#1
More info: Reddit I ordered a meatlong football from subway. I then got upset when the dude had no idea what I wanted. Then we both laughed. Image source: SalletFriend, Mike Mozart
#2
Loaded up my toothbrush with toothpaste and proceeded to brush my hair with it instead of my teeth Image source: em_hoo, AisforAmy91
#3
Someone knocked on the bathroom stall door to check if it was available. I said come in. Image source: IAmMrsnowballs, Ben Schumin
#4
Had a pet rat out roaming with me while I made some toast. cleaned up, put the rat in the fridge and didn’t realise until I put the butter in the cage that oh s**t Went to reclaim the rat, she was all “F**k off, the food box is MINE now”. Already gotten into the ham. Image source: Taleya, Don DeBold
#5
Pulled into my complex, walked up the stairs, my keys wouldn’t open the door and then I realized it had been seven years since I had lived there. Image source: anon, kleuske
#6
I used to work at the airport while in college, and one day I went to get groceries and drove 30 mins to the airport instead. Image source: Protodeus, ERIC SALARD
#7
I used to work in a call center and would answer my personal phone with my call center speech. Image source: CXDFlames, Fairfax County
#8
Lose my phone in my hand while in the middle of a call. Image source: Thehelpfulshadow, Rawpixel Ltd
#9
Put my phone in the fridge to “charge” Image source: Cactus_octopus, Richard Kelland
#10
I cared for a horse for several years. First thing in the morning I would go put feed and water in the field, lead her out, and close the fence behind her. One morning as I’m walking back into my house, I hear a weird sound behind me. The sound of hooves on linoleum. She looked as surprised as I was that I had brought her into my kitchen. Luckily, she never told anyone so my secret is still safe. Image source: anon, Hans Splinter
#11
Was at my fiances house for dinner. Had to leave early. Was in a rush. Kissed her dad on the way out. Image source: ferretR*pe, May Gauthier
#12
I tried to put a pacifier in my mother’s mouth as opposed to infant she was holding. The best part is that she was nagging the hell out of me. Image source: Msshadow, pfly
#13
I drove a city bus in college. My route and my commute home had a road that overlapped. Driving home from work one night I ended up doing my bus route instead of my commute home and didn’t realize it until I ended up in the bus terminal at the end of the line. I guess it was better than driving into my apartment complex with the city bus. Image source: JetDrew, grassrootsgroundswell
#14
Poured orange juice instead of milk into my cereal, put the bowl of cereal into the fridge, walked back to the table with nothing wondering where the f**k I put my cereal. Image source: Aurora320, mroach
#15
Cleaning up my face with electric clippers. Thought, “Oh, missed a spot.” and proceeded to shave off my f*****g eyebrow. Image source: hotmaleescort, Mr.TinMD
#16
Meeting my brother’s in-laws for the first time. They asked me what my name was. I said “Pete”. My name is Tiffani. Image source: tiffaniac, jeanbaptisteparis
#17
I sleepwalk once in a while. Recently I got up at 2am and fed the dog. My girlfriend woke up and was like “wtf, did you just feed the dog? What time is it?” Apparently I looked her in the eye and said “everyone loves a midnight snack.” Image source: anon, Marco Verch
#18
Spent ages cooking dinner only to pick the plate up and empty it straight into the bin. I was so tired and hungry, I cried Image source: jefferlewpew, Joegoaukfishcurry2
#19
Someone knocked at my door and i knocked back… Image source: anon, Tim Green
#20
Accidentally put my phone in the toaster. Figured it out when I noticed that I was tapping on a piece of bread. Image source: vanzgalla, flrnt
title: “20 Times People S Brains Shut Down Resulting In Funny And Messed Up Situations” ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-31” author: “Sharon Langowski”
#1
More info: Reddit I ordered a meatlong football from subway. I then got upset when the dude had no idea what I wanted. Then we both laughed. Image source: SalletFriend, Mike Mozart
#2
Loaded up my toothbrush with toothpaste and proceeded to brush my hair with it instead of my teeth Image source: em_hoo, AisforAmy91
#3
Someone knocked on the bathroom stall door to check if it was available. I said come in. Image source: IAmMrsnowballs, Ben Schumin
#4
Had a pet rat out roaming with me while I made some toast. cleaned up, put the rat in the fridge and didn’t realise until I put the butter in the cage that oh s**t Went to reclaim the rat, she was all “F**k off, the food box is MINE now”. Already gotten into the ham. Image source: Taleya, Don DeBold
#5
Pulled into my complex, walked up the stairs, my keys wouldn’t open the door and then I realized it had been seven years since I had lived there. Image source: anon, kleuske
#6
I used to work at the airport while in college, and one day I went to get groceries and drove 30 mins to the airport instead. Image source: Protodeus, ERIC SALARD
#7
I used to work in a call center and would answer my personal phone with my call center speech. Image source: CXDFlames, Fairfax County
#8
Lose my phone in my hand while in the middle of a call. Image source: Thehelpfulshadow, Rawpixel Ltd
#9
Put my phone in the fridge to “charge” Image source: Cactus_octopus, Richard Kelland
#10
I cared for a horse for several years. First thing in the morning I would go put feed and water in the field, lead her out, and close the fence behind her. One morning as I’m walking back into my house, I hear a weird sound behind me. The sound of hooves on linoleum. She looked as surprised as I was that I had brought her into my kitchen. Luckily, she never told anyone so my secret is still safe. Image source: anon, Hans Splinter
#11
Was at my fiances house for dinner. Had to leave early. Was in a rush. Kissed her dad on the way out. Image source: ferretR*pe, May Gauthier
#12
I tried to put a pacifier in my mother’s mouth as opposed to infant she was holding. The best part is that she was nagging the hell out of me. Image source: Msshadow, pfly
#13
I drove a city bus in college. My route and my commute home had a road that overlapped. Driving home from work one night I ended up doing my bus route instead of my commute home and didn’t realize it until I ended up in the bus terminal at the end of the line. I guess it was better than driving into my apartment complex with the city bus. Image source: JetDrew, grassrootsgroundswell
#14
Poured orange juice instead of milk into my cereal, put the bowl of cereal into the fridge, walked back to the table with nothing wondering where the f**k I put my cereal. Image source: Aurora320, mroach
#15
Cleaning up my face with electric clippers. Thought, “Oh, missed a spot.” and proceeded to shave off my f*****g eyebrow. Image source: hotmaleescort, Mr.TinMD
#16
Meeting my brother’s in-laws for the first time. They asked me what my name was. I said “Pete”. My name is Tiffani. Image source: tiffaniac, jeanbaptisteparis
#17
I sleepwalk once in a while. Recently I got up at 2am and fed the dog. My girlfriend woke up and was like “wtf, did you just feed the dog? What time is it?” Apparently I looked her in the eye and said “everyone loves a midnight snack.” Image source: anon, Marco Verch
#18
Spent ages cooking dinner only to pick the plate up and empty it straight into the bin. I was so tired and hungry, I cried Image source: jefferlewpew, Joegoaukfishcurry2
#19
Someone knocked at my door and i knocked back… Image source: anon, Tim Green
#20
Accidentally put my phone in the toaster. Figured it out when I noticed that I was tapping on a piece of bread. Image source: vanzgalla, flrnt
