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#1 Tripped over a guys foot and his prosthetic leg came off, I then grabbed it and tried to put it back on for him like I knew what I was doing
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#2 I broke into a museum and passed out and woke up to a tour guide telling me she’s calling the police while the whole tour group took pictures
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#3 Tried to hide from a cop under a couch that was not high enough to crawl under (so the couch was just on top of my body and hanging off the floor)
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#4 I was a police reported missing person for 8 hours when in reality I was asleep outside of my favorite pizza shop…needless to say my friends are terrible at hide and seek
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#5 Puked on the stairs at a bar and then proceeded to fall down the same stairs
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#6 Got drunk at my friend’s house and accidentally got into his parents bed with them
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#7 I wanted to show everyone how fast I could gallop, I galloped into the street and got hit by a car
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#8 Called my mom cuz I was too drunk to drive and we got in fight and I ran like 3 miles while she slow chased me in the car & ppl thought she was tryna kidnap me
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#9 We were tossing glow sticks down the street and I launched one about 30 feet away and looked down in my hand only to realize the glow stick was there and I actually threw my brand new iPhone
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#10 I went into the restaurant/bar that I used to work at and started seating customers for dinner
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#11 Got kicked out of a concert- carried out by security by all 4 limbs even. Tried to sneak back in but they grabbed me. My best friend found me balling my eyes out in the clutches of a homeless woman
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#12 Got black out drunk, woke up in some random guys dorm room after having thrown up on his Christmas tree, he’d been sitting watching me sleep, and proceeded to show me his coin collection
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#13 I did a water aerobics routine in the pool fully clothed while being shouted at by the parents to leave the house
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#14 Woke up drunk to my lash lady saying “okay you’re lashes are done” and my car wasn’t even there which means I walked and still have no memory of going
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#15 I crashed a very important wedding. Didn’t realize I was standing at the altar and asked the priest who died
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#16 Not me but my friend snuggled up with a homeless man in the alley outside of the bar. Got inside his cardboard box and everything.
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#17 My friend woke up with a tortoise in her bag and a whole pizza cramed in her purse.
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#18 tried to explain synesthesia to the guy I liked and he said I reminded him of his schizophrenic uncle who stalked him
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#19 Traded my car/apartment keys and wallet for a box of orange flavored cupcakes
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#20 don’t remember this but posted a voice note to my story saying I’m lost and scared asking for help everyone thought I was kidnapped police where called search stated..I was in my shed
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#21 Called two of my exes and they both showed up
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#22 At my sisters engagement party i got drunk and wanted to show my mom my chaturanga (yoga push up) and i slammed my chin into the floor and flashed everyone
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#23 Walking downtown n I saw a house that I swore was an antique shop bc there were a ton of trinkets in the window so I walked in and started looking at everything but it was just some old lady’s house
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#24 Woke up in the middle of my local lake with a homeless guy and scuba gear on with no memory of why or how I got there
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#25 I threw up on a goat, and then cried for hours. I went back first thing the next morning and gave her a bath I felt so bad
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#26 Tried to go upside down on stripper pole and fell on my head and blacked out in front of 100 people (two nights ago)
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#27 Walked into my neighbours LIVING ROOM (uninvited) to say hi because I noticed that their lights were still on. On a Monday night.
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#28 Thought I was a vampire and tried to bite everyone and ended up in hospital with doctors thinking it was psychosis
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#29 Stumbled into a pizza shop, started working behind the counter, took their trash out to the dumpsters, got offended they wouldn’t give me free pizza
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#30 Jumped out of a moving car because I was being forced to go home
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