#1 This Honestly Sounds lovely
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#2 … Every Visitor?? You Mean, Visitors To My House? That’s Just My Cat, Hon. And He Already Knows ❤️
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#3 Looking For Investors For This. It’s Urgent
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#4 Ya Had Me At “Disgusting Pile Of Goo” ??
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#5 And Unfortunately The Stress Of Receiving A Social Invite Has Increased That To A Five Day Recovery Period With A Clause That Allows For An Extension For Any Reason, Let’s Touch Base In June?
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#6 You Know Those People Who Can Stand In The Same Spot In An Art Museum For Hours Staring At A Single Painting? I Get It Now
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#7 Feeling Aggressively Seen Tbh
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#8 meows
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#9 Well At Least The Photo Sounds Adorable. That’s The Important Part
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#10 I Now Communicate Exclusively Through Tagging People In Memes And I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way . jazz Hands
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#11 I Feel Like This Is Exactly How Kindergartners Find Their New Best Friends Yet We Feel Shame As Adults? I Say Embrace Your Inner 5 Year Old And Become Besties With Your New Banana Buddy, Ingrid. Sounds Like You Two Have A Lot In Common ❤️
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#12 All Makes A Bit More Sense Now, Eh?
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#13 I Pay Roughly $83 Per Day For The Right To Live In My Home… “Going Big” Simply Means I’d M Be Wasting Money
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#14 Normalize Skipping Right On Over The Small Talk And Landing On The Farewell Portion Of The Interaction
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#15 Moss Babe Goals
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#16 If It Is On My Mind, It Counts As Mindfulness… Right?
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#17 Pretty Sure I’m About To Be The Winner Of The Argument I’m Having In My Head With My High School Math Teacher Who, Circa 2003, Was The Worst
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#18 Camera Cuts To Me Parking, Getting My Reusable Shopping Bag Out Of The Car, Walking All The Way To The Entrance Of Trader Joe’s, Grabbing A Basket, Stepping One Foot Inside The Door And Seeing All The People, Out Loud Saying “Absofuckinlutely Not”, Putting The Basket Back And Leaving
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#19 “Whoopsie Daisy”- Me Looking Around At All The Burnt Bridges
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#20 Me, On The Verge Of A Full Blown Meltdown: “Doing Great Thanks! You?”
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#21 Plz Be Here For Me But Not Like Here Here. Over There Here
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#22 Apparently I’ve Been 40 Since I Was 25?
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#23 One Time In Middle School I Called My Friend Eleni And Her Dad Answered The Phone And I Said “Hi Is Eleni There?” And Her Dad Shouted “Eleni! Your Friend With Horrible Phone Etiquette Called!” And When I Tell You That I Still Get Stress Dreams About This Interaction… ? ?
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#24 Doorbell: rings Me: dives Behind Couch
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#25 Who Am I Gonna Call? My Mom, Like Six Times A Day, And Literally No One Else
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#26 Stouffer’s B4 Broffers, Amirite?
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#27 Ah Yes, House Cleaners Who Work For $30 And Want No Tips, And 25 Year Olds Who Make $615 In Monthly Donations. I Love Science Fiction ❤️
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#28 Are You Mad At Me: A Memoir By Me
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#29 Teehee My Bad Wasn’t Listening
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#30 Thinking About Soon Making The Switch To Meetless Every Days Myself, Wish Me Luck ?
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title: “30 Antisocial Tweets That Introverts Might Relate To” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-02” author: “Charles Dube”
#1 This Honestly Sounds lovely
Image source: jackisnotabird
#2 … Every Visitor?? You Mean, Visitors To My House? That’s Just My Cat, Hon. And He Already Knows ❤️
Image source: stupidtrashboy
#3 Looking For Investors For This. It’s Urgent
Image source: AkilahObviously
#4 Ya Had Me At “Disgusting Pile Of Goo” ??
Image source: fearofgoingout
#5 And Unfortunately The Stress Of Receiving A Social Invite Has Increased That To A Five Day Recovery Period With A Clause That Allows For An Extension For Any Reason, Let’s Touch Base In June?
Image source: fearofgoingout
#6 You Know Those People Who Can Stand In The Same Spot In An Art Museum For Hours Staring At A Single Painting? I Get It Now
Image source: fearofgoingout
#7 Feeling Aggressively Seen Tbh
Image source: fearofgoingout
#8 meows
Image source: jzux
#9 Well At Least The Photo Sounds Adorable. That’s The Important Part
Image source: fearofgoingout
#10 I Now Communicate Exclusively Through Tagging People In Memes And I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way . jazz Hands
Image source: jzux
#11 I Feel Like This Is Exactly How Kindergartners Find Their New Best Friends Yet We Feel Shame As Adults? I Say Embrace Your Inner 5 Year Old And Become Besties With Your New Banana Buddy, Ingrid. Sounds Like You Two Have A Lot In Common ❤️
Image source: ingridoliver100
#12 All Makes A Bit More Sense Now, Eh?
Image source: kariassad
#13 I Pay Roughly $83 Per Day For The Right To Live In My Home… “Going Big” Simply Means I’d M Be Wasting Money
Image source: roastmalone
#14 Normalize Skipping Right On Over The Small Talk And Landing On The Farewell Portion Of The Interaction
Image source: fearofgoingout
#15 Moss Babe Goals
Image source: fearofgoingout
#16 If It Is On My Mind, It Counts As Mindfulness… Right?
Image source: fearofgoingout
#17 Pretty Sure I’m About To Be The Winner Of The Argument I’m Having In My Head With My High School Math Teacher Who, Circa 2003, Was The Worst
Image source: fearofgoingout
#18 Camera Cuts To Me Parking, Getting My Reusable Shopping Bag Out Of The Car, Walking All The Way To The Entrance Of Trader Joe’s, Grabbing A Basket, Stepping One Foot Inside The Door And Seeing All The People, Out Loud Saying “Absofuckinlutely Not”, Putting The Basket Back And Leaving
Image source: fearofgoingout
#19 “Whoopsie Daisy”- Me Looking Around At All The Burnt Bridges
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#20 Me, On The Verge Of A Full Blown Meltdown: “Doing Great Thanks! You?”
Image source: fearofgoingout
#21 Plz Be Here For Me But Not Like Here Here. Over There Here
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#22 Apparently I’ve Been 40 Since I Was 25?
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#23 One Time In Middle School I Called My Friend Eleni And Her Dad Answered The Phone And I Said “Hi Is Eleni There?” And Her Dad Shouted “Eleni! Your Friend With Horrible Phone Etiquette Called!” And When I Tell You That I Still Get Stress Dreams About This Interaction… ? ?
Image source: emmabo
#24 Doorbell: rings Me: dives Behind Couch
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#25 Who Am I Gonna Call? My Mom, Like Six Times A Day, And Literally No One Else
Image source: fearofgoingout
#26 Stouffer’s B4 Broffers, Amirite?
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#27 Ah Yes, House Cleaners Who Work For $30 And Want No Tips, And 25 Year Olds Who Make $615 In Monthly Donations. I Love Science Fiction ❤️
Image source: ConsultingHumor
#28 Are You Mad At Me: A Memoir By Me
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#29 Teehee My Bad Wasn’t Listening
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#30 Thinking About Soon Making The Switch To Meetless Every Days Myself, Wish Me Luck ?
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title: “30 Antisocial Tweets That Introverts Might Relate To” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-17” author: “Jarvis Pribble”
#1 This Honestly Sounds lovely
Image source: jackisnotabird
#2 … Every Visitor?? You Mean, Visitors To My House? That’s Just My Cat, Hon. And He Already Knows ❤️
Image source: stupidtrashboy
#3 Looking For Investors For This. It’s Urgent
Image source: AkilahObviously
#4 Ya Had Me At “Disgusting Pile Of Goo” ??
Image source: fearofgoingout
#5 And Unfortunately The Stress Of Receiving A Social Invite Has Increased That To A Five Day Recovery Period With A Clause That Allows For An Extension For Any Reason, Let’s Touch Base In June?
Image source: fearofgoingout
#6 You Know Those People Who Can Stand In The Same Spot In An Art Museum For Hours Staring At A Single Painting? I Get It Now
Image source: fearofgoingout
#7 Feeling Aggressively Seen Tbh
Image source: fearofgoingout
#8 meows
Image source: jzux
#9 Well At Least The Photo Sounds Adorable. That’s The Important Part
Image source: fearofgoingout
#10 I Now Communicate Exclusively Through Tagging People In Memes And I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way . jazz Hands
Image source: jzux
#11 I Feel Like This Is Exactly How Kindergartners Find Their New Best Friends Yet We Feel Shame As Adults? I Say Embrace Your Inner 5 Year Old And Become Besties With Your New Banana Buddy, Ingrid. Sounds Like You Two Have A Lot In Common ❤️
Image source: ingridoliver100
#12 All Makes A Bit More Sense Now, Eh?
Image source: kariassad
#13 I Pay Roughly $83 Per Day For The Right To Live In My Home… “Going Big” Simply Means I’d M Be Wasting Money
Image source: roastmalone
#14 Normalize Skipping Right On Over The Small Talk And Landing On The Farewell Portion Of The Interaction
Image source: fearofgoingout
#15 Moss Babe Goals
Image source: fearofgoingout
#16 If It Is On My Mind, It Counts As Mindfulness… Right?
Image source: fearofgoingout
#17 Pretty Sure I’m About To Be The Winner Of The Argument I’m Having In My Head With My High School Math Teacher Who, Circa 2003, Was The Worst
Image source: fearofgoingout
#18 Camera Cuts To Me Parking, Getting My Reusable Shopping Bag Out Of The Car, Walking All The Way To The Entrance Of Trader Joe’s, Grabbing A Basket, Stepping One Foot Inside The Door And Seeing All The People, Out Loud Saying “Absofuckinlutely Not”, Putting The Basket Back And Leaving
Image source: fearofgoingout
#19 “Whoopsie Daisy”- Me Looking Around At All The Burnt Bridges
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#20 Me, On The Verge Of A Full Blown Meltdown: “Doing Great Thanks! You?”
Image source: fearofgoingout
#21 Plz Be Here For Me But Not Like Here Here. Over There Here
Image source: fearofgoingout
#22 Apparently I’ve Been 40 Since I Was 25?
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#23 One Time In Middle School I Called My Friend Eleni And Her Dad Answered The Phone And I Said “Hi Is Eleni There?” And Her Dad Shouted “Eleni! Your Friend With Horrible Phone Etiquette Called!” And When I Tell You That I Still Get Stress Dreams About This Interaction… ? ?
Image source: emmabo
#24 Doorbell: rings Me: dives Behind Couch
Image source: fearofgoingout
#25 Who Am I Gonna Call? My Mom, Like Six Times A Day, And Literally No One Else
Image source: fearofgoingout
#26 Stouffer’s B4 Broffers, Amirite?
Image source: miriamgershow
#27 Ah Yes, House Cleaners Who Work For $30 And Want No Tips, And 25 Year Olds Who Make $615 In Monthly Donations. I Love Science Fiction ❤️
Image source: ConsultingHumor
#28 Are You Mad At Me: A Memoir By Me
Image source: _SarahGailey
#29 Teehee My Bad Wasn’t Listening
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#30 Thinking About Soon Making The Switch To Meetless Every Days Myself, Wish Me Luck ?
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title: “30 Antisocial Tweets That Introverts Might Relate To” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-29” author: “Marcus Urda”
#1 This Honestly Sounds lovely
Image source: jackisnotabird
#2 … Every Visitor?? You Mean, Visitors To My House? That’s Just My Cat, Hon. And He Already Knows ❤️
Image source: stupidtrashboy
#3 Looking For Investors For This. It’s Urgent
Image source: AkilahObviously
#4 Ya Had Me At “Disgusting Pile Of Goo” ??
Image source: fearofgoingout
#5 And Unfortunately The Stress Of Receiving A Social Invite Has Increased That To A Five Day Recovery Period With A Clause That Allows For An Extension For Any Reason, Let’s Touch Base In June?
Image source: fearofgoingout
#6 You Know Those People Who Can Stand In The Same Spot In An Art Museum For Hours Staring At A Single Painting? I Get It Now
Image source: fearofgoingout
#7 Feeling Aggressively Seen Tbh
Image source: fearofgoingout
#8 meows
Image source: jzux
#9 Well At Least The Photo Sounds Adorable. That’s The Important Part
Image source: fearofgoingout
#10 I Now Communicate Exclusively Through Tagging People In Memes And I Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way . jazz Hands
Image source: jzux
#11 I Feel Like This Is Exactly How Kindergartners Find Their New Best Friends Yet We Feel Shame As Adults? I Say Embrace Your Inner 5 Year Old And Become Besties With Your New Banana Buddy, Ingrid. Sounds Like You Two Have A Lot In Common ❤️
Image source: ingridoliver100
#12 All Makes A Bit More Sense Now, Eh?
Image source: kariassad
#13 I Pay Roughly $83 Per Day For The Right To Live In My Home… “Going Big” Simply Means I’d M Be Wasting Money
Image source: roastmalone
#14 Normalize Skipping Right On Over The Small Talk And Landing On The Farewell Portion Of The Interaction
Image source: fearofgoingout
#15 Moss Babe Goals
Image source: fearofgoingout
#16 If It Is On My Mind, It Counts As Mindfulness… Right?
Image source: fearofgoingout
#17 Pretty Sure I’m About To Be The Winner Of The Argument I’m Having In My Head With My High School Math Teacher Who, Circa 2003, Was The Worst
Image source: fearofgoingout
#18 Camera Cuts To Me Parking, Getting My Reusable Shopping Bag Out Of The Car, Walking All The Way To The Entrance Of Trader Joe’s, Grabbing A Basket, Stepping One Foot Inside The Door And Seeing All The People, Out Loud Saying “Absofuckinlutely Not”, Putting The Basket Back And Leaving
Image source: fearofgoingout
#19 “Whoopsie Daisy”- Me Looking Around At All The Burnt Bridges
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#20 Me, On The Verge Of A Full Blown Meltdown: “Doing Great Thanks! You?”
Image source: fearofgoingout
#21 Plz Be Here For Me But Not Like Here Here. Over There Here
Image source: fearofgoingout
#22 Apparently I’ve Been 40 Since I Was 25?
Image source: thearibradford
#23 One Time In Middle School I Called My Friend Eleni And Her Dad Answered The Phone And I Said “Hi Is Eleni There?” And Her Dad Shouted “Eleni! Your Friend With Horrible Phone Etiquette Called!” And When I Tell You That I Still Get Stress Dreams About This Interaction… ? ?
Image source: emmabo
#24 Doorbell: rings Me: dives Behind Couch
Image source: fearofgoingout
#25 Who Am I Gonna Call? My Mom, Like Six Times A Day, And Literally No One Else
Image source: fearofgoingout
#26 Stouffer’s B4 Broffers, Amirite?
Image source: miriamgershow
#27 Ah Yes, House Cleaners Who Work For $30 And Want No Tips, And 25 Year Olds Who Make $615 In Monthly Donations. I Love Science Fiction ❤️
Image source: ConsultingHumor
#28 Are You Mad At Me: A Memoir By Me
Image source: _SarahGailey
#29 Teehee My Bad Wasn’t Listening
Image source: bingowings14
#30 Thinking About Soon Making The Switch To Meetless Every Days Myself, Wish Me Luck ?
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