants real_izuku : “after releasing your tension” Michael Largey : “To use a toilet, you pretty much have to flash it.”
#14 Cleaning Instructions On My Weighted Blanket
Image source: bitofagrump BeeBee Buni : “Don’t forget to whip lightly guys!”
#15 “Carpet”
Image source: karan2395 Jaya : “sad lesbian noise”
#16 I Was Told This Belongs Here?
Image source: SchtickyMarmalade Cyber Returns : “I would but its full of tongs”
#17 Buy A Man
Image source: fairycatbutterfly Rizzo : “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can keep your fish.” Panda Mona : “buy a cap to the fish, man”
#18 Good Ol Crappaccino
Image source: willstar127 BeeBee Buni : “Don’t eat it. From what I’ve heard, the stuff they put in it is really sus. :D” David : “Hence the little mouse turds as topping”
#19 Are They Subtly Advertising Body Disposal Here?
Image source: Divorced_Yoda Cyber Returns : “We don’t cut emos. They cut themselves”
#20 Spotted At Mcdonalds, Closed On The 111th Of December, Have A God Night
Image source: jason32145 Rob Chapman : “Man…..the calendar is gonna get weird in the year 20,222”
#21 Do Not Any Of The Above
Image source: jacktheamazing12354 real_izuku : “i like how it says battle instead of fight” PE is me : “Do Not Molester. Sign needs to be posted in way more places.” two-sided llama : “aw i am i supposed to get drunk and disorderly while doing drugs and then walk in smoking pickpocket a random woman molest her then battle her and then sit down and cry when i lose.” Louise Melliza : “What is the pick pocket sign trying to steal….?”
#22 Someone Needs To Be Panished
Image source: SunniOdin I heart Boo-BI-es : “Like how? Way too many people had hands and eyes on this book and cover prior to being sent to print and yet not a single one of them noticed?? I wonder if they’re hiring??” Jaya : “I like the illustration. The autor’s name in the axe looks pretty cool.”
#23 Never Been Where’d
Image source: Responsible-Cress981 Khavrinen : “No one has ever looked for these shoes on Google Maps.”
#24 Be Aware
Image source: CharlieMike111 Cyber Returns : “Every time you pick something up to look at it you can hear the shop owner cocking his shotgun.” David : “There are some countries where this might not be a spelling error.”
#25 So Many To Give A Title, But My Favourite Is “You Live Baby With Ham”. Enjoy This List
Image source: WittyYak Undercover : “I secrete to the ancient mustard 💩👀”
#26 Pick Your Poison
Image source: jacktheamazing12354 Donkey boi : “‘Cat ears’ are a type of noodle that are shaped like, you guessed it, a cat’s ear.”
#27 I’d Know McDonald’s Has A Menu For Man-Eater
Image source: gewzk aj : “Safety first, kids!” Spittnimage : “🎶He’s a maneater🎶”
#28 Tic Tacs Disable Me
Image source: unoiledsamoa477 Cat Chat : “Omg, they were sooo good, and I’m disabled anyway, so …🙋♀️” Lotekguy : “They serve filet minion there?”
#29 Good Luck
Image source: Verm1n Craig Boddys : “Standard wish labelling”
#30 Huh…?
Image source: The_Massiosare
title: “30 Times People Hilariously Messed Up English Spellings Or Grammar And Ended Up On This Online Group” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-25” author: “Ethel Hoobler”
#1 Michael Wave
Image source: mommafit1 Aesthetic club : “If that was on eBay, I wouldn’t be surprised”
#2 Somewhere In India
Image source: VRIBKAGE Katie Lutesinger : “I wonder if it means the fridge contains kid friendly drinks, ie non alcoholic?” Cyber Returns : “I can see a row of kids being whipped by an adult shouting “PEE FASTER!” at them as they fill up the plastic bottles between sobs”
#3 It Does Have A Pin With A Ring And A Lever Tho
Image source: SparrowStardust Cyber Returns : “For blowing up fires” Gustav Gallifrey : “For God’s sake, don’t touch the device labelled ‘fire extinguisher’!”
#4 My Favorite…
Image source: jacktheamazing12354 Donkey boi : “I’m guessing here, but maybe.. old = Mature, money = rich”
#5 Those Are Good Reasons
Image source: AmericanClassic19 Caffeinated Hedgehog : “It’s only prohibited if it swallows 5 persons”
#6 Womem Just Are Never Allowed
Image source: Codate Cat Chat : “Womem is what you choose of what’s wrong here? 🤷♀️” Rizzo : “I want ONLY special women to enter me. Wait! What’s a womem?”
#7 Can’t Believe Nobody Checked This
Image source: NimoDaBoss Ace : “Dyslexic proofreader?”
#8 It’s Been A While Since I’ve Had A Costume On While Watching Netflix
Image source: yearofthesquirrel A C : “They ADDRESSED the email wrong!”
#9 Did The Devil Make This Sign?
Image source: Hurricane_Killer XenoMurph : “My ceremonial robes got blood spatter on them from that last goat. They’ll need a cold wash.” silowew628@picvw.com : “Thank god for the red circle”
#10 Hey! Health Department!
Image source: DumbClerk Cat Chat : “Please DON’T” AlienBarbu : “perfect for Ariana Grande 😛”
#11 Speaking In Tongues?
Image source: CranstonBickle Cyber Returns : “Someone’s been at the communion wine”
#12 No Rocket-Launching Billionaires Allowed
Image source: SigmaSamurai Amy E : “No smoking, no pets, no coal?”
#13 Please Flash Toilet
Image source: hard_to_reach_plants real_izuku : “after releasing your tension” Michael Largey : “To use a toilet, you pretty much have to flash it.”
#14 Cleaning Instructions On My Weighted Blanket
Image source: bitofagrump BeeBee Buni : “Don’t forget to whip lightly guys!”
#15 “Carpet”
Image source: karan2395 Jaya : “sad lesbian noise”
#16 I Was Told This Belongs Here?
Image source: SchtickyMarmalade Cyber Returns : “I would but its full of tongs”
#17 Buy A Man
Image source: fairycatbutterfly Rizzo : “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can keep your fish.” Panda Mona : “buy a cap to the fish, man”
#18 Good Ol Crappaccino
Image source: willstar127 BeeBee Buni : “Don’t eat it. From what I’ve heard, the stuff they put in it is really sus. :D” David : “Hence the little mouse turds as topping”
#19 Are They Subtly Advertising Body Disposal Here?
Image source: Divorced_Yoda Cyber Returns : “We don’t cut emos. They cut themselves”
#20 Spotted At Mcdonalds, Closed On The 111th Of December, Have A God Night
Image source: jason32145 Rob Chapman : “Man…..the calendar is gonna get weird in the year 20,222”
#21 Do Not Any Of The Above
Image source: jacktheamazing12354 real_izuku : “i like how it says battle instead of fight” PE is me : “Do Not Molester. Sign needs to be posted in way more places.” two-sided llama : “aw i am i supposed to get drunk and disorderly while doing drugs and then walk in smoking pickpocket a random woman molest her then battle her and then sit down and cry when i lose.” Louise Melliza : “What is the pick pocket sign trying to steal….?”
#22 Someone Needs To Be Panished
Image source: SunniOdin I heart Boo-BI-es : “Like how? Way too many people had hands and eyes on this book and cover prior to being sent to print and yet not a single one of them noticed?? I wonder if they’re hiring??” Jaya : “I like the illustration. The autor’s name in the axe looks pretty cool.”
#23 Never Been Where’d
Image source: Responsible-Cress981 Khavrinen : “No one has ever looked for these shoes on Google Maps.”
#24 Be Aware
Image source: CharlieMike111 Cyber Returns : “Every time you pick something up to look at it you can hear the shop owner cocking his shotgun.” David : “There are some countries where this might not be a spelling error.”
#25 So Many To Give A Title, But My Favourite Is “You Live Baby With Ham”. Enjoy This List
Image source: WittyYak Undercover : “I secrete to the ancient mustard 💩👀”
#26 Pick Your Poison
Image source: jacktheamazing12354 Donkey boi : “‘Cat ears’ are a type of noodle that are shaped like, you guessed it, a cat’s ear.”
#27 I’d Know McDonald’s Has A Menu For Man-Eater
Image source: gewzk aj : “Safety first, kids!” Spittnimage : “🎶He’s a maneater🎶”
#28 Tic Tacs Disable Me
Image source: unoiledsamoa477 Cat Chat : “Omg, they were sooo good, and I’m disabled anyway, so …🙋♀️” Lotekguy : “They serve filet minion there?”
#29 Good Luck
Image source: Verm1n Craig Boddys : “Standard wish labelling”
#30 Huh…?
Image source: The_Massiosare
title: “30 Times People Hilariously Messed Up English Spellings Or Grammar And Ended Up On This Online Group” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-05” author: “Bertha Cooney”
#1 Michael Wave
Image source: mommafit1 Aesthetic club : “If that was on eBay, I wouldn’t be surprised”
#2 Somewhere In India
Image source: VRIBKAGE Katie Lutesinger : “I wonder if it means the fridge contains kid friendly drinks, ie non alcoholic?” Cyber Returns : “I can see a row of kids being whipped by an adult shouting “PEE FASTER!” at them as they fill up the plastic bottles between sobs”
#3 It Does Have A Pin With A Ring And A Lever Tho
Image source: SparrowStardust Cyber Returns : “For blowing up fires” Gustav Gallifrey : “For God’s sake, don’t touch the device labelled ‘fire extinguisher’!”
#4 My Favorite…
Image source: jacktheamazing12354 Donkey boi : “I’m guessing here, but maybe.. old = Mature, money = rich”
#5 Those Are Good Reasons
Image source: AmericanClassic19 Caffeinated Hedgehog : “It’s only prohibited if it swallows 5 persons”
#6 Womem Just Are Never Allowed
Image source: Codate Cat Chat : “Womem is what you choose of what’s wrong here? 🤷♀️” Rizzo : “I want ONLY special women to enter me. Wait! What’s a womem?”
#7 Can’t Believe Nobody Checked This
Image source: NimoDaBoss Ace : “Dyslexic proofreader?”
#8 It’s Been A While Since I’ve Had A Costume On While Watching Netflix
Image source: yearofthesquirrel A C : “They ADDRESSED the email wrong!”
#9 Did The Devil Make This Sign?
Image source: Hurricane_Killer XenoMurph : “My ceremonial robes got blood spatter on them from that last goat. They’ll need a cold wash.” silowew628@picvw.com : “Thank god for the red circle”
#10 Hey! Health Department!
Image source: DumbClerk Cat Chat : “Please DON’T” AlienBarbu : “perfect for Ariana Grande 😛”
#11 Speaking In Tongues?
Image source: CranstonBickle Cyber Returns : “Someone’s been at the communion wine”
#12 No Rocket-Launching Billionaires Allowed
Image source: SigmaSamurai Amy E : “No smoking, no pets, no coal?”
#13 Please Flash Toilet
Image source: hard_to_reach_plants real_izuku : “after releasing your tension” Michael Largey : “To use a toilet, you pretty much have to flash it.”
#14 Cleaning Instructions On My Weighted Blanket
Image source: bitofagrump BeeBee Buni : “Don’t forget to whip lightly guys!”
#15 “Carpet”
Image source: karan2395 Jaya : “sad lesbian noise”
#16 I Was Told This Belongs Here?
Image source: SchtickyMarmalade Cyber Returns : “I would but its full of tongs”
#17 Buy A Man
Image source: fairycatbutterfly Rizzo : “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can keep your fish.” Panda Mona : “buy a cap to the fish, man”
#18 Good Ol Crappaccino
Image source: willstar127 BeeBee Buni : “Don’t eat it. From what I’ve heard, the stuff they put in it is really sus. :D” David : “Hence the little mouse turds as topping”
#19 Are They Subtly Advertising Body Disposal Here?
Image source: Divorced_Yoda Cyber Returns : “We don’t cut emos. They cut themselves”
#20 Spotted At Mcdonalds, Closed On The 111th Of December, Have A God Night
Image source: jason32145 Rob Chapman : “Man…..the calendar is gonna get weird in the year 20,222”
#21 Do Not Any Of The Above
Image source: jacktheamazing12354 real_izuku : “i like how it says battle instead of fight” PE is me : “Do Not Molester. Sign needs to be posted in way more places.” two-sided llama : “aw i am i supposed to get drunk and disorderly while doing drugs and then walk in smoking pickpocket a random woman molest her then battle her and then sit down and cry when i lose.” Louise Melliza : “What is the pick pocket sign trying to steal….?”
#22 Someone Needs To Be Panished
Image source: SunniOdin I heart Boo-BI-es : “Like how? Way too many people had hands and eyes on this book and cover prior to being sent to print and yet not a single one of them noticed?? I wonder if they’re hiring??” Jaya : “I like the illustration. The autor’s name in the axe looks pretty cool.”
#23 Never Been Where’d
Image source: Responsible-Cress981 Khavrinen : “No one has ever looked for these shoes on Google Maps.”
#24 Be Aware
Image source: CharlieMike111 Cyber Returns : “Every time you pick something up to look at it you can hear the shop owner cocking his shotgun.” David : “There are some countries where this might not be a spelling error.”
#25 So Many To Give A Title, But My Favourite Is “You Live Baby With Ham”. Enjoy This List
Image source: WittyYak Undercover : “I secrete to the ancient mustard 💩👀”
#26 Pick Your Poison
Image source: jacktheamazing12354 Donkey boi : “‘Cat ears’ are a type of noodle that are shaped like, you guessed it, a cat’s ear.”
#27 I’d Know McDonald’s Has A Menu For Man-Eater
Image source: gewzk aj : “Safety first, kids!” Spittnimage : “🎶He’s a maneater🎶”
#28 Tic Tacs Disable Me
Image source: unoiledsamoa477 Cat Chat : “Omg, they were sooo good, and I’m disabled anyway, so …🙋♀️” Lotekguy : “They serve filet minion there?”
#29 Good Luck
Image source: Verm1n Craig Boddys : “Standard wish labelling”
#30 Huh…?
Image source: The_Massiosare
title: “30 Times People Hilariously Messed Up English Spellings Or Grammar And Ended Up On This Online Group” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-30” author: “Charles Torrez”
#1 Michael Wave
Image source: mommafit1 Aesthetic club : “If that was on eBay, I wouldn’t be surprised”
#2 Somewhere In India
Image source: VRIBKAGE Katie Lutesinger : “I wonder if it means the fridge contains kid friendly drinks, ie non alcoholic?” Cyber Returns : “I can see a row of kids being whipped by an adult shouting “PEE FASTER!” at them as they fill up the plastic bottles between sobs”
#3 It Does Have A Pin With A Ring And A Lever Tho
Image source: SparrowStardust Cyber Returns : “For blowing up fires” Gustav Gallifrey : “For God’s sake, don’t touch the device labelled ‘fire extinguisher’!”
#4 My Favorite…
Image source: jacktheamazing12354 Donkey boi : “I’m guessing here, but maybe.. old = Mature, money = rich”
#5 Those Are Good Reasons
Image source: AmericanClassic19 Caffeinated Hedgehog : “It’s only prohibited if it swallows 5 persons”
#6 Womem Just Are Never Allowed
Image source: Codate Cat Chat : “Womem is what you choose of what’s wrong here? 🤷♀️” Rizzo : “I want ONLY special women to enter me. Wait! What’s a womem?”
#7 Can’t Believe Nobody Checked This
Image source: NimoDaBoss Ace : “Dyslexic proofreader?”
#8 It’s Been A While Since I’ve Had A Costume On While Watching Netflix
Image source: yearofthesquirrel A C : “They ADDRESSED the email wrong!”
#9 Did The Devil Make This Sign?
Image source: Hurricane_Killer XenoMurph : “My ceremonial robes got blood spatter on them from that last goat. They’ll need a cold wash.” silowew628@picvw.com : “Thank god for the red circle”
#10 Hey! Health Department!
Image source: DumbClerk Cat Chat : “Please DON’T” AlienBarbu : “perfect for Ariana Grande 😛”
#11 Speaking In Tongues?
Image source: CranstonBickle Cyber Returns : “Someone’s been at the communion wine”
#12 No Rocket-Launching Billionaires Allowed
Image source: SigmaSamurai Amy E : “No smoking, no pets, no coal?”
#13 Please Flash Toilet
Image source: hard_to_reach_plants real_izuku : “after releasing your tension” Michael Largey : “To use a toilet, you pretty much have to flash it.”
#14 Cleaning Instructions On My Weighted Blanket
Image source: bitofagrump BeeBee Buni : “Don’t forget to whip lightly guys!”
#15 “Carpet”
Image source: karan2395 Jaya : “sad lesbian noise”
#16 I Was Told This Belongs Here?
Image source: SchtickyMarmalade Cyber Returns : “I would but its full of tongs”
#17 Buy A Man
Image source: fairycatbutterfly Rizzo : “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can keep your fish.” Panda Mona : “buy a cap to the fish, man”
#18 Good Ol Crappaccino
Image source: willstar127 BeeBee Buni : “Don’t eat it. From what I’ve heard, the stuff they put in it is really sus. :D” David : “Hence the little mouse turds as topping”
#19 Are They Subtly Advertising Body Disposal Here?
Image source: Divorced_Yoda Cyber Returns : “We don’t cut emos. They cut themselves”
#20 Spotted At Mcdonalds, Closed On The 111th Of December, Have A God Night
Image source: jason32145 Rob Chapman : “Man…..the calendar is gonna get weird in the year 20,222”
#21 Do Not Any Of The Above
Image source: jacktheamazing12354 real_izuku : “i like how it says battle instead of fight” PE is me : “Do Not Molester. Sign needs to be posted in way more places.” two-sided llama : “aw i am i supposed to get drunk and disorderly while doing drugs and then walk in smoking pickpocket a random woman molest her then battle her and then sit down and cry when i lose.” Louise Melliza : “What is the pick pocket sign trying to steal….?”
#22 Someone Needs To Be Panished
Image source: SunniOdin I heart Boo-BI-es : “Like how? Way too many people had hands and eyes on this book and cover prior to being sent to print and yet not a single one of them noticed?? I wonder if they’re hiring??” Jaya : “I like the illustration. The autor’s name in the axe looks pretty cool.”
#23 Never Been Where’d
Image source: Responsible-Cress981 Khavrinen : “No one has ever looked for these shoes on Google Maps.”
#24 Be Aware
Image source: CharlieMike111 Cyber Returns : “Every time you pick something up to look at it you can hear the shop owner cocking his shotgun.” David : “There are some countries where this might not be a spelling error.”
#25 So Many To Give A Title, But My Favourite Is “You Live Baby With Ham”. Enjoy This List
Image source: WittyYak Undercover : “I secrete to the ancient mustard 💩👀”
#26 Pick Your Poison
Image source: jacktheamazing12354 Donkey boi : “‘Cat ears’ are a type of noodle that are shaped like, you guessed it, a cat’s ear.”
#27 I’d Know McDonald’s Has A Menu For Man-Eater
Image source: gewzk aj : “Safety first, kids!” Spittnimage : “🎶He’s a maneater🎶”
#28 Tic Tacs Disable Me
Image source: unoiledsamoa477 Cat Chat : “Omg, they were sooo good, and I’m disabled anyway, so …🙋♀️” Lotekguy : “They serve filet minion there?”
#29 Good Luck
Image source: Verm1n Craig Boddys : “Standard wish labelling”
#30 Huh…?
Image source: The_Massiosare
