#1 Happy birthday song at a restaurant.
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#2 New years in times square.
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#3 Cruises. You spend how much money to be cooped on a boat with 3,000 strangers, for how long?
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#4 Strip clubs. F*****g gross, man.
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#5 Anywhere with deafening loud music. I don’t get the appeal of concerts and clubs. Can’t even chat a person up.
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#6 Networking and making sure you know people that know people. Job politics etc. Can I just get a job based off experience and not who I know ?
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#7 Hearing about people’s kids.
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#8 Going to hot, overly crowded bars, paying $12 for a beer with the music too loud on s****y speakers.
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#9 Sex on the beach–way too sandy. Sex in the shower or underwater. Never enough natural lube!
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#10 Hanging out with the parents of your child’s friend.
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#11 Office get togethers.
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#12 Golf.
Image source: Dexember69, Steve Momot / Pexels I would literally rather s**t in my hands and clap than walk around in the sun hitting a ball. Now, everyone I’ve said that to in RL says ‘but U drink heaps of beer!” Well I tell them I can drink beer at home where it’s cheaper and doesn’t require driving a buggy and walking around.
#13 Attenting baby showers… and gender reveal parties.
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#14 LinkedIn.
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#15 Going to a parade. Just standing there looking at mostly-uninteresting stuff walk by, and your feet hurt and there’s nowhere to pee. I hate them.
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#16 Watching NASCAR. I don’t know how anyone can sit there and watch those cars go around and around for hours.
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#17 Twitter. The site is full of bots and rageaholics. The UI is frustrating at best. Having a “discussion” in tweet form is tedious as hell. How many hot takes do you really need to satisfy yourself before it’s overkill?
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#18 Social networking.
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#19 Watching the 10 million videos someone posts on Snapchat from a concert.
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#20 Exercising. I f*****g despise it. Feeling hot, sweaty, aching, nauseous. Oh yeah, let’s do this every day!
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#21 Smoking cigarettes. Pretty much every smoker I’ve ever known wants to stop doing it and would prefer to never have started in the first place.
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#22 Going to church.
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#23 I do not understand runners, especially people that run marathons, 5ks, etc. purely for “fun”.
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#24 Those people that claim to be able to taste things in wine like sea air and a hint of lemons from a specific tree. Ps off with that ste.
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#25 Family Gatherings.
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