#1 You Had One Job
More info: Instagram Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “When you and your friend marry identical twins.” Jay Scales : “Ideal for spouses who ‘like their own space’ :D”
#2 Total Eclipse Of The House
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Turn around, Bright Eyes.”
#3 Bombastic Side Eye
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Cloblobster : “Squints mther f**kerly” Susan Teter : “🎵 I always feel like somebody’s watching me🎵”
#4 When You Try To Take A Picture Of An Introvert
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Sandy D : “As an introvert, I can verify this is accurate”
#5 Think Outside The Parallelogram
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Captain Kyra : “This looks like drawings in first grade”
#6 Alles Kan. Koffie Kan. Water Kan. Maar Balkon Niet
Image source: uglybelgianhouses still tired : “Direct translation: Everything is possible. Coffee can. Water can. But not balcony.”
#7 So Is This Where Blackboxrevelation Lives?
Image source: uglybelgianhouses ~ lefty libra️ ~ : “put a stick and a carrot and bam! you have a new bunny!”
#8 When Your Contractor Watches A How To Video Halfway Through
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Janet Bergstrom : “Anyone else see the ghost in the window of house closest to us?!”
#9 In Belgium We Don’t Build Our Dreams. We Build Our Nightmares
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Tucker Cahooter : “That house looks drunk”
#10 Shiteau
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Ronstantin : “Can’t see what’s wrong here. OK, the driveway needs some attention. But apart from that, I like it. Housie was visited by his little tower friend and now they live together.” Will Cable : “Architect had a bout of Turret syndrome…” Deborah B : “When your heart says “castle,” but your budget says “three bedroom semi-detatched.””
#11 One Of Moses’ Less Famous Miracles
Image source: uglybelgianhouses PandaJon : “LET MY PEEPHOLE GO” Will Cable : “Thank goodness it was a tree, imagine telling people they can come straight in through your bush!”
#12 That’s Me In The Corner, Choosing My Transmission
Image source: uglybelgianhouses sbj : “That’s a lot of roof”
#13 When Your House Is Low On Storage Space You Can Always Delete Windows
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Libstak : “The windows are obviously on the sides, this would reduce traffic noise and ensure privacy.” The Original Bruno : “I don’t know why, but where I’m from, it’s VERY common to have a wall with no windows. It’s probably far rarer to have windows on all four walls.” Tucker Cahooter : “At least they won’t get any peeping toms”
#14 (Ver)bauhaus
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Jay Son : “For those wondering about the captions “ver”, in this it would be translated as “re” as in “rebuild house””
#15 The House Has Left The Building
Image source: uglybelgianhouses BigCityLady : “The house seems to be still downloading as it is still at 87%.”
#16 What Kind Of Shape Do You Like: Circle, Rectangle, Triangle, Trapezium, .. Yes!
Image source: uglybelgianhouses PandaJon : “That’s where Pacman lives” BigCityLady : “Was there a manufacturers blow out sale of “slightly irregular” for home builders?”
#17 Slugly Belgian Houses
Image source: uglybelgianhouses PandaJon : “Sorry boss, someone must have knocked the blueprint halfway through”
#18 When You Are A Home Alone And Scared
Image source: uglybelgianhouses sbj : “The house has witnesses some s**t happening through the neighbours windows”
#19 They Call It House Arrest
Image source: uglybelgianhouses sbj : “Bottom floor must have been a shop”
#20 The Ugly Belgian Houses Virus Is Spreading
Image source: uglybelgianhouses GoldfishCrackers : “Many times I feel brick should be left unpainted, however this right here seems like a perfect candidate for a fresh coat of paint.” Bored something : “This one looks like they got part way through power washing the bricks.”
#21
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Javelina Poppers : “Always wondered what happened to Cecil B DeMille’s Ten Commandment movie props.”
#22 I Think They Blocked Me
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Lotekguy : “Perfect for shooting porn films without upsetting the neighbors.”
#23 When You Send The Architect Back To The Drawing Board, But He Sends The Drawing Board Back
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Jake B : “Drive on movie time!” varwenea : “The neighbors show up with lawn chairs expecting a movie.”
#24 In Belgium We Use The Metricsytem And Also Sometimes The Tetricsystem
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Turn it around before it lands!”
#25 Never Fool Around With Superglue
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “It can stick two completely different buildings together, with just one drop!”
#26 Some People Have Gingerbread Houses, I Have A Pizza Hut
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Karma Black : “I think I built this in The Sims once.” Ozymandias73 : “How quaint. That house is wearing a fancy hat!”
#27 You Can Say What You Want, But The Facade Is A Huge Plus
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Janet Bergstrom : “Squidward??”
#28 When You Accidentally Break A Formula In Excel
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Someone could at least file it so it’s even.”
#29 Ready For Take-Off
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Daycare Attendant Sun : “If Ultra Magnus was a house”
#30 When Your House Runs Out Of Battery
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Kobe (she) : “That looks like a barn. Like; open in the backside to house tractors/machinery and so. It could have used some tiling or paint in the front to make it look less depressing. But, my guess – it is not a house.”
title: “30 Ugly Belgian Houses That Look Like Their Architects Forgot Their Training” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-07” author: “John Lockhart”
#1 You Had One Job
More info: Instagram Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “When you and your friend marry identical twins.” Jay Scales : “Ideal for spouses who ‘like their own space’ :D”
#2 Total Eclipse Of The House
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Turn around, Bright Eyes.”
#3 Bombastic Side Eye
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Cloblobster : “Squints mther f**kerly” Susan Teter : “🎵 I always feel like somebody’s watching me🎵”
#4 When You Try To Take A Picture Of An Introvert
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Sandy D : “As an introvert, I can verify this is accurate”
#5 Think Outside The Parallelogram
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Captain Kyra : “This looks like drawings in first grade”
#6 Alles Kan. Koffie Kan. Water Kan. Maar Balkon Niet
Image source: uglybelgianhouses still tired : “Direct translation: Everything is possible. Coffee can. Water can. But not balcony.”
#7 So Is This Where Blackboxrevelation Lives?
Image source: uglybelgianhouses ~ lefty libra️ ~ : “put a stick and a carrot and bam! you have a new bunny!”
#8 When Your Contractor Watches A How To Video Halfway Through
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Janet Bergstrom : “Anyone else see the ghost in the window of house closest to us?!”
#9 In Belgium We Don’t Build Our Dreams. We Build Our Nightmares
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Tucker Cahooter : “That house looks drunk”
#10 Shiteau
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Ronstantin : “Can’t see what’s wrong here. OK, the driveway needs some attention. But apart from that, I like it. Housie was visited by his little tower friend and now they live together.” Will Cable : “Architect had a bout of Turret syndrome…” Deborah B : “When your heart says “castle,” but your budget says “three bedroom semi-detatched.””
#11 One Of Moses’ Less Famous Miracles
Image source: uglybelgianhouses PandaJon : “LET MY PEEPHOLE GO” Will Cable : “Thank goodness it was a tree, imagine telling people they can come straight in through your bush!”
#12 That’s Me In The Corner, Choosing My Transmission
Image source: uglybelgianhouses sbj : “That’s a lot of roof”
#13 When Your House Is Low On Storage Space You Can Always Delete Windows
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Libstak : “The windows are obviously on the sides, this would reduce traffic noise and ensure privacy.” The Original Bruno : “I don’t know why, but where I’m from, it’s VERY common to have a wall with no windows. It’s probably far rarer to have windows on all four walls.” Tucker Cahooter : “At least they won’t get any peeping toms”
#14 (Ver)bauhaus
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Jay Son : “For those wondering about the captions “ver”, in this it would be translated as “re” as in “rebuild house””
#15 The House Has Left The Building
Image source: uglybelgianhouses BigCityLady : “The house seems to be still downloading as it is still at 87%.”
#16 What Kind Of Shape Do You Like: Circle, Rectangle, Triangle, Trapezium, .. Yes!
Image source: uglybelgianhouses PandaJon : “That’s where Pacman lives” BigCityLady : “Was there a manufacturers blow out sale of “slightly irregular” for home builders?”
#17 Slugly Belgian Houses
Image source: uglybelgianhouses PandaJon : “Sorry boss, someone must have knocked the blueprint halfway through”
#18 When You Are A Home Alone And Scared
Image source: uglybelgianhouses sbj : “The house has witnesses some s**t happening through the neighbours windows”
#19 They Call It House Arrest
Image source: uglybelgianhouses sbj : “Bottom floor must have been a shop”
#20 The Ugly Belgian Houses Virus Is Spreading
Image source: uglybelgianhouses GoldfishCrackers : “Many times I feel brick should be left unpainted, however this right here seems like a perfect candidate for a fresh coat of paint.” Bored something : “This one looks like they got part way through power washing the bricks.”
#21
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Javelina Poppers : “Always wondered what happened to Cecil B DeMille’s Ten Commandment movie props.”
#22 I Think They Blocked Me
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Lotekguy : “Perfect for shooting porn films without upsetting the neighbors.”
#23 When You Send The Architect Back To The Drawing Board, But He Sends The Drawing Board Back
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Jake B : “Drive on movie time!” varwenea : “The neighbors show up with lawn chairs expecting a movie.”
#24 In Belgium We Use The Metricsytem And Also Sometimes The Tetricsystem
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Turn it around before it lands!”
#25 Never Fool Around With Superglue
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “It can stick two completely different buildings together, with just one drop!”
#26 Some People Have Gingerbread Houses, I Have A Pizza Hut
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Karma Black : “I think I built this in The Sims once.” Ozymandias73 : “How quaint. That house is wearing a fancy hat!”
#27 You Can Say What You Want, But The Facade Is A Huge Plus
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Janet Bergstrom : “Squidward??”
#28 When You Accidentally Break A Formula In Excel
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Someone could at least file it so it’s even.”
#29 Ready For Take-Off
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Daycare Attendant Sun : “If Ultra Magnus was a house”
#30 When Your House Runs Out Of Battery
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Kobe (she) : “That looks like a barn. Like; open in the backside to house tractors/machinery and so. It could have used some tiling or paint in the front to make it look less depressing. But, my guess – it is not a house.”
title: “30 Ugly Belgian Houses That Look Like Their Architects Forgot Their Training” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-28” author: “Alberto Nisbett”
#1 You Had One Job
More info: Instagram Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “When you and your friend marry identical twins.” Jay Scales : “Ideal for spouses who ‘like their own space’ :D”
#2 Total Eclipse Of The House
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Turn around, Bright Eyes.”
#3 Bombastic Side Eye
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Cloblobster : “Squints mther f**kerly” Susan Teter : “🎵 I always feel like somebody’s watching me🎵”
#4 When You Try To Take A Picture Of An Introvert
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Sandy D : “As an introvert, I can verify this is accurate”
#5 Think Outside The Parallelogram
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Captain Kyra : “This looks like drawings in first grade”
#6 Alles Kan. Koffie Kan. Water Kan. Maar Balkon Niet
Image source: uglybelgianhouses still tired : “Direct translation: Everything is possible. Coffee can. Water can. But not balcony.”
#7 So Is This Where Blackboxrevelation Lives?
Image source: uglybelgianhouses ~ lefty libra️ ~ : “put a stick and a carrot and bam! you have a new bunny!”
#8 When Your Contractor Watches A How To Video Halfway Through
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Janet Bergstrom : “Anyone else see the ghost in the window of house closest to us?!”
#9 In Belgium We Don’t Build Our Dreams. We Build Our Nightmares
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Tucker Cahooter : “That house looks drunk”
#10 Shiteau
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Ronstantin : “Can’t see what’s wrong here. OK, the driveway needs some attention. But apart from that, I like it. Housie was visited by his little tower friend and now they live together.” Will Cable : “Architect had a bout of Turret syndrome…” Deborah B : “When your heart says “castle,” but your budget says “three bedroom semi-detatched.””
#11 One Of Moses’ Less Famous Miracles
Image source: uglybelgianhouses PandaJon : “LET MY PEEPHOLE GO” Will Cable : “Thank goodness it was a tree, imagine telling people they can come straight in through your bush!”
#12 That’s Me In The Corner, Choosing My Transmission
Image source: uglybelgianhouses sbj : “That’s a lot of roof”
#13 When Your House Is Low On Storage Space You Can Always Delete Windows
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Libstak : “The windows are obviously on the sides, this would reduce traffic noise and ensure privacy.” The Original Bruno : “I don’t know why, but where I’m from, it’s VERY common to have a wall with no windows. It’s probably far rarer to have windows on all four walls.” Tucker Cahooter : “At least they won’t get any peeping toms”
#14 (Ver)bauhaus
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Jay Son : “For those wondering about the captions “ver”, in this it would be translated as “re” as in “rebuild house””
#15 The House Has Left The Building
Image source: uglybelgianhouses BigCityLady : “The house seems to be still downloading as it is still at 87%.”
#16 What Kind Of Shape Do You Like: Circle, Rectangle, Triangle, Trapezium, .. Yes!
Image source: uglybelgianhouses PandaJon : “That’s where Pacman lives” BigCityLady : “Was there a manufacturers blow out sale of “slightly irregular” for home builders?”
#17 Slugly Belgian Houses
Image source: uglybelgianhouses PandaJon : “Sorry boss, someone must have knocked the blueprint halfway through”
#18 When You Are A Home Alone And Scared
Image source: uglybelgianhouses sbj : “The house has witnesses some s**t happening through the neighbours windows”
#19 They Call It House Arrest
Image source: uglybelgianhouses sbj : “Bottom floor must have been a shop”
#20 The Ugly Belgian Houses Virus Is Spreading
Image source: uglybelgianhouses GoldfishCrackers : “Many times I feel brick should be left unpainted, however this right here seems like a perfect candidate for a fresh coat of paint.” Bored something : “This one looks like they got part way through power washing the bricks.”
#21
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Javelina Poppers : “Always wondered what happened to Cecil B DeMille’s Ten Commandment movie props.”
#22 I Think They Blocked Me
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Lotekguy : “Perfect for shooting porn films without upsetting the neighbors.”
#23 When You Send The Architect Back To The Drawing Board, But He Sends The Drawing Board Back
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Jake B : “Drive on movie time!” varwenea : “The neighbors show up with lawn chairs expecting a movie.”
#24 In Belgium We Use The Metricsytem And Also Sometimes The Tetricsystem
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Turn it around before it lands!”
#25 Never Fool Around With Superglue
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “It can stick two completely different buildings together, with just one drop!”
#26 Some People Have Gingerbread Houses, I Have A Pizza Hut
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Karma Black : “I think I built this in The Sims once.” Ozymandias73 : “How quaint. That house is wearing a fancy hat!”
#27 You Can Say What You Want, But The Facade Is A Huge Plus
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Janet Bergstrom : “Squidward??”
#28 When You Accidentally Break A Formula In Excel
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Someone could at least file it so it’s even.”
#29 Ready For Take-Off
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Daycare Attendant Sun : “If Ultra Magnus was a house”
#30 When Your House Runs Out Of Battery
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Kobe (she) : “That looks like a barn. Like; open in the backside to house tractors/machinery and so. It could have used some tiling or paint in the front to make it look less depressing. But, my guess – it is not a house.”
title: “30 Ugly Belgian Houses That Look Like Their Architects Forgot Their Training” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-03” author: “Florence Dale”
#1 You Had One Job
More info: Instagram Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “When you and your friend marry identical twins.” Jay Scales : “Ideal for spouses who ‘like their own space’ :D”
#2 Total Eclipse Of The House
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Turn around, Bright Eyes.”
#3 Bombastic Side Eye
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Cloblobster : “Squints mther f**kerly” Susan Teter : “🎵 I always feel like somebody’s watching me🎵”
#4 When You Try To Take A Picture Of An Introvert
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Sandy D : “As an introvert, I can verify this is accurate”
#5 Think Outside The Parallelogram
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Captain Kyra : “This looks like drawings in first grade”
#6 Alles Kan. Koffie Kan. Water Kan. Maar Balkon Niet
Image source: uglybelgianhouses still tired : “Direct translation: Everything is possible. Coffee can. Water can. But not balcony.”
#7 So Is This Where Blackboxrevelation Lives?
Image source: uglybelgianhouses ~ lefty libra️ ~ : “put a stick and a carrot and bam! you have a new bunny!”
#8 When Your Contractor Watches A How To Video Halfway Through
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Janet Bergstrom : “Anyone else see the ghost in the window of house closest to us?!”
#9 In Belgium We Don’t Build Our Dreams. We Build Our Nightmares
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Tucker Cahooter : “That house looks drunk”
#10 Shiteau
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Ronstantin : “Can’t see what’s wrong here. OK, the driveway needs some attention. But apart from that, I like it. Housie was visited by his little tower friend and now they live together.” Will Cable : “Architect had a bout of Turret syndrome…” Deborah B : “When your heart says “castle,” but your budget says “three bedroom semi-detatched.””
#11 One Of Moses’ Less Famous Miracles
Image source: uglybelgianhouses PandaJon : “LET MY PEEPHOLE GO” Will Cable : “Thank goodness it was a tree, imagine telling people they can come straight in through your bush!”
#12 That’s Me In The Corner, Choosing My Transmission
Image source: uglybelgianhouses sbj : “That’s a lot of roof”
#13 When Your House Is Low On Storage Space You Can Always Delete Windows
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Libstak : “The windows are obviously on the sides, this would reduce traffic noise and ensure privacy.” The Original Bruno : “I don’t know why, but where I’m from, it’s VERY common to have a wall with no windows. It’s probably far rarer to have windows on all four walls.” Tucker Cahooter : “At least they won’t get any peeping toms”
#14 (Ver)bauhaus
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Jay Son : “For those wondering about the captions “ver”, in this it would be translated as “re” as in “rebuild house””
#15 The House Has Left The Building
Image source: uglybelgianhouses BigCityLady : “The house seems to be still downloading as it is still at 87%.”
#16 What Kind Of Shape Do You Like: Circle, Rectangle, Triangle, Trapezium, .. Yes!
Image source: uglybelgianhouses PandaJon : “That’s where Pacman lives” BigCityLady : “Was there a manufacturers blow out sale of “slightly irregular” for home builders?”
#17 Slugly Belgian Houses
Image source: uglybelgianhouses PandaJon : “Sorry boss, someone must have knocked the blueprint halfway through”
#18 When You Are A Home Alone And Scared
Image source: uglybelgianhouses sbj : “The house has witnesses some s**t happening through the neighbours windows”
#19 They Call It House Arrest
Image source: uglybelgianhouses sbj : “Bottom floor must have been a shop”
#20 The Ugly Belgian Houses Virus Is Spreading
Image source: uglybelgianhouses GoldfishCrackers : “Many times I feel brick should be left unpainted, however this right here seems like a perfect candidate for a fresh coat of paint.” Bored something : “This one looks like they got part way through power washing the bricks.”
#21
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Javelina Poppers : “Always wondered what happened to Cecil B DeMille’s Ten Commandment movie props.”
#22 I Think They Blocked Me
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Lotekguy : “Perfect for shooting porn films without upsetting the neighbors.”
#23 When You Send The Architect Back To The Drawing Board, But He Sends The Drawing Board Back
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Jake B : “Drive on movie time!” varwenea : “The neighbors show up with lawn chairs expecting a movie.”
#24 In Belgium We Use The Metricsytem And Also Sometimes The Tetricsystem
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Turn it around before it lands!”
#25 Never Fool Around With Superglue
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “It can stick two completely different buildings together, with just one drop!”
#26 Some People Have Gingerbread Houses, I Have A Pizza Hut
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Karma Black : “I think I built this in The Sims once.” Ozymandias73 : “How quaint. That house is wearing a fancy hat!”
#27 You Can Say What You Want, But The Facade Is A Huge Plus
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Janet Bergstrom : “Squidward??”
#28 When You Accidentally Break A Formula In Excel
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! : “Someone could at least file it so it’s even.”
#29 Ready For Take-Off
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Daycare Attendant Sun : “If Ultra Magnus was a house”
#30 When Your House Runs Out Of Battery
Image source: uglybelgianhouses Kobe (she) : “That looks like a barn. Like; open in the backside to house tractors/machinery and so. It could have used some tiling or paint in the front to make it look less depressing. But, my guess – it is not a house.”
