#1
Image source: justinmatic5000 UncleJohn3000: One of my most important life lessons – make sure your clothes and furniture match your pets.
#2
Image source: reallifemommy3 Kimbowa: Also, pretend to get up for a second and sit back down and shake your head.
#3
Image source: justinmatic5000
#4
Image source: sixfootcandy censorshipsucks: it works better if you do it with tomato sauce on your hand so it smears red s**t on the curtain as well.
#5
Image source: naanking
#6
Image source: naanking Marcos Valencia: At a certain point in their lives, both my son and daughter asked me if I knew about electricity when I was a kid. Well, Grandma’s house is not a cavern precisely.
#7
Image source: missmulrooney Helena: Valid answer
#8
Image source: ericamorecambe MEB: I ended up giving the ol’ husband up for adoption and last I heard, his new mommy is thinking of re-homing him. 😂
#9
Image source: deloisivete Kari Panda (edited): We ordered takeout a while back and explained to our little one that the food will be brought from outside and that someone will ring the door bell. We also don’t get many visitors. So now whenever she hears the door bell (mailman, neighbours etc.), she excitedly screams: “Food!” and runs to the door ^^
#10
Image source: KatieDeal99
#11
Image source: missmulrooney WhyBother?: It’s ur fault 😂
#12
Image source: itssherifield Jakoe: It’s not like she’s hearing it anywhere or being influenced at all by it. It’s a real puzzle.
#13
Image source: deloisivete
#14
Image source: dadmann_walking
#15
Image source: missmulrooney
#16
Image source: simoncholland
#17
Image source: missmulrooney Sarah K: Savage
#18
Image source: simoncholland
#19
Image source: mxmclain
#20
Image source: sarcasticmommy4
#21
Image source: mahnamematt Marcos Valencia: My 10 yo still replies to vocal commands, but with a lot of lag.
#22
Image source: kristabellerina
#23
Image source: missmulrooney
#24
Image source: kristabellerina Kimbowa: Aw cute. Notice that hearts can be sharp and pointy.
#25
Image source: dadmann_walking
title: “25 Of The Funniest Parenting Tweets February Edition " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-11” author: “Mattie Rinker”
#1
Image source: justinmatic5000 UncleJohn3000: One of my most important life lessons – make sure your clothes and furniture match your pets.
#2
Image source: reallifemommy3 Kimbowa: Also, pretend to get up for a second and sit back down and shake your head.
#3
Image source: justinmatic5000
#4
Image source: sixfootcandy censorshipsucks: it works better if you do it with tomato sauce on your hand so it smears red s**t on the curtain as well.
#5
Image source: naanking
#6
Image source: naanking Marcos Valencia: At a certain point in their lives, both my son and daughter asked me if I knew about electricity when I was a kid. Well, Grandma’s house is not a cavern precisely.
#7
Image source: missmulrooney Helena: Valid answer
#8
Image source: ericamorecambe MEB: I ended up giving the ol’ husband up for adoption and last I heard, his new mommy is thinking of re-homing him. 😂
#9
Image source: deloisivete Kari Panda (edited): We ordered takeout a while back and explained to our little one that the food will be brought from outside and that someone will ring the door bell. We also don’t get many visitors. So now whenever she hears the door bell (mailman, neighbours etc.), she excitedly screams: “Food!” and runs to the door ^^
#10
Image source: KatieDeal99
#11
Image source: missmulrooney WhyBother?: It’s ur fault 😂
#12
Image source: itssherifield Jakoe: It’s not like she’s hearing it anywhere or being influenced at all by it. It’s a real puzzle.
#13
Image source: deloisivete
#14
Image source: dadmann_walking
#15
Image source: missmulrooney
#16
Image source: simoncholland
#17
Image source: missmulrooney Sarah K: Savage
#18
Image source: simoncholland
#19
Image source: mxmclain
#20
Image source: sarcasticmommy4
#21
Image source: mahnamematt Marcos Valencia: My 10 yo still replies to vocal commands, but with a lot of lag.
#22
Image source: kristabellerina
#23
Image source: missmulrooney
#24
Image source: kristabellerina Kimbowa: Aw cute. Notice that hearts can be sharp and pointy.
#25
Image source: dadmann_walking
title: “25 Of The Funniest Parenting Tweets February Edition " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-27” author: “John Meads”
#1
Image source: justinmatic5000 UncleJohn3000: One of my most important life lessons – make sure your clothes and furniture match your pets.
#2
Image source: reallifemommy3 Kimbowa: Also, pretend to get up for a second and sit back down and shake your head.
#3
Image source: justinmatic5000
#4
Image source: sixfootcandy censorshipsucks: it works better if you do it with tomato sauce on your hand so it smears red s**t on the curtain as well.
#5
Image source: naanking
#6
Image source: naanking Marcos Valencia: At a certain point in their lives, both my son and daughter asked me if I knew about electricity when I was a kid. Well, Grandma’s house is not a cavern precisely.
#7
Image source: missmulrooney Helena: Valid answer
#8
Image source: ericamorecambe MEB: I ended up giving the ol’ husband up for adoption and last I heard, his new mommy is thinking of re-homing him. 😂
#9
Image source: deloisivete Kari Panda (edited): We ordered takeout a while back and explained to our little one that the food will be brought from outside and that someone will ring the door bell. We also don’t get many visitors. So now whenever she hears the door bell (mailman, neighbours etc.), she excitedly screams: “Food!” and runs to the door ^^
#10
Image source: KatieDeal99
#11
Image source: missmulrooney WhyBother?: It’s ur fault 😂
#12
Image source: itssherifield Jakoe: It’s not like she’s hearing it anywhere or being influenced at all by it. It’s a real puzzle.
#13
Image source: deloisivete
#14
Image source: dadmann_walking
#15
Image source: missmulrooney
#16
Image source: simoncholland
#17
Image source: missmulrooney Sarah K: Savage
#18
Image source: simoncholland
#19
Image source: mxmclain
#20
Image source: sarcasticmommy4
#21
Image source: mahnamematt Marcos Valencia: My 10 yo still replies to vocal commands, but with a lot of lag.
#22
Image source: kristabellerina
#23
Image source: missmulrooney
#24
Image source: kristabellerina Kimbowa: Aw cute. Notice that hearts can be sharp and pointy.
#25
Image source: dadmann_walking
title: “25 Of The Funniest Parenting Tweets February Edition " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-09” author: “Ethel Franklin”
#1
Image source: justinmatic5000 UncleJohn3000: One of my most important life lessons – make sure your clothes and furniture match your pets.
#2
Image source: reallifemommy3 Kimbowa: Also, pretend to get up for a second and sit back down and shake your head.
#3
Image source: justinmatic5000
#4
Image source: sixfootcandy censorshipsucks: it works better if you do it with tomato sauce on your hand so it smears red s**t on the curtain as well.
#5
Image source: naanking
#6
Image source: naanking Marcos Valencia: At a certain point in their lives, both my son and daughter asked me if I knew about electricity when I was a kid. Well, Grandma’s house is not a cavern precisely.
#7
Image source: missmulrooney Helena: Valid answer
#8
Image source: ericamorecambe MEB: I ended up giving the ol’ husband up for adoption and last I heard, his new mommy is thinking of re-homing him. 😂
#9
Image source: deloisivete Kari Panda (edited): We ordered takeout a while back and explained to our little one that the food will be brought from outside and that someone will ring the door bell. We also don’t get many visitors. So now whenever she hears the door bell (mailman, neighbours etc.), she excitedly screams: “Food!” and runs to the door ^^
#10
Image source: KatieDeal99
#11
Image source: missmulrooney WhyBother?: It’s ur fault 😂
#12
Image source: itssherifield Jakoe: It’s not like she’s hearing it anywhere or being influenced at all by it. It’s a real puzzle.
#13
Image source: deloisivete
#14
Image source: dadmann_walking
#15
Image source: missmulrooney
#16
Image source: simoncholland
#17
Image source: missmulrooney Sarah K: Savage
#18
Image source: simoncholland
#19
Image source: mxmclain
#20
Image source: sarcasticmommy4
#21
Image source: mahnamematt Marcos Valencia: My 10 yo still replies to vocal commands, but with a lot of lag.
#22
Image source: kristabellerina
#23
Image source: missmulrooney
#24
Image source: kristabellerina Kimbowa: Aw cute. Notice that hearts can be sharp and pointy.
#25
Image source: dadmann_walking
