#1 Putting “school of hard knocks” on your social media profile page.
More info: Reddit Image source: gijoe50000, Tobias Dziuba
#2 I was a three-time All-State swimmer in high school. I tell people about it all the time. So the answer is me, I scream that I peaked in high school.
Image source: slytherinprolly, Karolina Grabowska
#3 I remember a pep rally senior year when a kind of friend of mine blew up a condom as a balloon and started singing terribly into it. It was embarrassing and I was going to engage them to stop. Another friend of mine stopped me and said “let him. This is as good as it gets for him.” And f**k he was right.
Image source: LookAtMyKitty, Joe Loong
#4 Constantly reminding us how much opportunity you had in high school .. like dude can I just have my Arby’s and go?
Image source: Physical_Prompt_5069, Ivan Samkov
#5 Telling struggling young people, “These are the best years of your life. Enjoy them.”
Edit: Also, fighting with the same people you went to high school with over stupid s**t in your 30s. Image source: Royal_Hold6900, Vanessa Garcia
#6 Bullying as an adult
Image source: Which-Cheek3671, Keira Burton
#7 Todd “I went to 8 consecutive proms at the same high school.”
He was so athletic that as a Freshman he dated a junior and went to prom. Same with Sophomore year. Junior and Senior years he dated underclass girls. After prom he became a custodian. For the next 4 years he Matthew McConaughey’d his way through students. When he knocked one up, he celebrated with his friends on a golf course and attempted to drive from that drunk and got in a wreck. There is a memorial golf scholarship in his name. Image source: DarrenEdwards, Juan Vargas
#8 “I could have made it to state”
Image source: SadSwim7533, Christina Morillo
#9 When my dad is angry at a decision made by an MLB baseball manager, he will say something like “this is never what we would have done when I played”. Dad never played beyond early high school.
Image source: Rynox2000, Pixabay
#10 Never leaving the town you grew up in, and the highlight of your week is the Friday night football game at your old HS where you tell everyone that will listen about your game winning TD that happened 20+ years ago.
Image source: ashakar, Stanley Morales
#11 Bragging about your HS hookups when you’re in your 30s.
Image source: petitbatte, Katie Salerno
#12 Going to the highschool football games in your 30s and still try and have conversations with staff or students thinking your words of wisdom will help the team.
Image source: 86missingnomes, Pixabay
#13 “I’m an alpha” coupled with “can I borrow 20 bucks?”
Image source: SirTheadore, Jay Rane
#14 Posting (& reposting) your cheerleading pictures on FB, in your 50s
Image source: 00AtALoss00, cottonbro studio
#15 “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.” Has nothing to do with peaking in high school directly, but damned if every girl who peaked in high school doesn’t say that s**t.
Image source: endless-reproachment, Andrea Piacquadio
#16 I know someone who reposts their posts from highschool multiple times a year and has only a couple recent pictures
Image source: broccolicares, Juan Pablo Serrano Arenas
#17 40 years old, drives a Chevy pickup truck with a “Don’t tread on me” sticker on the back, backward hat, and sunglasses, along with a monster energy drink in the left hand and punching a hole in the wall with the right hand
Image source: Muscle_Doc, Tim Vrtiska
#18 Spam messaging people from HS in you’re 30’s to scam them with an MLM you bought into.
Image source: doodlefan2000, picjumbo.com
#19 Wearing your Varsity jacket in your 30s, 40s, etc.
Image source: Plus-Statistician80, Labskiii
#20 Those adults that actively try to hang out with high schoolers and try to act cool with them. Could be pedophiles, could be highschool peakers. Or both, happens pretty often.
Image source: gutsplatter, Min An
title: “20 Funny Responses To The Online Question What Screams I Peaked At High School " ShowToc: true date: “2024-08-30” author: “Eric Kaplan”
#1 Putting “school of hard knocks” on your social media profile page.
More info: Reddit Image source: gijoe50000, Tobias Dziuba
#2 I was a three-time All-State swimmer in high school. I tell people about it all the time. So the answer is me, I scream that I peaked in high school.
Image source: slytherinprolly, Karolina Grabowska
#3 I remember a pep rally senior year when a kind of friend of mine blew up a condom as a balloon and started singing terribly into it. It was embarrassing and I was going to engage them to stop. Another friend of mine stopped me and said “let him. This is as good as it gets for him.” And f**k he was right.
Image source: LookAtMyKitty, Joe Loong
#4 Constantly reminding us how much opportunity you had in high school .. like dude can I just have my Arby’s and go?
Image source: Physical_Prompt_5069, Ivan Samkov
#5 Telling struggling young people, “These are the best years of your life. Enjoy them.”
Edit: Also, fighting with the same people you went to high school with over stupid s**t in your 30s. Image source: Royal_Hold6900, Vanessa Garcia
#6 Bullying as an adult
Image source: Which-Cheek3671, Keira Burton
#7 Todd “I went to 8 consecutive proms at the same high school.”
He was so athletic that as a Freshman he dated a junior and went to prom. Same with Sophomore year. Junior and Senior years he dated underclass girls. After prom he became a custodian. For the next 4 years he Matthew McConaughey’d his way through students. When he knocked one up, he celebrated with his friends on a golf course and attempted to drive from that drunk and got in a wreck. There is a memorial golf scholarship in his name. Image source: DarrenEdwards, Juan Vargas
#8 “I could have made it to state”
Image source: SadSwim7533, Christina Morillo
#9 When my dad is angry at a decision made by an MLB baseball manager, he will say something like “this is never what we would have done when I played”. Dad never played beyond early high school.
Image source: Rynox2000, Pixabay
#10 Never leaving the town you grew up in, and the highlight of your week is the Friday night football game at your old HS where you tell everyone that will listen about your game winning TD that happened 20+ years ago.
Image source: ashakar, Stanley Morales
#11 Bragging about your HS hookups when you’re in your 30s.
Image source: petitbatte, Katie Salerno
#12 Going to the highschool football games in your 30s and still try and have conversations with staff or students thinking your words of wisdom will help the team.
Image source: 86missingnomes, Pixabay
#13 “I’m an alpha” coupled with “can I borrow 20 bucks?”
Image source: SirTheadore, Jay Rane
#14 Posting (& reposting) your cheerleading pictures on FB, in your 50s
Image source: 00AtALoss00, cottonbro studio
#15 “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.” Has nothing to do with peaking in high school directly, but damned if every girl who peaked in high school doesn’t say that s**t.
Image source: endless-reproachment, Andrea Piacquadio
#16 I know someone who reposts their posts from highschool multiple times a year and has only a couple recent pictures
Image source: broccolicares, Juan Pablo Serrano Arenas
#17 40 years old, drives a Chevy pickup truck with a “Don’t tread on me” sticker on the back, backward hat, and sunglasses, along with a monster energy drink in the left hand and punching a hole in the wall with the right hand
Image source: Muscle_Doc, Tim Vrtiska
#18 Spam messaging people from HS in you’re 30’s to scam them with an MLM you bought into.
Image source: doodlefan2000, picjumbo.com
#19 Wearing your Varsity jacket in your 30s, 40s, etc.
Image source: Plus-Statistician80, Labskiii
#20 Those adults that actively try to hang out with high schoolers and try to act cool with them. Could be pedophiles, could be highschool peakers. Or both, happens pretty often.
Image source: gutsplatter, Min An
title: “20 Funny Responses To The Online Question What Screams I Peaked At High School " ShowToc: true date: “2024-09-07” author: “Ann Dorsey”
#1 Putting “school of hard knocks” on your social media profile page.
More info: Reddit Image source: gijoe50000, Tobias Dziuba
#2 I was a three-time All-State swimmer in high school. I tell people about it all the time. So the answer is me, I scream that I peaked in high school.
Image source: slytherinprolly, Karolina Grabowska
#3 I remember a pep rally senior year when a kind of friend of mine blew up a condom as a balloon and started singing terribly into it. It was embarrassing and I was going to engage them to stop. Another friend of mine stopped me and said “let him. This is as good as it gets for him.” And f**k he was right.
Image source: LookAtMyKitty, Joe Loong
#4 Constantly reminding us how much opportunity you had in high school .. like dude can I just have my Arby’s and go?
Image source: Physical_Prompt_5069, Ivan Samkov
#5 Telling struggling young people, “These are the best years of your life. Enjoy them.”
Edit: Also, fighting with the same people you went to high school with over stupid s**t in your 30s. Image source: Royal_Hold6900, Vanessa Garcia
#6 Bullying as an adult
Image source: Which-Cheek3671, Keira Burton
#7 Todd “I went to 8 consecutive proms at the same high school.”
He was so athletic that as a Freshman he dated a junior and went to prom. Same with Sophomore year. Junior and Senior years he dated underclass girls. After prom he became a custodian. For the next 4 years he Matthew McConaughey’d his way through students. When he knocked one up, he celebrated with his friends on a golf course and attempted to drive from that drunk and got in a wreck. There is a memorial golf scholarship in his name. Image source: DarrenEdwards, Juan Vargas
#8 “I could have made it to state”
Image source: SadSwim7533, Christina Morillo
#9 When my dad is angry at a decision made by an MLB baseball manager, he will say something like “this is never what we would have done when I played”. Dad never played beyond early high school.
Image source: Rynox2000, Pixabay
#10 Never leaving the town you grew up in, and the highlight of your week is the Friday night football game at your old HS where you tell everyone that will listen about your game winning TD that happened 20+ years ago.
Image source: ashakar, Stanley Morales
#11 Bragging about your HS hookups when you’re in your 30s.
Image source: petitbatte, Katie Salerno
#12 Going to the highschool football games in your 30s and still try and have conversations with staff or students thinking your words of wisdom will help the team.
Image source: 86missingnomes, Pixabay
#13 “I’m an alpha” coupled with “can I borrow 20 bucks?”
Image source: SirTheadore, Jay Rane
#14 Posting (& reposting) your cheerleading pictures on FB, in your 50s
Image source: 00AtALoss00, cottonbro studio
#15 “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.” Has nothing to do with peaking in high school directly, but damned if every girl who peaked in high school doesn’t say that s**t.
Image source: endless-reproachment, Andrea Piacquadio
#16 I know someone who reposts their posts from highschool multiple times a year and has only a couple recent pictures
Image source: broccolicares, Juan Pablo Serrano Arenas
#17 40 years old, drives a Chevy pickup truck with a “Don’t tread on me” sticker on the back, backward hat, and sunglasses, along with a monster energy drink in the left hand and punching a hole in the wall with the right hand
Image source: Muscle_Doc, Tim Vrtiska
#18 Spam messaging people from HS in you’re 30’s to scam them with an MLM you bought into.
Image source: doodlefan2000, picjumbo.com
#19 Wearing your Varsity jacket in your 30s, 40s, etc.
Image source: Plus-Statistician80, Labskiii
#20 Those adults that actively try to hang out with high schoolers and try to act cool with them. Could be pedophiles, could be highschool peakers. Or both, happens pretty often.
Image source: gutsplatter, Min An
title: “20 Funny Responses To The Online Question What Screams I Peaked At High School " ShowToc: true date: “2024-10-23” author: “Charlene Flipp”
#1 Putting “school of hard knocks” on your social media profile page.
More info: Reddit Image source: gijoe50000, Tobias Dziuba
#2 I was a three-time All-State swimmer in high school. I tell people about it all the time. So the answer is me, I scream that I peaked in high school.
Image source: slytherinprolly, Karolina Grabowska
#3 I remember a pep rally senior year when a kind of friend of mine blew up a condom as a balloon and started singing terribly into it. It was embarrassing and I was going to engage them to stop. Another friend of mine stopped me and said “let him. This is as good as it gets for him.” And f**k he was right.
Image source: LookAtMyKitty, Joe Loong
#4 Constantly reminding us how much opportunity you had in high school .. like dude can I just have my Arby’s and go?
Image source: Physical_Prompt_5069, Ivan Samkov
#5 Telling struggling young people, “These are the best years of your life. Enjoy them.”
Edit: Also, fighting with the same people you went to high school with over stupid s**t in your 30s. Image source: Royal_Hold6900, Vanessa Garcia
#6 Bullying as an adult
Image source: Which-Cheek3671, Keira Burton
#7 Todd “I went to 8 consecutive proms at the same high school.”
He was so athletic that as a Freshman he dated a junior and went to prom. Same with Sophomore year. Junior and Senior years he dated underclass girls. After prom he became a custodian. For the next 4 years he Matthew McConaughey’d his way through students. When he knocked one up, he celebrated with his friends on a golf course and attempted to drive from that drunk and got in a wreck. There is a memorial golf scholarship in his name. Image source: DarrenEdwards, Juan Vargas
#8 “I could have made it to state”
Image source: SadSwim7533, Christina Morillo
#9 When my dad is angry at a decision made by an MLB baseball manager, he will say something like “this is never what we would have done when I played”. Dad never played beyond early high school.
Image source: Rynox2000, Pixabay
#10 Never leaving the town you grew up in, and the highlight of your week is the Friday night football game at your old HS where you tell everyone that will listen about your game winning TD that happened 20+ years ago.
Image source: ashakar, Stanley Morales
#11 Bragging about your HS hookups when you’re in your 30s.
Image source: petitbatte, Katie Salerno
#12 Going to the highschool football games in your 30s and still try and have conversations with staff or students thinking your words of wisdom will help the team.
Image source: 86missingnomes, Pixabay
#13 “I’m an alpha” coupled with “can I borrow 20 bucks?”
Image source: SirTheadore, Jay Rane
#14 Posting (& reposting) your cheerleading pictures on FB, in your 50s
Image source: 00AtALoss00, cottonbro studio
#15 “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.” Has nothing to do with peaking in high school directly, but damned if every girl who peaked in high school doesn’t say that s**t.
Image source: endless-reproachment, Andrea Piacquadio
#16 I know someone who reposts their posts from highschool multiple times a year and has only a couple recent pictures
Image source: broccolicares, Juan Pablo Serrano Arenas
#17 40 years old, drives a Chevy pickup truck with a “Don’t tread on me” sticker on the back, backward hat, and sunglasses, along with a monster energy drink in the left hand and punching a hole in the wall with the right hand
Image source: Muscle_Doc, Tim Vrtiska
#18 Spam messaging people from HS in you’re 30’s to scam them with an MLM you bought into.
Image source: doodlefan2000, picjumbo.com
#19 Wearing your Varsity jacket in your 30s, 40s, etc.
Image source: Plus-Statistician80, Labskiii
#20 Those adults that actively try to hang out with high schoolers and try to act cool with them. Could be pedophiles, could be highschool peakers. Or both, happens pretty often.
Image source: gutsplatter, Min An
