#1
Image source: mommajessiec Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “Sending you thoughts and prayers.”
#2
Image source: dadmann_walking Trophy Husband : “This depends on the toddler and teenager in question. I have 5 kids and I can tell you that some were worse at 2 and some at 15. My best advice is to drink beer.”
#3
Image source: dadmann_walking CryingChildKinnie : “As a teenager, if my parent said my outfit looked “dripping bruh” I’d be exceedingly confuzzled.”
#4
Image source: Dad_At_Law DaisyGirl : “Too funny re grandparents”
#5
Image source: simoncholland Tamra : “My son went through a phase where he didn’t want to wear a coat. What’s up with that?” Cyber : “I am a teen and don’t like wearing coats for two reasons: First, I run hot and always end up taking them off and wrapping them around my waist, which is annoying. Second, they’re just uncomfortable.”
#6
Image source: maryfairybobrry Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “How are you receiving texts from a blocked number?” Two_rolling_black_eyes : “The teen blocked mom so calker id says blocked instead of the kid’s name.”
#7
Image source: maryfairybobrry Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “And you’re going to make it worse by talking to him in public, too, aren’t you?”
#8
Image source: mommajessiec Tyranamar Seuss : “Only $20? What are they buying?” Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “$20? Hahaha, I wish. Convert to £’s and triple it, at least.”
#9
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Alethea Fletcher : “Mine would come home from school…open the fridge, inhale the contents, fall asleep on the sofa, wake for dinner, which for both of them consisted of mains, seconds, thirds (if their sisters didn’t finish theirs), dessert, go to bed, and wake up a whole inch taller! One of my boys grew three inches in two months when he was 14. Honestly, it was incredible to witness.”
#10
Image source: mommajessiec
#11
Image source: maryfairybobrry
#12
Image source: sarcasticmommy4
#13
Image source: maryfairybobrry
#14
Image source: simoncholland
#15
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Meowzers! : “The mould growth under a teens bed is just a live action version of Sim City. By the time they bring out their pots, they have created life that’s just short of discovering space travel.”
#16
Image source: Parkerlawyer Jared Robinson : “Why would you do that? There is nothing to do at the beach.”
#17
Image source: maryfairybobrry Wubedhheij : “Why do people care about the crusts? Like what the f**k is wrong with the crusts? I like them.”
#18
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Ralph Watkins : “We went to a church backed chicken dinner. We sat across from an older woman who brought her teen grand-daughter. You got half a baked chicken, a baked potato, & corn on the cob. We all started munching away & the teen just stared at her food. She had no clue what to do with it. None. She was used to nuggets, fries, & canned corn. All of this was completely alien to her.”
#19
Image source: mommajessiec Charlie the Cat : “It was definitely the cat 🐾” Dawn Thomas-Cameron : “You missed Steve, the ghost.”
#20
Image source: maryfairybobrry CryingChildKinnie : “My nine year old brother is this.”
#21
Image source: pro_worrier_ Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “Only two breakfasts before elevenses? I admire their restraint.” Camilla Koutsos : “Hairy feet kicked in yet?”
#22
Image source: pro_worrier_ Ray Payseur : “We need to feel the extremes of weather to feel anything at all… /hj”
#23
Image source: savoir_fairest
#24
Image source: maryfairybobrry
#25
Image source: dadmann_walking
title: “25 Tweets That Define The Parent Teen Comedy Genre” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-13” author: “Holly Martin”
#1
Image source: mommajessiec Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “Sending you thoughts and prayers.”
#2
Image source: dadmann_walking Trophy Husband : “This depends on the toddler and teenager in question. I have 5 kids and I can tell you that some were worse at 2 and some at 15. My best advice is to drink beer.”
#3
Image source: dadmann_walking CryingChildKinnie : “As a teenager, if my parent said my outfit looked “dripping bruh” I’d be exceedingly confuzzled.”
#4
Image source: Dad_At_Law DaisyGirl : “Too funny re grandparents”
#5
Image source: simoncholland Tamra : “My son went through a phase where he didn’t want to wear a coat. What’s up with that?” Cyber : “I am a teen and don’t like wearing coats for two reasons: First, I run hot and always end up taking them off and wrapping them around my waist, which is annoying. Second, they’re just uncomfortable.”
#6
Image source: maryfairybobrry Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “How are you receiving texts from a blocked number?” Two_rolling_black_eyes : “The teen blocked mom so calker id says blocked instead of the kid’s name.”
#7
Image source: maryfairybobrry Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “And you’re going to make it worse by talking to him in public, too, aren’t you?”
#8
Image source: mommajessiec Tyranamar Seuss : “Only $20? What are they buying?” Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “$20? Hahaha, I wish. Convert to £’s and triple it, at least.”
#9
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Alethea Fletcher : “Mine would come home from school…open the fridge, inhale the contents, fall asleep on the sofa, wake for dinner, which for both of them consisted of mains, seconds, thirds (if their sisters didn’t finish theirs), dessert, go to bed, and wake up a whole inch taller! One of my boys grew three inches in two months when he was 14. Honestly, it was incredible to witness.”
#10
Image source: mommajessiec
#11
Image source: maryfairybobrry
#12
Image source: sarcasticmommy4
#13
Image source: maryfairybobrry
#14
Image source: simoncholland
#15
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Meowzers! : “The mould growth under a teens bed is just a live action version of Sim City. By the time they bring out their pots, they have created life that’s just short of discovering space travel.”
#16
Image source: Parkerlawyer Jared Robinson : “Why would you do that? There is nothing to do at the beach.”
#17
Image source: maryfairybobrry Wubedhheij : “Why do people care about the crusts? Like what the f**k is wrong with the crusts? I like them.”
#18
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Ralph Watkins : “We went to a church backed chicken dinner. We sat across from an older woman who brought her teen grand-daughter. You got half a baked chicken, a baked potato, & corn on the cob. We all started munching away & the teen just stared at her food. She had no clue what to do with it. None. She was used to nuggets, fries, & canned corn. All of this was completely alien to her.”
#19
Image source: mommajessiec Charlie the Cat : “It was definitely the cat 🐾” Dawn Thomas-Cameron : “You missed Steve, the ghost.”
#20
Image source: maryfairybobrry CryingChildKinnie : “My nine year old brother is this.”
#21
Image source: pro_worrier_ Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “Only two breakfasts before elevenses? I admire their restraint.” Camilla Koutsos : “Hairy feet kicked in yet?”
#22
Image source: pro_worrier_ Ray Payseur : “We need to feel the extremes of weather to feel anything at all… /hj”
#23
Image source: savoir_fairest
#24
Image source: maryfairybobrry
#25
Image source: dadmann_walking
title: “25 Tweets That Define The Parent Teen Comedy Genre” ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-17” author: “Amanda Marin”
#1
Image source: mommajessiec Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “Sending you thoughts and prayers.”
#2
Image source: dadmann_walking Trophy Husband : “This depends on the toddler and teenager in question. I have 5 kids and I can tell you that some were worse at 2 and some at 15. My best advice is to drink beer.”
#3
Image source: dadmann_walking CryingChildKinnie : “As a teenager, if my parent said my outfit looked “dripping bruh” I’d be exceedingly confuzzled.”
#4
Image source: Dad_At_Law DaisyGirl : “Too funny re grandparents”
#5
Image source: simoncholland Tamra : “My son went through a phase where he didn’t want to wear a coat. What’s up with that?” Cyber : “I am a teen and don’t like wearing coats for two reasons: First, I run hot and always end up taking them off and wrapping them around my waist, which is annoying. Second, they’re just uncomfortable.”
#6
Image source: maryfairybobrry Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “How are you receiving texts from a blocked number?” Two_rolling_black_eyes : “The teen blocked mom so calker id says blocked instead of the kid’s name.”
#7
Image source: maryfairybobrry Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “And you’re going to make it worse by talking to him in public, too, aren’t you?”
#8
Image source: mommajessiec Tyranamar Seuss : “Only $20? What are they buying?” Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “$20? Hahaha, I wish. Convert to £’s and triple it, at least.”
#9
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Alethea Fletcher : “Mine would come home from school…open the fridge, inhale the contents, fall asleep on the sofa, wake for dinner, which for both of them consisted of mains, seconds, thirds (if their sisters didn’t finish theirs), dessert, go to bed, and wake up a whole inch taller! One of my boys grew three inches in two months when he was 14. Honestly, it was incredible to witness.”
#10
Image source: mommajessiec
#11
Image source: maryfairybobrry
#12
Image source: sarcasticmommy4
#13
Image source: maryfairybobrry
#14
Image source: simoncholland
#15
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Meowzers! : “The mould growth under a teens bed is just a live action version of Sim City. By the time they bring out their pots, they have created life that’s just short of discovering space travel.”
#16
Image source: Parkerlawyer Jared Robinson : “Why would you do that? There is nothing to do at the beach.”
#17
Image source: maryfairybobrry Wubedhheij : “Why do people care about the crusts? Like what the f**k is wrong with the crusts? I like them.”
#18
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Ralph Watkins : “We went to a church backed chicken dinner. We sat across from an older woman who brought her teen grand-daughter. You got half a baked chicken, a baked potato, & corn on the cob. We all started munching away & the teen just stared at her food. She had no clue what to do with it. None. She was used to nuggets, fries, & canned corn. All of this was completely alien to her.”
#19
Image source: mommajessiec Charlie the Cat : “It was definitely the cat 🐾” Dawn Thomas-Cameron : “You missed Steve, the ghost.”
#20
Image source: maryfairybobrry CryingChildKinnie : “My nine year old brother is this.”
#21
Image source: pro_worrier_ Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “Only two breakfasts before elevenses? I admire their restraint.” Camilla Koutsos : “Hairy feet kicked in yet?”
#22
Image source: pro_worrier_ Ray Payseur : “We need to feel the extremes of weather to feel anything at all… /hj”
#23
Image source: savoir_fairest
#24
Image source: maryfairybobrry
#25
Image source: dadmann_walking
title: “25 Tweets That Define The Parent Teen Comedy Genre” ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-15” author: “Giovanni Massey”
#1
Image source: mommajessiec Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “Sending you thoughts and prayers.”
#2
Image source: dadmann_walking Trophy Husband : “This depends on the toddler and teenager in question. I have 5 kids and I can tell you that some were worse at 2 and some at 15. My best advice is to drink beer.”
#3
Image source: dadmann_walking CryingChildKinnie : “As a teenager, if my parent said my outfit looked “dripping bruh” I’d be exceedingly confuzzled.”
#4
Image source: Dad_At_Law DaisyGirl : “Too funny re grandparents”
#5
Image source: simoncholland Tamra : “My son went through a phase where he didn’t want to wear a coat. What’s up with that?” Cyber : “I am a teen and don’t like wearing coats for two reasons: First, I run hot and always end up taking them off and wrapping them around my waist, which is annoying. Second, they’re just uncomfortable.”
#6
Image source: maryfairybobrry Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “How are you receiving texts from a blocked number?” Two_rolling_black_eyes : “The teen blocked mom so calker id says blocked instead of the kid’s name.”
#7
Image source: maryfairybobrry Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “And you’re going to make it worse by talking to him in public, too, aren’t you?”
#8
Image source: mommajessiec Tyranamar Seuss : “Only $20? What are they buying?” Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “$20? Hahaha, I wish. Convert to £’s and triple it, at least.”
#9
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Alethea Fletcher : “Mine would come home from school…open the fridge, inhale the contents, fall asleep on the sofa, wake for dinner, which for both of them consisted of mains, seconds, thirds (if their sisters didn’t finish theirs), dessert, go to bed, and wake up a whole inch taller! One of my boys grew three inches in two months when he was 14. Honestly, it was incredible to witness.”
#10
Image source: mommajessiec
#11
Image source: maryfairybobrry
#12
Image source: sarcasticmommy4
#13
Image source: maryfairybobrry
#14
Image source: simoncholland
#15
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Meowzers! : “The mould growth under a teens bed is just a live action version of Sim City. By the time they bring out their pots, they have created life that’s just short of discovering space travel.”
#16
Image source: Parkerlawyer Jared Robinson : “Why would you do that? There is nothing to do at the beach.”
#17
Image source: maryfairybobrry Wubedhheij : “Why do people care about the crusts? Like what the f**k is wrong with the crusts? I like them.”
#18
Image source: sarcasticmommy4 Ralph Watkins : “We went to a church backed chicken dinner. We sat across from an older woman who brought her teen grand-daughter. You got half a baked chicken, a baked potato, & corn on the cob. We all started munching away & the teen just stared at her food. She had no clue what to do with it. None. She was used to nuggets, fries, & canned corn. All of this was completely alien to her.”
#19
Image source: mommajessiec Charlie the Cat : “It was definitely the cat 🐾” Dawn Thomas-Cameron : “You missed Steve, the ghost.”
#20
Image source: maryfairybobrry CryingChildKinnie : “My nine year old brother is this.”
#21
Image source: pro_worrier_ Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het : “Only two breakfasts before elevenses? I admire their restraint.” Camilla Koutsos : “Hairy feet kicked in yet?”
#22
Image source: pro_worrier_ Ray Payseur : “We need to feel the extremes of weather to feel anything at all… /hj”
#23
Image source: savoir_fairest
#24
Image source: maryfairybobrry
#25
Image source: dadmann_walking