#1 I used to work in the film industry, meaning I got fed two very good meals a day + snacks. So when I went to the supermarket it was basically some cereal for the weekend, toothpaste, maybe some chocolate and a lot of beer.
Image source: pinpinipnip, Michael Burrows I’d get to the checkout (this is in London) and a large Jamaican lady would scan my items and say….. “tsk ohhh, you live on your own don’t you?” I’d shyly nod “yes”. “You don’t have a girlfriend??? You want a girlfriend?” Then she’d shout to the till 2 away “Sylvia! SYLVIA! you want a skinny white boyfriend?”.
#2 The other side of my bed is used for keeping my water bottle, it’s where my phone sleeps, my emergency midnight bag of crisps, I take my bra off just before bed and stuff it there. There’s no room for anyone else to sleep on that side.
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#3 Not finishing your groceries before they go bad because they don’t get eaten fast enough.
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#4 Having 8 cats.
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#5 The lawn chairs in my living room.
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#6 Incels, mostly. They never shut up about it.
Image source: Portarossa, Engin Akyurt I don’t play golf, but I don’t spend my life complaining about not playing golf, or how I’d be a really good golfer if golf only gave me a chance, or how golf is such a b***h and doesn’t want me because golf doesn’t know what’s good for it even though I’ve never bothered to make the slightest effort to learn how to play golf.
#7 When your trash stinks. Not because you threw something stinky in there but because as a single person you don’t produce enough trash to fill and take out a bag of trash before it all rots and stinks…
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#8 Believing in an Alpha/Beta/Sigma pecking order.
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#9 I got teased for this at work recently, but “ordering a sh*t ton of takeout for Friday lunch so you don’t have to cook over the weekend.”.
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#10 I bought one of those “DiGiorno Pizza – for one” personal pizzas at Walmart and the cashier said “Fun night?” as she rung it up.
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#11 Soup for one, salad for one, wine for three.
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#12 (Straight) guys with long dirty fingernails. No woman would let those UTI daggers go anywhere near her fun bits.
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#13 I have two seats in my tiny apartment. One faces the tv. The other is for the computer. They don’t face each other. Oh, also, I have one pillow on my bed.
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#14 Actively looking around at parties.
Image source: Zestyclose_Most_8915, olia danilevich MhrisCac: That might be the worst one, having nobody to anchor to temporarily at a party is the worst feeling. Feeling like you’re a random free floater desperately searching for somebody to connect with blows.
#15 Going to the gym by yourself in the evening on Valentines Day.
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#16 When I need my laundry chair to game, I move everything to the laundry bed. Then bedtime comes and my laundry chair is reborn.
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#17 Guys that are really into Andrew Tate.
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#18 Being able to wake up on a saturday morning, think to yourself “f**k it” and stay in bed for another half hour before you decide wether you’ll be reading, gaming or going somewhere today.
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#19 When the price of rent makes you physically sick to your stomach because all the places are priced for two.
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#20 Me eating lasagna straight from the pan.
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#21 I’m going to be positive and say “Doing whatever you want all the time”.
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#22 When I was in college, single, and broke, I went to the grocery store and they had these really…adequate frozen spicy chicken sandwiches on sale for like 25 cents a pop. I grabbed all of them.
Image source: KhaosElement, Sean Gallagher I went to ring up, the cashier said “Wow, that’s…a lot. These must be really good.” I responded with “Eh, they fill the hole.” Dude scanned a couple more in silence and asked “So, you’re like, really single, aren’t you?”
#23 My first ever apartment after I moved out from home,
Image source: Sufficient-Ad-3586, Max Vakhtbovycn All I had was a TV, Xbox, and bed, no other furniture. My whole apartment was empty. My fridge was full of beer and frozen foods I’d say that’s pretty bachelor.
#24 Not being invited to stuff because everyone else is going with their SOs.
Image source: temptingtreat18, cottonbro studio Real_Sir_3655: Or being invited anyway but hanging out with kids or grandmas instead.
#25 Always available for last-minute plans: No need to check in with anyone, so you’re always down for spontaneous hangouts.
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